08 September 2010 @ 11:17 pm
New Meridian News  


New Meridian News


Monday, December 1


A recent article by Tania Buttlescutt, infamous author of the "Weekly Word" has come under scrutiny by the New Meridian LEOS. Archibald Murina of the LEOS stated "Any accusation of bewitchment must be taken seriously and scrutinized thoroughly. We could not allow this accusation to stand, especially because it concerned Prince Reed, the next in line as interim king."

The LEOS performed a thorough search of Miss Marlowe's home and conducted an interview under truth serum. Both the search and the interview concluded absolutely that Miss Marlowe is not guilty of bewitchment.

Prince Reed has been tested as well. He was not under any sort of spell at the time of the investigation. He refused to press charges stating that: "This whole thing is ridiculous. Miss Marlowe is innocent and Lily is an awful sister. As for Buttlescutt; I'd prefer it if that creature would just stay out of my life."

What does this mean for Miss Buttlescutt and her informant Lily? The LEOS did not comment on this, however they have stated that Miss Buttlescutt runs the risk of receiving groundbreaking libel charges. No journalist has yet been charged with spreading slanderous lies; Buttlescutt would be the first to even be charged with such a crime. As for Lily, Miss Marlowe's sister; she could not be reached for comment and the LEOS have stated that Miss Marlowe has not yet pressed formal charges against her sister.