TIMOTHY

GREENGRASS

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

AND EVERYBODY SHOULD WISH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN IT VERY LARGELY AND OBNOXIOUSLY TO CATCH EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.

And look! Look at the card I gave explicit instructions to Smeth to find after pulling the 'bedridden pregnant friend' card found for you! I know it's probably more suited to me, but...
( I had to! )

Baby's happy about it too! I haven't felt disgusting once all morning!