timothy g. greengrass

He's here!

2012-12-15T07:33:11Z

one

2012-06-02T21:39:28Z

Greener Grass Construction
est. 1983
Has a nice ring to it, yeah?

greengrasses @ 2012-04-08T14:43:00

2012-04-08T20:51:32Z

JUST BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A PONY DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET A BABY

I CAN'T EVEN RIDE IT

greengrasses @ 2012-03-11T16:07:00

2012-03-11T19:21:37Z

You know. ~~YOU KNOW~~ I am a very good worker! I take pride in that ~~I am a HUFFLEPUFF DAMN IT~~ So--~~ARGH I can't even RANT because I AM THAT GOOD OF A WORKER~~ So there.

greengrasses @ 2011-08-05T16:57:00

2011-08-05T23:31:58Z

Timothy Greengrass.

Your ~~lady~~ ladies have spoken.

greengrasses @ 2011-06-19T13:30:00

2011-06-19T17:02:46Z

MY WIFE IS AMAZING!
MY GIRLS ARE AMAZING!

She absolutely completes our family!

greengrasses @ 2011-05-12T21:27:00

2011-05-13T01:03:08Z

Astoria;

Your name of Astoria has given you the desire for the best that money can buy: good clothes and refined surroundings, all the finer things of life.

You have a good business sense.

You are pleasant and diplomatic, and seem to sense how others feel.

This name, when combined with the last name Greengrass, can ~~frustrate~~ cause happiness, contentment, and success.

greengrasses @ 2010-07-21T10:15:00

2010-07-21T14:11:23Z

My wife...she is so hot.

greengrasses @ 2009-10-06T00:35:00

2009-10-06T04:37:06Z

[ADAMINA GREENGRASS!] Can we move to the States?? Now? Right now? [/ADAMINA GREENGRASS!]

greengrasses @ 2009-01-20T22:32:00

2009-01-21T06:35:44Z

~~YOUR BODY IS SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO NORMAL AFTER YOU HAVE THE BABY, WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS NONSENSE---SOMEONE OUGHT TO BE---I BET A MAN SAID THAT, MEN NEVER HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH----~~

You know, life has been much, much more quiet since we've had little Daphne around. Which, if you think about, is rather counter-intuitive being that babies are supposed to cry a lot. But she doesn't! She's actually rather angelic. I, on the other hand, can no longer blame my rampant and out-of-control hormones on the fact that I am carrying another life, or anything besides my own temperamental and out-of-control self. Honestly, I kind of hoped that it was just hormones that were making me out to be so mental, but! I suppose nine months is a long time to go without acting independently of your own id. Or is it ego? Muggle psychology--now that's mental.

Also, I have stretchmarks. ~~GIANT HUGE MAP-OF-THE-UNDERGROUND-AND-EVERY-OTHER-MUGGLE-TRANSPORTATION-ROAD-MAP-SYSTEM-THINGS-EVER SPANNING EVERY INCH OF EVERY~~ These things are battle scars, let me tell you, so no one better be getting any funny ideas.

[CECILIA] I know I've been pestering you since before the baby was born, but things have finally settled down here. Dinner, next weekend? You can rant to me about your life and I can tell you about the ~~bastards~~ idiots who threw bricks through my window![/CECILIA]

[NICK]Your presence is required next weekend. Inquire in for further details.[/NICK]

greengrasses @ 2008-12-18T20:03:00

2008-12-19T01:07:09Z

And introducing

So here's a funny story----My house was vandalized wooo---

Daphne Liliana, everyone! Born early this morning (at 1:23, isn't that easy to remember?) annnnd she's perfect. And now I need to go take a nap ~~because I am still very sore--~~

greengrasses @ 2008-11-30T21:34:00

2008-12-01T02:51:14Z

[PRIVATE] THEY TOOK ME OFF THE BLOODY FLINT HOUSE! Come on! I basically ran it and all of a sudden they need all hands on the bloody Hogsmeade project and---and now I'm not going to get that big bonus I mean I'll get some but that's nothing compared to---AND DAPHNE WILL BE HERE IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS. TWO WEEKS AND I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE

Adamina is going to realize I am a poor bastard and she's going to divorce me and marry some rich snob and I'm going to be a poor man with a hammer and not see my daughter and---

STUPID BLOODY MINISTRY. What do they need six new bloody complexes anyway! Fuck ~~FUCK!~~[/PRIVATE]

WELL. If anyone wants sugar quills or other goods found only in Hogsmeade, just drop me a note because I'm going to be there all the time.

greengrasses @ 2008-11-07T00:23:00

2008-11-07T08:46:35Z

TIMOTHY

GREENGRASS

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

AND EVERYBODY SHOULD WISH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN IT VERY LARGELY AND OBNOXIOUSLY TO CATCH EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.

And look! Look at the card I ~~gave explicit instructions to Smeth to find after pulling the 'bedridden pregnant friend' card~~ found for you! I know it's probably more suited to me, but...

Baby's happy about it too! I haven't felt disgusting once all morning!

greengrasses @ 2008-10-20T19:55:00

2008-10-21T02:57:01Z

NICKY!! Is it normal to be in so much pain? Not that you would know, but I mean, you have three kids and Tim and I are super lost and ~~I'm wicked scared~~ and I don't know, I just thought you'd know if I should be really super stressed and sore like this? It's hard to explain. Sometimes I can't eat or sleep or even move! I think it's normal, right? Like the baby kicking? ~~It better be normal or else I'll scream~~.

How come there are no books on this?

31 WEEKS ~~and something is really weird~~!

greengrasses @ 2008-09-16T23:01:00

2008-09-17T03:04:16Z

I was called fat today. I'm not fat, am I? I mean, pregnant, yes. But fat? Have I really put on that much weight? ~~God, if that's true, Tim must hate me~~ ... ~~Oh god. What if he divorces me or has an affair because I got fat?~~

I didn't think being fat would make me so insecure, but I doubt I'll be leaving this house anytime soon. And I'm going on a diet of crackers and milk. ~~I'm not fat~~ ~~Tim won't have an affair if I do get fat~~

greengrasses @ 2008-09-07T00:55:00

2008-09-07T05:00:39Z

[PRIVATE] IGETTOWORKONCADENFLINT'SHOUSE! I do not think I have ever been this excited about a project but holy holy holy shit. Like! Like Mr. Cattermole's all telling me he wants to take this as a a a training thing and I mean I'm not going to be in charge but I'm there and and and I guess that he likes that I just take directions and stuff because because this might mean I get to run future jobs if I don't fuck this up and that means bigger paychecks and that means more things for the baby ~~who has no name how does she still not have a name~~ and that means---EVERYTHING.

AND AUTOGRAPHS MAYBE. No I couldn't ask him for one--maybe after someone else does but I mean oh man. And it's supposed to be all disclosed and stuff and oh man. Oh man. I'm giddy. I am giddy.[/PRIVATE]

I love my job!

greengrasses @ 2008-08-12T12:13:00

2008-08-12T16:22:54Z

Why, tell me WHY I BOTHER to pay for the overseas muggle wireless just to catch the Red Sox games and THEY ALWAYS LOSE. ~~I AM NOT HAPPY NOT EVEN BABY GREENGRASS CAN MAKE ME HAPPY okay maybe she can but--~~ What IS this? As if last October wasn't enough, I have to bloody--it's August I know there's still time and

Okay and no one out there knows why I'm rambling but--my dad used to collect baseball cards and I started paying attention when I was little, and it's just been one LONG AND PAINFUL RIDE, OKAY? This is far worse than being a Cannons fan, I can assure you. At least you can go to the stadium and ~~bitch and moan~~ yell at your team, I have to sit in my living room at three in the bleeding morning because of the time difference just to---THE BLOODY ORIOLES? THE ORIOLES ARE IN FIRST? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

And that's that. I'm done with the rant. One baseball journal rant a year, I say. ~~At least the Yankees are in fourth at least I have that. Holy fuck--~~

greengrasses @ 2008-07-01T22:40:00

2008-07-02T02:44:11Z

[Private]It's a GIRL holy crap

Except I'm not supposed to know---
It's not my fault that the healer left the folder right there--
She's gonna kill me.

IT'S A GIRL! [/Private]

Well. I've got two weeks of vacation. What to do, what to do.

greengrasses @ 2008-06-20T00:51:00

2008-06-20T04:54:21Z

I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS.

My bump is getting bigger!

The bad news is that I can feel my heartburn all the way in my toes and it makes me gag a little. It's not my fault the baby didn't like oatmeal. It should!

I want some pasta so bad it's not even funny.

greengrasses @ 2008-05-22T13:32:00

2008-05-22T18:35:11Z

I woke up this morning and when I rolled over, I found SuperBunny rather than Tim. And then I ate a quart of yogurt, so that made up for my missing husband and the awkward placement of an animal!

greengrasses @ 2008-04-27T12:13:00

2008-04-27T16:19:03Z

I am working on the bloody coolest site ever. And I know I say that about every site I work on because it's all bloody cool to me, but this one is going to be---just

It's part of a park, really, but it's going to be sort of a little league field small stadium thing for quidditch. I mean, it's like the first of its kind because its actually going to, you know---be a big deal. I mean ~~I can't talk I'm such a bad talker~~ I know the other kid leagues around here just play like---in fields and stuff, and that's cool I wish I'd done that when I was little, but this. Man. It's going to have big stands and locker rooms and I guess it's going to be kind of hard to get your kid into the league but I mean if this works well then there should be more and I mean

Rambling!

Adamina's almost seven weeks. She doesn't look pregnant though. I mean. I don't think so?

greengrasses @ 2008-04-08T01:02:00

2008-04-08T05:02:35Z

THE SALMON HAVE REACHED THEIR DESTINATION!

greengrasses @ 2008-04-04T23:48:00

2008-04-05T03:51:01Z

My head feels like it's on fire. At least I can still function properly, but it still feels like it's burning and like someone closed a window on it and cracked my skull. I bet it's ... allergies.

Tim, it's very cold in this house.

greengrasses @ 2008-03-04T14:15:00

2008-03-04T19:15:29Z

I feel severely old now.

Tim, your present was the best in the world. It really was.

greengrasses @ 2008-02-27T20:48:00

2008-02-28T01:51:26Z

This isn't working!
Tim is broken!
MAYBE I HAVE NO EGGS?!
His proverbial salmon must be dead

Hmph...