timothy g. greengrass

He's here!

Sat, 15 Dec 2012 07:33:11 GMT

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Sat, 02 Jun 2012 21:39:28 GMT

Greener Grass Construction
est. 1983
Has a nice ring to it, yeah?

Sun, 08 Apr 2012 20:51:32 GMT

JUST BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A PONY DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET A BABY

I CAN'T EVEN RIDE IT

Sun, 11 Mar 2012 19:21:37 GMT

You know. ~~YOU KNOW~~ I am a very good worker! I take pride in that ~~I am a HUFFLEPUFF DAMN IT~~ So--~~ARGH I can't even RANT because I AM THAT GOOD OF A WORKER~~ So there.

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 23:31:58 GMT

Timothy Greengrass.

Your ~~lady~~ ladies have spoken.

Sun, 19 Jun 2011 17:02:46 GMT

MY WIFE IS AMAZING!
MY GIRLS ARE AMAZING!

She absolutely completes our family!

Fri, 13 May 2011 01:03:08 GMT

Astoria;

Your name of Astoria has given you the desire for the best that money can buy: good clothes and refined surroundings, all the finer things of life.

You have a good business sense.

You are pleasant and diplomatic, and seem to sense how others feel.

This name, when combined with the last name Greengrass, can ~~frustrate~~ cause happiness, contentment, and success.

Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:11:23 GMT

My wife...she is so hot.

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 04:37:06 GMT

[ADAMINA GREENGRASS!] Can we move to the States?? Now? Right now? [/ADAMINA GREENGRASS!]

Wed, 21 Jan 2009 06:35:44 GMT

~~YOUR BODY IS SUPPOSED TO GO BACK TO NORMAL AFTER YOU HAVE THE BABY, WHAT IS THIS RIDICULOUS NONSENSE---SOMEONE OUGHT TO BE---I BET A MAN SAID THAT, MEN NEVER HAVE TO GIVE BIRTH----~~

You know, life has been much, much more quiet since we've had little Daphne around. Which, if you think about, is rather counter-intuitive being that babies are supposed to cry a lot. But she doesn't! She's actually rather angelic. I, on the other hand, can no longer blame my rampant and out-of-control hormones on the fact that I am carrying another life, or anything besides my own temperamental and out-of-control self. Honestly, I kind of hoped that it was just hormones that were making me out to be so mental, but! I suppose nine months is a long time to go without acting independently of your own id. Or is it ego? Muggle psychology--now that's mental.

Also, I have stretchmarks. ~~GIANT HUGE MAP-OF-THE-UNDERGROUND-AND-EVERY-OTHER-MUGGLE-TRANSPORTATION-ROAD-MAP-SYSTEM-THINGS-EVER SPANNING EVERY INCH OF EVERY~~ These things are battle scars, let me tell you, so no one better be getting any funny ideas.

[CECILIA] I know I've been pestering you since before the baby was born, but things have finally settled down here. Dinner, next weekend? You can rant to me about your life and I can tell you about the ~~bastards~~ idiots who threw bricks through my window![/CECILIA]

[NICK]Your presence is required next weekend. Inquire in for further details.[/NICK]

Fri, 19 Dec 2008 01:07:09 GMT

And introducing

So here's a funny story----My house was vandalized wooo---

Daphne Liliana, everyone! Born early this morning (at 1:23, isn't that easy to remember?) annnnd she's perfect. And now I need to go take a nap ~~because I am still very sore--~~

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:51:14 GMT

[PRIVATE] THEY TOOK ME OFF THE BLOODY FLINT HOUSE! Come on! I basically ran it and all of a sudden they need all hands on the bloody Hogsmeade project and---and now I'm not going to get that big bonus I mean I'll get some but that's nothing compared to---AND DAPHNE WILL BE HERE IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS. TWO WEEKS AND I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE

Adamina is going to realize I am a poor bastard and she's going to divorce me and marry some rich snob and I'm going to be a poor man with a hammer and not see my daughter and---

STUPID BLOODY MINISTRY. What do they need six new bloody complexes anyway! Fuck ~~FUCK!~~[/PRIVATE]

WELL. If anyone wants sugar quills or other goods found only in Hogsmeade, just drop me a note because I'm going to be there all the time.

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 08:46:35 GMT

TIMOTHY

GREENGRASS

IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.

AND EVERYBODY SHOULD WISH YOU BECAUSE I HAVE WRITTEN IT VERY LARGELY AND OBNOXIOUSLY TO CATCH EVERYONE'S ATTENTION.

And look! Look at the card I ~~gave explicit instructions to Smeth to find after pulling the 'bedridden pregnant friend' card~~ found for you! I know it's probably more suited to me, but...

Baby's happy about it too! I haven't felt disgusting once all morning!

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 02:57:01 GMT

NICKY!! Is it normal to be in so much pain? Not that you would know, but I mean, you have three kids and Tim and I are super lost and ~~I'm wicked scared~~ and I don't know, I just thought you'd know if I should be really super stressed and sore like this? It's hard to explain. Sometimes I can't eat or sleep or even move! I think it's normal, right? Like the baby kicking? ~~It better be normal or else I'll scream~~.

How come there are no books on this?

31 WEEKS ~~and something is really weird~~!

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:04:16 GMT

I was called fat today. I'm not fat, am I? I mean, pregnant, yes. But fat? Have I really put on that much weight? ~~God, if that's true, Tim must hate me~~ ... ~~Oh god. What if he divorces me or has an affair because I got fat?~~

I didn't think being fat would make me so insecure, but I doubt I'll be leaving this house anytime soon. And I'm going on a diet of crackers and milk. ~~I'm not fat~~ ~~Tim won't have an affair if I do get fat~~

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 05:00:39 GMT

[PRIVATE] IGETTOWORKONCADENFLINT'SHOUSE! I do not think I have ever been this excited about a project but holy holy holy shit. Like! Like Mr. Cattermole's all telling me he wants to take this as a a a training thing and I mean I'm not going to be in charge but I'm there and and and I guess that he likes that I just take directions and stuff because because this might mean I get to run future jobs if I don't fuck this up and that means bigger paychecks and that means more things for the baby ~~who has no name how does she still not have a name~~ and that means---EVERYTHING.

AND AUTOGRAPHS MAYBE. No I couldn't ask him for one--maybe after someone else does but I mean oh man. And it's supposed to be all disclosed and stuff and oh man. Oh man. I'm giddy. I am giddy.[/PRIVATE]

I love my job!

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 16:22:54 GMT

Why, tell me WHY I BOTHER to pay for the overseas muggle wireless just to catch the Red Sox games and THEY ALWAYS LOSE. ~~I AM NOT HAPPY NOT EVEN BABY GREENGRASS CAN MAKE ME HAPPY okay maybe she can but--~~ What IS this? As if last October wasn't enough, I have to bloody--it's August I know there's still time and

Okay and no one out there knows why I'm rambling but--my dad used to collect baseball cards and I started paying attention when I was little, and it's just been one LONG AND PAINFUL RIDE, OKAY? This is far worse than being a Cannons fan, I can assure you. At least you can go to the stadium and ~~bitch and moan~~ yell at your team, I have to sit in my living room at three in the bleeding morning because of the time difference just to---THE BLOODY ORIOLES? THE ORIOLES ARE IN FIRST? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

And that's that. I'm done with the rant. One baseball journal rant a year, I say. ~~At least the Yankees are in fourth at least I have that. Holy fuck--~~

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:44:11 GMT

[Private]It's a GIRL holy crap

Except I'm not supposed to know---
It's not my fault that the healer left the folder right there--
She's gonna kill me.

IT'S A GIRL! [/Private]

Well. I've got two weeks of vacation. What to do, what to do.

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 04:54:21 GMT

I HAVE REALLY GOOD NEWS.

My bump is getting bigger!

The bad news is that I can feel my heartburn all the way in my toes and it makes me gag a little. It's not my fault the baby didn't like oatmeal. It should!

I want some pasta so bad it's not even funny.

Thu, 22 May 2008 18:35:11 GMT

I woke up this morning and when I rolled over, I found SuperBunny rather than Tim. And then I ate a quart of yogurt, so that made up for my missing husband and the awkward placement of an animal!

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:19:03 GMT

I am working on the bloody coolest site ever. And I know I say that about every site I work on because it's all bloody cool to me, but this one is going to be---just

It's part of a park, really, but it's going to be sort of a little league field small stadium thing for quidditch. I mean, it's like the first of its kind because its actually going to, you know---be a big deal. I mean ~~I can't talk I'm such a bad talker~~ I know the other kid leagues around here just play like---in fields and stuff, and that's cool I wish I'd done that when I was little, but this. Man. It's going to have big stands and locker rooms and I guess it's going to be kind of hard to get your kid into the league but I mean if this works well then there should be more and I mean

Rambling!

Adamina's almost seven weeks. She doesn't look pregnant though. I mean. I don't think so?

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 05:02:35 GMT

THE SALMON HAVE REACHED THEIR DESTINATION!

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 03:51:01 GMT

My head feels like it's on fire. At least I can still function properly, but it still feels like it's burning and like someone closed a window on it and cracked my skull. I bet it's ... allergies.

Tim, it's very cold in this house.

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 19:15:29 GMT

I feel severely old now.

Tim, your present was the best in the world. It really was.

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 01:51:26 GMT

This isn't working!
Tim is broken!
MAYBE I HAVE NO EGGS?!
His proverbial salmon must be dead

Hmph...