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009

2014-05-02T02:27:59Z

I have been unemployed for a month. A month! One outrageous month! A whole month of no owls, no floo calls, no nothing.

Complete bollocks.

~~There is nothing to do around here~~

Alright, out with it then. Who put a curse on my name?

008

2013-08-13T16:54:45Z

PENROSE PACK YOUR TENT BECAUSE I GOT US A JOB WE ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

In two weeks. From Friday.

007

2013-06-24T05:55:12Z

Now, is pirate still an occupation? Because I think I'd be very good at that.

Experience in looting? Check.

Agile balance? Check

Capable of crushing bones? Lynch, tell the world your testimonial.

In possession of killer boots? Definitely.

UNIQUE ANIMAL COMPANION? CHECK!

Though the thought of living at sea for the rest of my life does put a big damper down on things. Choices, choices....

[NICO] NICO I AM SO BORED MERLIN PLEASE GIVE ME SOMETHING ANYTHING [/NICO]

006

2013-04-28T05:19:00Z

Well, you're looking at Gringott's most recently "let go" employee. Anyone like to tell me what the hell unemployment is like?

005

2013-04-10T04:41:23Z

I want my niffler back Nora

004

2013-01-01T04:27:34Z

HELLLOO ISTANBUL!

You're looking lovely as usual.

Oh! SURPRISE WENDY AND SETH HERE I AM!

LET'S GO ENGLAND!

003

2012-11-11T01:12:13Z

~~THERE IS SEX GOING ON RIGHT NOW~~

It's such a hot beautiful night, I almost want to sleep outside with the stars.

002

2012-10-07T18:47:27Z

You lot have little time to scramble in farewells, because Lorenzo and I are departing for EGYPTIAN TOMBS on Friday.

001

2012-08-27T01:35:45Z

Look who's back in England! After an especially exciting romp in Greece that notably included a Griffin and an exploding plant, but I'm not going to give away the whole story here. Where's the fun in that?

Most importantly I have souvenirs! You know who you are if you're getting one.

Also, can someone please direct me toward the most authentic Baklava in London? I'm dying for it.

000

2012-08-26T19:00:09Z

I CAN MAKE THE STARS DANCE