I am desirous of steak. Malcolm, bring me steak. You should bring people over. Like brothers and stuff. We'll have a grill out on the porch. Oh bring your gay friends, the ones with kids. We're totally a kid friendly family now! And that boyfriend you're hiding from us.

Other people should come too. Alex, Graciela and Zac too! With Grumpy Kostos and people!

I have some owies still, but I'm home and I have the most adorable baby and beautiful wife ever, so I'm pretty damn okay!

TWELVE DAYS UNTIL THE MOST AWESOME DAY. I THINK INSTEAD OF TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS, THERE SHOULD BE TWELVE DAYS OF HARPER NOW. Only in Late April than in December.

DOLLS ARE REALLY CREEPY AJKSLERJASEASA

What things do little girls like, other than dolls?

( Jules )

I love Cheshire cheese.

Yeah, that's right, my fiancée is hot.

[warded to Psyke] Is my brother dating someone? He's been pulling a disappearing act all month. [ward]