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Suck New Layout Bitches

Sun, 19 Jul 2009 18:20:14 GMT

Suck on my new layout bitches. :D heartshapecandy

P.S. kiokushitaka = awesome. Uh huh. True Story.

What The Shit Man?!

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 08:31:38 GMT

EARTH IS GOING TO GET HIT BY ANOTHER PLANET!!

SEE!

Why do they tell us this stuff when it's not even going to happen, maybe, in a billion years.

Oh and also I have this song stuck in my head now. Oh and this one as well because the timing and video is perfecto.

And to wrap it up before bed That one makes me laugh because it's the VA.

Get Down Get Funky

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 17:37:40 GMT

So yeah in an effort to not eat entire cans of Pringles in one sitting I bought the mini ones. This was mission fail because I just ate like three of them which I am thinking is probably more than one whole can of Pringles. Go figure. Whatever I'm not really all that concerned about losing my "figure" since our season is starting to get underway so I'll have that all melted off pretty quickly.

That and I've never been all that concerned with getting fat. Which annoys people since I eat a lot of junk. Be jealous bitches be jealous. I don't think I have much else to report other than the fact that I ate all those Pringles. I really wanted to share that.

Mon, 23 Feb 2009 17:30:48 GMT

I'm having a bit of a hard time taking certain people seriously anymore. I mean I'm moderately intelligent. I'm no genius by any means. (I mean sometimes in my head, but thats not the point.)

I'm starting to rethink the definition of certain words. Like I mean how the hell can you really tell me you're going to do something but put all these stipulations on it making it the actions exact opposite. I'm starting to think people just throw these little shows for attention.

Oh boo hoo are you bitches not getting enough attention? You know what I don't pay attention to whiners. I think that sissy little fuckers who do nothing but mope and abandon hope don't deserve my time. And NO I'm not saying that people don't have the right to get upset about things I'm saying you don't have the right to do it for the sole purpose of garnering my attention.

Fuck. Be honest about shit. It causes me to respect you more.

Sì. Provo appena di prendere la sua attenzione con questo palo. Spero che lei commenta così posso battere del senso in quella testa spessa di vostro.

Whine Whine WHINE

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:16:00 GMT

*clutches her stage 0 novel like a retard*

Someone else effing read this so I can have people to talk to. I don't like spoiling things but......*sob*

Vi you know you want to borrow it right?

Meme

Fri, 06 Feb 2009 15:28:09 GMT

Stole a meme from kiokushitaka who stole it from someone I don't know.

1. How do you feel right now?

2. What's your favourite past time?

3. Do you consider yourself a strange person?

4. What's your main fandom?

5. OTP?

6. How do you describe yourself?

7. How do others describe you?

8. What's your favourite icon to use that's not default?

9. Do you have an icon of your future husband/wife?

10. Do you have an LOLWUT icon?

LOOK WHAT I FOUND

Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:06:31 GMT

Okay. Do it. Do it now.

1. Can you cook?
2. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place? Why?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read? Was it good?
7. Are you Dirty or Clean? Sex-Addicted or Mega-Virgin? Perverted or Not?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?

HERE COMES FUNNER QUESTIONS...!~
1. How did we meet?
2. What's your philosophy on life?
3. Negative or Optimistic?
4. What is/was your dream?
5. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Tell me one weird fact about you:
8. What's your favorite memory of us?
10. Have you ever kept anything from me?
11. What do you think of me as a person?
12. Do you think I'm sane or insane? Good or Bad?
13. Would you cry for me?
14. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? What would it be?
16. How do you fall asleep?
17. Ever gotten angry with me?
18. Would you go on a blind date if I set you up?
19. If you had one week to live, what would you do?
20. 3.5 million bucks (because a regular million is boring~) what would you do with it?
21. What is your worst fear?
22. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
23. Can you sing or dance? Play an instrument?
24. In one word, how would you describe me? Be honest!
25. Will you repost this so I can fill it out?

Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:47:01 GMT

Get your own valentinr

High Voltage Rock 'n' Roll

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 16:42:46 GMT

Vi found and colored me an awesome picture and made a nifty banner for my new layout! Look! heartshapecandy

Awesome, no?

Ink

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:34:36 GMT

I just got another tattoo today! On impulse! I got the roman numeral four on my the inside of my right wrist. No no it doesn't have anything to do with like Kingdom Hearts or Organization XIII or anything like that. *head desk* I'm the fourth of eight kids in my family so I went with that. So yay another tattoo my mom will be thrilled. Only not she was pretty mad about the other two. It's okay though I already know exactly what she'll say so I can tune it out next time I visit home and she sees it.

I Hear The People Wanting Something.....ME :D

Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:40:32 GMT

So that anon love meme. Dude. My name was on it. And apparently my presence is demanded. No worries kiddies I really am around a lot more than you think. I'm logged in on burntreatment a lot because RPing Kyoko is tons of fun.

But I'm here. I'm here. I swear. *does a little dance*

*makes a little*

Anyway yeah that's where I am. Though I do have an IM you all may have and happily molest me on. awesomeinstead. Yup. That's me. I've also been playing Tales of the Abyss which I mock heartlessly because I love it.

Mosaic

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:19:42 GMT

Here I'm posting that mosaic too.

01. Type your answer to each of the above questions into Flickr’s search.
02. Using only the images that appear on the first page, choose your favorite and copy and paste each of the URLs into the Mosaic Maker. (3 columns, 4 rows)

1. What is your first name? -- Mariana
2. What is your favourite food? -- Tacos
3. What high secondary school did you attend? -- Enloe
4. What is your favourite colour? -- Purple
5. Who is your celebrity crush? -- Edward Norton
6. Favourite drink? -- Sunkist
7. Dream vacation? -- Italy
8. Favourite dessert? -- Icecream
9. What do you want to be when you grow up? -- Writer
10. What do you love most in life? -- Friends
11. One word to describe you? -- Expressive
12. Your Flickr name? -- None

Nobody Likes You When You're 23

Mon, 01 Dec 2008 06:17:47 GMT

Nobody likes you when you're twenty three
And are still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD?

Nobody likes you when you're twenty three
And are still amused by prank phone calls
What the heck is caller ID?

Nobody should take themselves so seriously!
HAVE A SUPER FANTASTIC TWENTY THIRD BIRTHDAY juuhachigou

This Isn't Nessecary, Useful or Entertaining

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:37:23 GMT

Either fucking get in your car and fucking drive off or turn it the fuck off. I seriously don't appreciate your head lights shining into my room and to have to listen your engine run for fifteen got damned minutes now. Honestly it's not really that cold out so there is no reason to run your car like that furthermore it must be nice to be you and just have so much money to piss away on gas. You do this a lot you little cunt monkey and I'm sick of it. I hate having to listen to your car just run idly outside eight times a day because you can't be bothered to only turn it on when you're actually leaving.

Lookie hear ass wipe it isn't clever to just turn it on and go back inside and have a danish. One of these days I'm going to steal your car cock muffin and then what?!

Whatever I Know How To Drive

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 22:19:39 GMT

You know what dude? You're psychotic. First off you don't go 5 miles below the speed limit in the fast lane. You move the fuck over and drive like granny in the other lane. I don't know, just when I'm in the fast lane I go fast. It's the entire point. I figured you got it when you moved over the first time but then I guess having to move over pissed you off because you can speeding up to my side five minutes later and started to pace me.

I spied a challenge.

Yes I know it's dangerous but you started it by cutting me off going five under again and brake checking me every two feet when there was no one in front of you. Yeah you're crazy and that's why I sped around you and wove in and out of traffic to avoid you again. Plus staring at me from your window and your little handle bar mustache made me think you do dirty things to little boys.

In other news LJ is apparently going to be down soon for server transfer. Whatever will all the kiddies over there do?

Sports Plus Clone Wars Nerds Lulwhut

Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:43:31 GMT

I could be wrong. Correct me if I am, but a commercial calling all Star Wars the Clone Wars fans to come attend the indoor football game against the "invading" Utah uh whatever it was is probably silly. I didn't think two mixed.

Oh MY GOD. Do they get to cosplay to the game though? I mean they were calling those fans in particular right? I would go to this game then. I mean hey I like cosplay but seeing like dudes my dad's age dress up like Luke Skywalker when the prequel movies came out was amusing.

Birthday

Sun, 09 Nov 2008 20:36:10 GMT

I'm 23 years old grandma. I don't know what era you live in but a two dollar bill is no longer an impressive brithday gift. I'd almost rather you send me nothing if you're going to tease me with a two dollar bill. Seriously people look at me funny when I go into stores and try to spend these.