How much do you wanna bet there will be more Foreman than House in this episode?


starting grade is B

* Starting off in the clinic is a nice try. We'll see how it goes.

* Shortest teaser ever, I think.

* And yes, the credits are still creepy.

* Oh, yay, House no longer has his ankle alarm. So he does House things like - going far far away from PPTH... plus he gets to fuck w/ Foreman... of course... b/c there has to be like 800 miles of Foreman.

* These are the largest exam rooms ever... even if it contains two really bizarre Civil War re-enactors... who have really really terrible accents.

* Why the fuck do we CARE about Foreman and his shitty relationship w/ a married woman?

* Dear House, 2 things - you look ridiculous in that red flannel and you suck at shooting skeet. To hit a moving object, you have to fire a bit 'ahead' of the object.

* The hooker thing is typical House as is blackmailing the Dean of Medicine to get out of clinic hours... so far, that's the only thing similar to the first seasons of the show.

* Taub - you suck as a dad... did you ever think of 'testing out' having kids before actually having kids? You know, by babysitting.

* a turtle race, House? you are so weird. also - isn't painting the shells of turtles a bad thing?

* too. goddamned. much. motherfucking. Foreman. See, one of the reasons that Cuddy wasn't uninteresting in the first few seasons was b/c the show didn't focus on her personal life (or anyone else's really), b/c the DoM is NOT one of the major characters of the show. Her role was to hang out in the background and keep House from killing people. Foreman has long since overstepped this role and is falling into the same hole that Cuddy did when her role got bigger - being boring and fucking annoying. Go back to House and the patients and stay the FUCK out of Foreman's goddamned boring personal/sex life.

* ok - so, what's up w/ the Civil War dudes? There's gotta be a reason why the one showed up a 2nd time.

* jailhouse-Doc is so so so annoying to listen to. they're trying to make her the 'morality' doc, but failing, a lot. see, writer peeps, this is why you don't get rid of the character who was designed to BE the moral compass.

* How many of the Vicodin did patient-mom take out of the bottle before she gave it back to House?

* Here is my utter lack of surprise that Chase is awesome w/ kids.

* oh look, Wilson's showing up to annoy House.

* and now Taub is annoying Wilson... and the rest of the audience by being so incredibly dull

* Foreman is all kinds of fucked up... he wants to do the 'sneaking around' thing when he doesn't have to? I'm guessing adrenaline junkie? or something. He doesn't have a problem boinking someone who's boinking someone else, so it's not a 'polyamory' issue. Apparently, Foreman's just an asshole.

* Civil War dudes are back and poisoned by polyester. LOL.

* ewwwww - worms

* show of hands - how many ppl thought the kid would actually stick around and reunite w/ mommy? yeah - me neither.

* too many babies on this show. too many bits about ppl's personal lives. can i haz medical drama nao?

* Foreman is also a big liar - "I'm not like you, House." BULLSHIT. Foreman's been like House since s3 - right before he quit b/c he was turning into House.

Mothefucker, there was too much Foreman in this episode.

Ummm - overall grade: D+

There was like NOTHING interesting about this episode. At all. NOTHING. Blah blah - Foreman, blah blah homeless girl, blah blah parents, blah blah Foreman, blah blah blah..... then more Foreman. Oh, and blah blah Taub... this episode was a snoozefest. FAIL.



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