Things like this greatly amuse me and I have three books full of misheard lyrics matched up to the 'real' lyrics and they make me giggle.

So, I'm going to put together a list of 15 of these and let all ya'll out there try to guess the real song / lyrics / etc.

Rules: I need the 'real' lyrics and the song title. Bonus points for the artist. Triple score if you provide your own version of misheard lyrics for the song too!



01) "Silence like a casserole"
02) "Keep up with the bobsled team"
03) "Someone shaved my wife tonight"
04) "Wake up, I might sit on you"
05) "Slow motion, Walter, fire-engine guy"
06) "That big pineapple cart"
07) "Now I'm gonna give you up, now I'm gonna say good-bye"
08) "Baking carrot biscuits"
09) "The Dukes of Hazzard in the classroom"
10) "And the papers want to know who shot you where"
11) "I'd like to keep my cheese dry today"
12) "Grapefruit throught the night"
13) "I'll never leave your pizza burnin'"
14) "And you believe in that chunky stew"
15) "The ants are my friends, they're blowin' in the wind"



Come back after a few days to see how you did! =)


(( Same misheard lyrics on both journals, so imma have to do some x-posting / editing, but that's cool. ))