Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:54:30 GMT

• 01/22 — Operation Rescue Jasmine.

• 02/04 — Had some naked sexcapades at the local supermarket with Alan.

• 02/14 — Alan surprised her with a Paris!night remix that touched her heart. Also got her a Hello Kitty cake! Yay for Cupid!

• 02/26 — Took part in the Wet T-Shirt Contest.

• 03/05 — Attended the Wet Boxers Contest.

• 03/06 — Met Tina for tea and had an insightful chat.

• 03/14 — Cupid's Stage Changed. She's free of it!

• 03/29 — Went to see Rainie when she was skipping work and tried to make nice.

• 04/10 — Morning after talks about wedding plans with Alan.

• 07/01 — 10th Annual Grammy Awards performance, then after party sexcapades.

• 08/19 — Jay sparks a fight.

• 09/05 — Wedding bells and dealing with her mother.

• 09/07 — Sightless, soundless honeymooning.

• 09/16 — Alien zombie almost-apocalypse.

• 10/14 — Dreams come true.

• 10/20 — Boys will be boys.

• 10/31 — Living nightmares.

• 12/03 — Near death experience.

jolin; i don't need a parachute