I don't ever want to feel like I did that day

seventeen

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 21:29:22 GMT

~~21 days 21 days 21 days. Our little tot is due in 21 days and I'm still banished to me own couch for laughing when she dusted in her big skirt like a great Saharan wind.~~

I'd wager that this crib is more metal than wood with the number of bits and bobbles to keep straight. Honestly, there should be an assembly charm or some rot for these things.

~~But no we had to buy the Muggle one because it's got safety this and safety that and came with a matching pillow.~~

sixteen

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:05:19 GMT

[Grail and Aland]
She's supposed to be on her bloody rag. She's not on her bloody rag. I know because she hasn't been eating chocie biscuits, listening to that Warbeck bird, and bawling her eyes out like she does every four weeks. She's completely normal. I can't handle this. I need a smoke, a drink, something.

fifteen

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 18:39:04 GMT

It's St. Paddy's Day! You're all celebrating with me, yeah?

[Devon]
~~I just remembered~~ We should set a date. ~~Or there's a priest in the pub with me. He'd wed us right now.~~

fourteen

Tue, 13 Jul 2010 20:30:10 GMT

Oy! Ireland! You should see the streets. People are still celebrating!

Living on your western shore
Saw summer sunsets, asked for more
I stood by your Atlantic Sea
And sang a song for Ireland

[Aland]
I believe I'm about to do something reckless.

thirteen

Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:32:19 GMT

I need one of you geniuses to help me with a portkey for Devon's birthday.

twelve

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:36:39 GMT

[Aland]
I'm worried about Grail.

[Devon]

You should meet me there.

eleven

Tue, 06 Oct 2009 21:39:38 GMT

[Aland]
I've been with Devon for nearly two years.

TWO YEARS, ALAND.

ten

Tue, 17 Mar 2009 07:48:05 GMT

[Devon]
Are you free today or do I need to arrange a kidnapping?

[Aland]
You need to get sloshed.

nine

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:48:04 GMT

[Lydia]
I must ask one more favor of you.

eight

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:42:24 GMT

Fuck quidditch. Bring on the after party.

[AG] We need to get fucked. I haven't been proper pissed since St. Pat's. [/AG]

[Devon] Going to work on a Saturday and there's only one woman on my mind. Care to guess who that is? [/Devon]

seven

Mon, 17 Mar 2008 16:02:30 GMT

It's eight in the morning! Why am I not stonking pissed already?

six

Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:32:07 GMT

[Travelers] Let's just go. Right now. Or I'm going to need a hit of something strong to hold out longer. [/Travelers]

~~[Aland] Your sister is a fucking annoying bint. [/Aland]~~

five

Mon, 25 Feb 2008 07:57:19 GMT

Going away on holiday. I'll be back eventually.

four

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:26:28 GMT

Fuck fuckering

Johnny Ray has her ways for the cats and cages.

super fucking double bollocks

three

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:06:11 GMT

[Aland] Three months. I made it nearly three fucking months with her. Can you believe that shit? [/Aland]

two

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 13:28:31 GMT

[Lydia] Tonight work for you? [/Lydia]

one

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:06:57 GMT

Oi. Mum wants to "examine" my ability to "choose a candle that will add mood to an atmosphere".

Where's a bloody girl~~friend~~ when you need one?