emadonna04@alumni.unity.edu — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:29:53 GMT

Basics

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Jane Doe-Smith

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
26.
3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I don't know where I was born. I guess you could say the moment I woke up in that shipping crate and got tied to that chair for day I was born. I live in Star City. I have no loyalty to this country.
4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Robert Smith is the only person I can claim as family. He was a good man. He gave me everything.
5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
No.
6. What is your occupation?
Private Detective
7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
Five feet and three inches. 133 pounds.
8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I'm a blond with blue eyes.
9. What is your race?
Human.
10. To which social class do you belong?
Middle. I earn enough to get by.
11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
I guess I'm pretty. I've used my looks to hget information before so I guess so.
12. What is your style of dress?
Comfort and function. I also need to look good when my clients come in.
13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
Yeah. I got shot in my upper torso once so I have a scar from where the doc pulled the slug out. It's right above my left breast. I have some scars on my left arm from getting bit by a dog too.
14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Nope.
15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Right handed.
16. What does your voice sound like?
I sound like a sailor. I swear alot and I don't talk all highly educated.
17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
Blue collar speak. I ain't a scolarly type despite the fact I'm pretty good at what I do.
18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I suffer from long term amnesia.
I'm a workaholic.
I love my car.
19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
At least twice a day since I'm an active person. Yes and just a little on special occasions.
20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Vauge ammusement.
21. Do you use body language? How?
I wave my hands when I'm talking. I chew my lip when I'm thinking too hard. When I find a clue I tilt my head completly on one side.
22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
"Hold it right there." "Well arem't I brilliant."

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory?
Getting a gun shoved in my face by a scary looking man who really needed a bath.
24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Up through highschool. It was okay.
25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
From Robert.
26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
I can't. Nothing there to remember.
27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I don't know. What about you, huh?
28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
Zack DuPont. He was nice about it. I invited him to go see a movie and he put an arm around my shoulder. It was... nice. I was 17.
29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
Yes.
30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
I have no idea. Not knowing where I come from affects me of course. I need to proove myself more.
Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Waking up in a box. No seriously. It was the begining of everything. If that hadn't happened Robert wouldn't have found me. I wouldn't have been taken in by him. I wouldn't be who I am now.
32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Getting my lisence to operate as a private detective.
33. What is your greatest regret?
Not telling Robert what he meant. He was everything I needed.
34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
On a case a year ago I was looking for a missing girl. Found her being used by a pimp. His 'best' whore slapped me in the face with a used sex toy.
35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Mine alone.
36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
I once straddled an informant and gave him an eyeful. I was willing to do anything to get the information I needed as fast as I could.

He gave in before I felt the need to pursade him to talk. And that's how I ended up getting slapped in the face with a sex toy.
37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
When I first woke up. Hell every night my dreams wake me up is just as bad. I don't know what I dream about and all I know is that I want it to just stop.
38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Not that I know of.
Beliefs

39. What is your alignment?
Chaotic Good obviously.
40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Pessimistic.
41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
Yes. Many. The world is too weird for there to not be gods.
42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Yeah. Sure. I guess so. I mean there has to be something besides the black.
43. What is your greatest fear?
Don't know. I guess being tied up.
44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
Assholes that take advantage of the little guy make me angry.

Knowing I won't ever have a happy ending because I'm too screwed up to let mysel be truly happy? I guess that makes me sad.

But punching jerks in the face does make me happy.
45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
I think it's about choices. Not good or evil.
46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Eh. Don't give a damn about politics.
Religon is more of to each his own kind of deal. I belive in god enough to go to curch when the world hurts too much. Sometimes I feel at peace after I'm on my knees for long enough. Most of the time nothing can fix me.

Sex is mysterious. I've beeb attracted to men before but I'm afraid to actually sleep with them. It means I have to tear the walls down enough to not push them away. I ain't ready for that.
47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is fine so long as you know your limit.
Lying is just another thing people do. It doesn't matter because the truth comes out.

....No.
48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
As far as I need to before I go against them.
49. How much do you value money?
I need money to get food and pay the bills. It isn't important
50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Rape or murder someone.
51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Yes.
52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I don't know. I've never been in love or harbored really strong romantic feelings for anyone.
53. Are you superstitious?
No.
54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Yeah I guess so. I don't really understand some stuff though.
55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
I guess I am when it comes to my thoughts. With my feelings I don't really get into it with people so I'm not as honest.
56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
I don't like people who hurt kids. I guess that can count since I'm more likely to hit them.

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
Robert Smith is the only person who gave a shit about me.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
Robert Smith. He is my father in all the ways that matter. I don't actually hate anyone.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Hahahahaha.... no.

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I guess my only 'friend' is Red Arrow. I know I'm pretty fucking sad, screw you. I don't do well at opening up to people. Shit. What am I? A school teacher? No. I a private detective. My job is dangerous and I've never really wanted friends before.

I guess I'm lonely. I spend most of my time on my own but I ain't going to get up in arms over it.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
I don't. I've never had an easy time getting close to people. I hold them at arms length.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
What do you think? I live on my own. Do things on my own. I'm not a saint. I just don't want to deal with another person.

Okay. I'm lying. It'd be nice but I can't see anyone putting up with my bullshit.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
No.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
I've never even had one. How would I know?

Man. I guess.

Someone who could keep up with me verbally. Break down my bullshit walls. Someone who wouldn't mind how screwed up I am.

65. How close are you to your family?
Not very since my only family is dead.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
If I could stop being a screw up, yeah sure.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Argue? Hell yeah.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Both. I could just keep talking and tlking but I need to listen too or I don't learn shit.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?

A while. I've gotten shot at too many times.
70. Do you hold grudges?
Yeah. I hate dogs too.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
I don't do social shit.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
No.

73. How well do you express yourself?
I hit things.

74. How quickly do you judge others?
Slowly.

75. Do you care what others think of you?
Not really.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?.
I guess I do. Whoever I've gotten into a fight with.
Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Work. Blue. Chinese. My car.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Don't really have any. I play the radio in my car. I like heavy metal I guess.

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?
I drink because no one has ever asked me to stop. I don't drink to get drunk though.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Getting chased or chasing someone down. Sometimes I'm getting punched. Sometimes I'm doing the punching. Generally I'm working my tail off.

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
I find out where I come from and I get a good night's sleep.

82. How long is your attention span?
Very long.

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I laugh at my mistakes so I laugh alot.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
If I see one more jerk hurt a kid or beat their wife I think I might snap. Just gimme an excuse.

85. How do you deal with stress?
I get to work.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I'm a fast runner and can climb better than most. I can't draw but I can paint. I can sing but I can't really dance.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
Hate dogs. Cats are okay. I like kids fine enough.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I tend to plan things out. Sometimes I get bored and shake things up.

89. What are your pet peeves?
Hate dogs.
Hate wife beaters.
Hate dark boxed in places.
Hate uppity cops.
Self-Image

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I'm not afraid of too much. I know nothing about my childhood.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
The big memory gap.

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
I'm not sure I can answer that properly.

93. Do you like yourself?
Not really if I'm going to be honest. If I met myself in the street I wouldn't like myself. I'm too self-loathing. Gotta work on that.

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
Yeah. Get up go to work. I get annoyed if I can't do something.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
Maybe figure out my past. Get some friends.

96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
I have no clue. Could get dead if I'm not careful. I'd like to at least try dating someone. Maybe fall in love.

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
While saving a life.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?

Kicking plenty of ass.
99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Sharp. Observant. Tiny.

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Don't know. I don't talk to alot of people.

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
To learn the truth.