Bertha Jorkins

justjorkin @ 2012-03-07T21:16:00

2012-03-08T04:26:10Z

I AM SO TIRED!!!!!
BUT LOOK AT MY FAIRY PRINCESS!!!!

justjorkin @ 2012-01-13T20:05:00

2012-01-14T03:21:41Z

MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT

[Maggie] IF YOU DONT SHOW YOUR FACE SOON WHO AM I GOING TO HAVE HELP WITH THIS BABY SHOWER WHO IS GOING TO BE MY BABY'S GODMOTHER WHERE ARE YOU

also you have a game this week!!! show ~~him~~ them who's boss!!!!!!!

justjorkin @ 2011-11-30T02:54:00

2011-11-30T10:19:10Z

being pregnant ~~and fat!!!!!~~ really, really, really sucks. i would like some help picking stuff up because it's getting pretty tough to reach the floor without looking so weird. ~~my boobs look really great~~

[maggie]so, i think i've narrowed it down to maybe three. well no i know it's one of three, but i don't know or remember their names. i've seen one around the ministry and i think another was at a pub when i was retracing my steps, the other is this guy that works in diagon but i doubt it's him.

justjorkin @ 2011-07-02T17:37:00

2011-07-03T00:07:40Z

OH. MY. GOD.

brr

2009-12-03T15:54:02Z

I got a new sweater and scarf today.

justjorkin @ 2009-10-21T15:18:00

2009-10-21T20:19:09Z

Apparently I have to go to this ~~stupid, annoying, dateless~~ party. I don't have a thing to wear.

justjorkin @ 2009-08-24T13:43:00

2009-08-24T18:49:46Z

[Fiona] ONE WEEK. Are you excited? Do you want to go get a pedicure! You could use a foot rub, I bet!

justjorkin @ 2008-11-05T22:57:00

2008-11-06T05:02:13Z

[WARDED TO FIONA] :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Sturgis snogged some girl at the Halloween Ball.

I think I'm going to die.

[/wards]

A year of my

A WHOLE year on someone who snogs tarts when he's drunk I am so

justjorkin @ 2008-09-23T08:27:00

2008-09-23T13:28:07Z

I want to learn German.

justjorkin @ 2008-08-31T09:50:00

2008-08-31T14:58:23Z

I have my job back! It's really exciting because I have been so bored. I took Albert shopping so much this week, he's got a whole new wardrobe but now he's off with friends because he doesn't want to hang around with his silly sister anymore. Oh teenagers.

I want to have some fun! Who wants to have some fun? It's not the best place for a tattoo but I've got my job back and all my quills are still here! Except the pink one but I know who has that Doge A party maybe? Or just a night out? I think a night out! Who wants to come with me? I know the best spots in London.

justjorkin @ 2008-06-27T07:39:00

2008-06-27T15:39:56Z

Ugh, I wish the ministry had summers off. I'm dying being inside when it's nice outside.

DYING.

And really bored.

justjorkin @ 2008-04-01T20:43:00

2008-04-02T04:44:58Z

Work sucks when no one will come near you.

I'm not sick anymore!!

justjorkin @ 2008-03-13T22:41:00

2008-03-14T06:48:00Z

Can someone take me to hospital? I must be dying, I can't barely keep my head up to ask this.

justjorkin @ 2008-03-09T11:48:00

2008-03-09T19:58:48Z

I'm actually sort of glad no one came calling yesterday, I feel like absolute rubbish and I don't think I would be very good company. Currently I'm being miserable on my couch, wrapped in a blanket and trying to keep a piece of toast down. ~~Bloody wonderful way to turn twenty on~~

I think I got a bad batch of potions, because Pepper-Up just isn't working. If it's not working by Monday (ugh work) I'll go to hospital. I don't think I can leave this couch I feel so gross, apparating or flooing is certinly out of the question.

justjorkin @ 2008-02-22T23:12:00

2008-02-23T08:13:43Z

Sigh.