Bertha Jorkins

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 04:26:10 GMT

I AM SO TIRED!!!!!
BUT LOOK AT MY FAIRY PRINCESS!!!!

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 03:21:41 GMT

MAGGIE!!!!!!!!!! GUESS WHAT

[Maggie] IF YOU DONT SHOW YOUR FACE SOON WHO AM I GOING TO HAVE HELP WITH THIS BABY SHOWER WHO IS GOING TO BE MY BABY'S GODMOTHER WHERE ARE YOU

also you have a game this week!!! show ~~him~~ them who's boss!!!!!!!

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 10:19:10 GMT

being pregnant ~~and fat!!!!!~~ really, really, really sucks. i would like some help picking stuff up because it's getting pretty tough to reach the floor without looking so weird. ~~my boobs look really great~~

[maggie]so, i think i've narrowed it down to maybe three. well no i know it's one of three, but i don't know or remember their names. i've seen one around the ministry and i think another was at a pub when i was retracing my steps, the other is this guy that works in diagon but i doubt it's him.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 00:07:40 GMT

OH. MY. GOD.

brr

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:54:02 GMT

I got a new sweater and scarf today.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:19:09 GMT

Apparently I have to go to this ~~stupid, annoying, dateless~~ party. I don't have a thing to wear.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:49:46 GMT

[Fiona] ONE WEEK. Are you excited? Do you want to go get a pedicure! You could use a foot rub, I bet!

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:02:13 GMT

[WARDED TO FIONA] :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

Sturgis snogged some girl at the Halloween Ball.

I think I'm going to die.

[/wards]

A year of my

A WHOLE year on someone who snogs tarts when he's drunk I am so

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:28:07 GMT

I want to learn German.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 14:58:23 GMT

I have my job back! It's really exciting because I have been so bored. I took Albert shopping so much this week, he's got a whole new wardrobe but now he's off with friends because he doesn't want to hang around with his silly sister anymore. Oh teenagers.

I want to have some fun! Who wants to have some fun? It's not the best place for a tattoo but I've got my job back and all my quills are still here! Except the pink one but I know who has that Doge A party maybe? Or just a night out? I think a night out! Who wants to come with me? I know the best spots in London.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:39:56 GMT

Ugh, I wish the ministry had summers off. I'm dying being inside when it's nice outside.

DYING.

And really bored.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 04:44:58 GMT

Work sucks when no one will come near you.

I'm not sick anymore!!

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Can someone take me to hospital? I must be dying, I can't barely keep my head up to ask this.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:58:48 GMT

I'm actually sort of glad no one came calling yesterday, I feel like absolute rubbish and I don't think I would be very good company. Currently I'm being miserable on my couch, wrapped in a blanket and trying to keep a piece of toast down. ~~Bloody wonderful way to turn twenty on~~

I think I got a bad batch of potions, because Pepper-Up just isn't working. If it's not working by Monday (ugh work) I'll go to hospital. I don't think I can leave this couch I feel so gross, apparating or flooing is certinly out of the question.

ak.alterego@gmail.com — Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:13:43 GMT

Sigh.