DECEASED
Conall Magennis [conall, Rodney Rowland]

INCARCERATED
Rodolphus Lestrange [lestrangle, Colin Farrell]

SHELVED
Jonas Ackerly [mynameisjonas, Kris Allen]
Hecuba Carnac [kookoo, Allison Iraheta]
Fredrick Catchlove [fredrick, Zach Gilford]
Gertrude de Witt [gertie, Brie Larson]
Harmony Dodderidge [harmonica, Taryn Manning]
Mortimer Dodderidge [dodger, Charlie Cox]
Aberforth Dumbledore [aberfort, Robert Redford]
Brady Higgs [narcissist, Gale Harold]
Rafe Kirke [beefstick, Matt Lanter]
Greer Kirkham [greerie, Christian Kane]
Griffith Kirkham [gruffith, Marc Blucas]
Prisca Loftus [fierce, Megan Fox]
John Mulciber [mulciber, Sam Page]
Darren Quigg [hustlequigg, Channing Tatum]
Thorfinn Rowle [bigbrother, Misha Collins]
Mark Timms [partymonster, Jason Behr]
Belise Wickham [tart, Sarah Carter]

ACTIVE
Felix Ackerly [felicisfelix, Darren Criss]
Baz Courtney [capnkangaroo, Robert Downey Jr.]
Zora Cresswell [crazyzora, Nina Dobrev]
Kate Dagworth-Peakes [hellkat, Karen Gillan]
Roxanne Delacour [roxannes, Aly Michalka]
Elphias Doge [elphias, Penn Badgley]
Richard House [brickhouse, Tyler Hoechlin]
Brand Kirke [dirtykirke, Michael Trucco]
Joy McLaggen [wavesofjoy, Kaley Cuoco]
Cassandra Parkinson [cassandras, Nikki Reed]
Sturgis Podmore [podmore, Jeremie Renier]
Cadfan Priddy [cadfan, Jeremy Renner]
Kingsley Shacklebolt [kinglyauror, Gaius Charles]
Gaspard Shingleton [stirring, Andrew Garfield]
Adam Zeller [onecurlyfry, Nathan Fillion]

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