urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesomewritin' down all these verbs and i don't know whyAlly «my eyes are on you yeah»Ally «my eyes are on you yeah»2012-09-30T14:55:19Zurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:99533[Meme] Babies Everywhere!2012-09-30T14:55:19Z2012-09-30T14:55:19ZDemons - Imagine DragonsSometimes I get the itch to do certain flavors! This time's theme is:<br /><br /><font size="+2">BABY</font><br /><br />Pick <a href="http://www.scribbld.com/users/kickawesome/98634.html#cutid1" target="_blank">one of my characters</a> and I'll write about them and a child/baby! They'll either go on their flavor page, or the Hogwarts 100 table. :)<br /><br />Make sure to list other characters you might want involved!urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:96870[Meme] Hogwarts1002012-07-10T16:49:43Z2012-07-10T17:02:45Z<center><a name="cutid1"></a><table style="background:#e6e6e6;font-family:Garamond;font-size:14px;line-height:19px;padding:10px;-moz-border-radius:10px;-webkit-border-radius:10px;border-radius:10px;">
<tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Mellow</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Eternal</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Subtle</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Cheat</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Transparent</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Believeable</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Repeat</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Addicted</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Write</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Soulful</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Broken</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Stop Time</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Alcohol</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Pauses</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Affront</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Run</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Experience</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Fatality</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Helping Hand</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Breeze</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Get Up</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Villain</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Worst Day</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Bewitching</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Jubilant</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Languid</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Obsessive</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Recoil</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Vehement</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Collide</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">On My Mind</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Mirror</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Kneel</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Locked</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Punch</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Tight</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Urban</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Health</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Older</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Vital</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Dawn</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Lust</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Memorial</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Pretend</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Zeal</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Disaster</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Blush</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Nimble</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Remain</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Snore</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Done</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Justice</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Weapon</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Tide</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Accent</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Indirect</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Haze </td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Puzzle</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Try Again</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Reap</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Settle</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Treat</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Notice</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Least</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Exception</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Rule</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Correct</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Harm</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Strive</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Temperamental</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Divided</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Victory</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Delivery</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Ballad</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">All I Ask</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Fire</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Lies</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Stormy</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Terrible</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Decay</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Dramatic</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Panic</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">With You</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Killing</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Jump</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Waste</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Passion</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Flying</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Drought</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Sword</td>
</tr><tr>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Skill</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Dust</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Enchant</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Shadows</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;">Powerless</td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;"><i>Writer's Choice</i></td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;"><i>Writer's Choice</i></td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;"><i>Writer's Choice</i></td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;"><i>Writer's Choice</i></td>
<td style="padding:8px;text-align:center;"><i>Writer's Choice</i></td>
</tr>
</table><br />you know the drill. requests should go in the comments, kthx!<br /></center>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:81051[Meme] stolen from chalk @ IJ2011-07-05T00:23:40Z2011-07-06T15:25:59ZSara Evans - Perfect<i>Choose one or more <a href="http://www.scribbld.com/users/kickawesome/633.html#cutid1" target="_blank">characters of mine</a>, and I will use the <a href="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/app" target="_blank">Polyvore App</a> to create an outfit they would wear on any given day. (Or, conversely, specify a special event/day and I will make an outfit based around that! For example, a wedding or a funeral.) Be warned, though, that I cannot be held liable for any sort of eye-bleeding their fashion choices cause. ;)</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:77349[Meme] Battle of Hogwarts aka I'm full of memes today...2011-06-12T05:32:00Z2011-06-15T18:12:11ZHeidi Newfield - Johnny and JuneGive me a character or a child of a character and I will write a drabble about them at the time of the Battle of Hogwarts.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a>Pick from these lists...<br /><h1>The Adults</h1>
<b>Death Eaters</b>
<ul>
<li>Rodolphus Lestrange - (7) performs Unforgivable on Tomas Booth, gravely injured in duel with Avis Booth, arrested and kissed before being sent to Azkaban until death</li>
<li>Johnathon Mulciber - (2) relatively unharmed, arrested and sentenced to Azkaban for 100 years</li>
<li>Thorfinn Rowle - (8) killed in duel with Derek Dobbs</li>
</ul>
<b>Order Members</b>
<ul>
<li>Elphias Doge - (2) relatively unharmed, defends Madam Pince and the majority of the 3rd floor</li>
<li>Aberforth Dumbledore - (4) wounded in duel to protect the children, defeats Augustus Rookwood</li>
<li>Sturgis Podmore - (7) gravely injured in duel with __, survival questionable</li>
<li>Kingsley Shacklebolt - (3) wounded in duel with __ but still able to lead the charge with McGonagall</li>
</ul>
<b>Others at the Battle</b>
<ul>
<li>Zora Cresswell - (8) at the battle to defend her sons and seek vengeance, killed in duel with __</li>
<li>Brand Kirke - (2) at the battle to protect all of his children, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Adam Zeller - (1) at the end of battle as a mediwizard, unharmed</li>
</ul>
<b>Not at the Battle</b>
<ul>
<li>Felix Ackerly - (4) MB, on the run from snatchers, wounded</li>
<li>Jonas Ackerly - (2) MB, on the run from snatchers, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Hecuba Carnac - (7) attacked for pro-MB views, gravely wounded</li>
<li>Fredrick Catchlove - (2) Squib, attempted snatching for experimentation, relatively unharmed and saved by wife</li>
<li>Roxanne Delacour - (NA) in France during the war, unharmed</li>
<li>Harmony Dodderidge - (5) Squib, snatched for experimentation, wounded</li>
<li>Mortimer Dodderidge - (1) threatened for his unwillingness to choose a side, unharmed</li>
<li>Brady Higgs - (NA) protected due to his employment by Death Eater families, unharmed</li>
<li>Rafe Kirke - (1) threatened for MB mother, unharmed</li>
<li>Greer Kirkham - (4) attacked for having a MB wife, wounded</li>
<li>Griffith Kirkham - (1) threatened for pro-MB views, unharmed</li>
<li>Prisca Loftus - (NA) Death Eater family, unharmed</li>
<li>Conall Magennis - (8) killed for being a vagrant living amongst Muggles</li>
<li>Joy McLaggen - (2) attacked for having a MB husband, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Darren Quigg - (2) believed MB, on the run from snatchers, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Gaspard Shingleton - (5) attacked for having a child with a MB, wounded</li>
<li>Mark Timms - (4) Squib, attempted snatching for experimentation, wounded, saved by sister</li>
<li>Belise Wickham - (7) MB, snatched, gravely wounded</li>
</ul>
<br />
<h1>The Children</h1>
<b>Those of age</b>
<ul>
<li>7th Years
<ul>
<li>Augustus Huntington - (NA) does not stay for battle</li>
<li>Pansy Parkinson - (2) assists in defending children at Hog's Head, relatively unharmed</li>
</ul></li>
<li>6th Years
<ul>
<li>Briony Catchlove - (4) duels __, slightly wounded</li>
<li>Augie Dodderidge - (2) duels __, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Rocco Kirke - duels (6) __, gravely wounded</li>
<li>Micah Loftus - (4) duels Anthony and Sebastian Goldstein and uses Unforgivables, wounded, arrested and sentenced to Azkaban for 10 years</li>
<li>Talulah McLaggen - (2) duels __, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Daria Timms - (NA) does not stay for battle</li>
</ul></li>
</ul>
<b>Those not of age</b>
<ul>
<li>5th Years
<ul>
<li>Theo Cresswell - (3) stays anyway, duels __, wounded, finds his mother among the dead</li>
<li>Leonis Doge - leaves with children</li>
<li>Andrew Kirke - leaves with children</li>
<li>James Kirke - (2) stays until Rocco catches him, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Rosalie Kirke - leaves with children</li>
<li>Ruby Kirke - (1) stays until Rocco catches her, unharmed</li>
<li>Rowan McLaggen - leaves with children</li>
<li>Lars Wickham - (2) stays anyway, duels __, relatively unharmed</li>
</ul></li>
<li>4th Years
<ul>
<li>Stewart Ackerly - leaves with children</li>
<li>Alexander Catchlove - (1) stays and saves his sister, unharmed</li>
<li>Daisy Dodderidge - leaves with children</li>
<li>Edie Jorkins - leaves with children</li>
<li>Lucas Kirkham - leaves with children</li>
<li>Walter Sumpter - leaves with children</li>
</ul></li>
<li>3rd Years
<ul>
<li>Elaine Ackerly - leaves with children</li>
<li>Madeline Dodderidge - leaves with children</li>
<li>Ella Quigg - leaves with children</li>
<li>Rose Zeller - (3) leaves with children, injured in stampede, saved by Tim Greengrass</li>
</ul></li>
<li>2nd Years
<ul>
<li>Michelle Ackerly - leaves with children</li>
<li>Kris Cresswell - leaves with children</li>
<li>Rufus Dodderidge - leaves with children</li>
<li>Maxwell Doge - leaves with children</li>
<li>Lily Kirke - leaves with children</li>
<li>Samuel Kirke - leaves with children</li>
</ul></li>
<li>1st Years
<ul>
<li>Nicholas Doge - leaves with children</li>
<li>Calen Loftus - leaves with children</li>
<li>Kiera Loftus - leaves with children</li>
</ul></li>
</ul>
<b>Those returning for the Battle</b>
<ul>
<li>Milo Kirke - (1) arrives at end of battle as mediwizard, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Annabelle Kirkham - (4) returns as hit-wizard in-training, wounded in duel with __</li>
<li>Penelope Kirkham - (2) returns because she lives with her grandparents in Hogsmeade, relatively unharmed in duel with __</li>
</ul>
<b>Those not returning for the Battle</b>
<ul>
<li>Terence Higgs - (NA) safe due to family ties, unharmed</li>
<li>Leah Kirke - (1) threatened for pro-MB views, unharmed</li>
<li>Cormac McLaggen - (1) attacked for MB father, relatively unharmed</li>
<li>Astrid Wickham - (5) snatched when she tracks down her mother, wounded</li>
</ul>
<br />urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:75935[Meme] I like this one...2011-05-31T23:50:08Z2011-05-31T23:51:58Z1. Put your iTunes or iPod on shuffle.<br />2. Pick your favorite lyric OR the first line from the first 20 songs and list them.<br />3. Have people give you a character or pairing to relate to each lyric and write a drabble.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><u>The Lyrics</u><br />01. "The scars of your love remind me of us." - <i>Rolling in the Deep by Adele</i><br /><br />02. "And even if they have to run away, she's gonna marry that boy someday." - <i>She's in Love with the Boy by Trisha Yearwood</i><br /><br />03. "One foot on the narrow way and one foot on the ledge." - <i>Chances Are by Garrett Hedlund</i><br /><br />04. "I can only imagine, when that day comes, when I find myself standing in the sun." - <i>I Can Only Imagine by Mercy Me</i><br /><br />05. "You made me untouchable for life and you wasn't polite." - <i>I Turn My Camera On by Spoon</i><br /><br />06. "I got soul, but I'm not a soldier." - <i>All These Things That I've Done by The Killers</i><br /><br />07. "The rain is falling on my window pane, but we are hiding in a safer place." - <i>Bubbly by Colbie Caillat</i><br /><br />08. "Could we put our weapons down just to figure this out?" - <i>Before We Come Undone by Kris Allen</i><br /><br />09. "Sometimes I feel so insecure and love so distant and obscure remains the cure." - <i>All By Myself by Eric Carmen</i><br /><br />10. "I'm so 3008, you so 2000 and late." - <i>Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas</i><br /><br />11. "What goes around comes around." - <i>Bones by Little Big Town</i><br /><br />12. "Something always brings me back to you. It never takes too long." - <i>Gravity by Sara Bareilles</i><br /><br />13. "This music they're playing just makes it hard to stand my sober ground." - <i>Fine Time to Quit Drinkin' by Jerrod Niemann</i><br /><br />14. "Some nights you're like nothing I've ever seen before or will again." - <i>I'd Do Anything for Love by Meat Loaf</i><br /><br />15. "So, I start a revolution from my bed because you said the brains I had went to my head." - <i>Don't Look Back In Anger by Oasis</i><br /><br />16. "Battle lines are being drawn. Nobody's right when everybody's wrong." - <i>For What It's Worth by Buffalo Springfield</i><br /><br />17. "I've been so many places in my life and time." - <i>A Song For You by The Carpenters</i> <br /><br />18. "I'm looking in on the good life I might be doomed never to find." - <i>New Slang by The Shins</i><br /><br />19. "Who's hip anyway?" - <i>Ask DNA by The Seatbelts</i><br /><br />20. "Why follow me to higher ground? Lost as you swear I am." - <i>December by Collective Soul</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:74288From Cristina!2011-03-04T16:24:41Z2011-03-04T16:24:41Z<i>Give me a pairing, and I'll write a short blurb/drabble of the thoughts that went through my character's head when they saw their otp (or someone else they'd been with!) for the first time ♥</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:73388kickawesome @ 2011-02-20T20:31:002011-02-21T02:37:16Z2011-02-21T02:42:23ZGarrett Hedlund - Chances Are | Powered by Last.fm1. Put your iTunes or iPod on shuffle.<br />2. Pick your favorite lyric OR the first line from the first 20 songs and list them.<br />3. Have people give you a character or pairing to relate to each lyric and write a drabble.<br />4. (Optional) Have people guess the songs. No cheating!<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><u>The Lyrics</u><br />01. I might be cheap, but I ain't free.<br />02. The getting up is the hardest part.<br />03. Well, our love story reads like a book of lies.<br />04. I guess that means L-O-V-E.<br />05. I was young when I learned just how fragile life can be.<br />06. You always knew just how to make me cry.<br />07. Take a sad song and make it better. <i>- Hey Jude by The Beatles</i><br />08. Is it any wonder I reject you first?<br />09. I got soul, but I'm not a soldier. <i>- All These Things I've Done by The Killers</i><br />10. Tell me why are we so blind to see that ones we hurt are you and me?<br />11. I could hold you for a million years.<br />12. You have suffered enough and warred with yourself, it's time that you won.<br />13. Forgive me if I'm keeping you apart from better conversation<br />14. I got a hole in me now; I got a scar I can talk about.<br />15. Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down.<br />16. Lie to me and tell me that everything is all right.<br />17. I'm still enchanted by the light you brought me.<br />18. When I am king you will be the first against the wall.<br />19. But she won't see the eyes that stare.<br />20. Tryin' to live without your love is one long sleepless night.urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:68370[Meme] THE KIDS!2010-12-16T04:10:06Z2010-12-16T04:10:06ZName one of my characters' children (<a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/62912.html" target="_blank">Part 1</a>, <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/63208.html" target="_blank">Part 2</a>) and none or more of your characters' children, and I will write a drabble featuring them. If you have a specific child or prompt in mind, include that, too.<br /><br />"/" = shipping and "+" = general ficurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:68166[Meme]To wake up the muses...2010-12-07T06:07:52Z2010-12-07T06:32:52Z<i>You give me a pairing (or just one character) and a color, and I'll give you a sentence.</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:66618[Fic] Kiss Bingo!2010-07-13T21:30:45Z2010-07-14T16:28:32ZSlide - Goo Goo Dolls<center><a name="cutid1"></a>for <span class='ljuser' lj:user='kissbingo' style='white-space: nowrap;'><a href='https://www.scribbld.com/userinfo.bml?user=kissbingo'><img src='https://www.scribbld.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /></a><a href='https://www.scribbld.com/userinfo.bml?user=kissbingo'><b>kissbingo</b></a></span> @ LJ<br /><font face="Palatino Linotype" color="black"><table border="2" bordercolor="black" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="3" valign="center" background="http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/7132/pink20pattern.gif">
<tr><td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> location: sunset </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> greetings: goodnight </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> other: while talking </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> location: under the mistletoe </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> experimental: chocolate </b></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> body: neck </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> emotion: sadness </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> body: collarbone </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> type: butterfly </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> body: belly </b></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> type: dirty </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> body: navel </b></div></td>
<td background="http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/8776/88690947.jpg" width="102"><div style="text-align: center;"><b><font size="+2">WILD CARD</font></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> experimental: three-way </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> type: gentle </b></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> greetings: good morning </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> body: feet </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> face: jawline </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> location: daydream </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> experimental: trickle </b></div></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> face: cheeks </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> type: French </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> experimental: fruit </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> location: underwater </b></div></td>
<td width="102" height="99"><div style="text-align: center;"><b> location: honeymoon </b></div></td>
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<tr><td align="left" style="border-bottom:2px black solid;"><a name="22"><table cellspacing="6px" cellpadding="0px"><tr><td valign="top" align="left" width="100px"><img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/82339/4319" height="100px" width="100px" style="border:2px black solid;" /></td><td valign="top" align="justify"><font style="font-family: Palatino Linotype, sans serif;font-size:10pt;"><font style="font-size:14pt;">type: <i>French</i></font><br />Pairing: Jonas Ackerly/Prisca Pucey<br />Word Count: 978<br />Rating: R</font></td></tr>
<tr><td colspan="2" align="justify"><font style="font-family:Palatino Linotype;font-size:10pt;">“You’ve never—?“ was all Jonas could get out before Prisca was shushing him with a kiss. He gently cupped her beautiful face and held her close for fear that she would tug away and call this whole thing off. It was her room, after all.<br /><br />“It’s okay, love,” Jonas said with a quiet laugh as he held her gaze. Her blue eyes were guarded as she pulled back to blink at him. Oh, he was an idiot. She probably thought he was laughing at her, when really, he was laughing at himself. “I haven’t either,” he confirmed with a nod.<br /><br />Honestly, it was embarrassing to be so near adulthood and have never shagged. Granted, he did have his religious reservations about it – sex before marriage and all – but to a young buck like Jonas, those guidelines were quickly tossed to the wind. It was easy to do when you had a girlfriend like Prisca. She was callous, she was vain, she was downright mean, but most importantly, she was drop dead gorgeous. How Jonas had landed in this fledgling relationship was beyond him. She’d simply pulled him aside at a school dance and proceeded to snog his face off.<br /><br />Now, here they were, two weeks later, contemplating sex. Things certainly went fast in this school.<br /><br />There was relief in Prisca’s face as he said the words and she chuckled. “You couldn’t get any? Ha,” she said in disbelief. “I don’t know if I want to be with a boy who couldn’t get at least one pair of knickers before leaving school.”<br /><br />“Well,” Jonas said uneasily, that wasn’t entirely true. He’d fooled around a little with some girls, but it was never anything like this – they were in a bloody bed for Zeus’s sake! – and he wasn’t one to kiss and tell. Instead of refuting her claim he settled for kissing her. His tongue pushed past her lips and wrapped hers. Prisca returned the favor, and they continued to kiss in a smash of lips and tongues until they were both out of breath.<br /><br />Jonas let his tongue slip out and flick against her bottom lip as he ran his hand through her hair. He nuzzled his face to the pillow as he stared at her, faces flushed and breath coming in pants.<br /><br />“What?” Prisca demanded, eyes becoming guarded, again, as he watched her.<br /><br />Jonas smiled, lopsided and sweet, as he fingered her collarbone. “I would be honored to be your first,” he said quietly, feeling a pang in his belly as he said it. He was already turned on from the tumbling in the sheets, but this went beyond arousal. He knew he was falling for her, though there was no way this relationship could last. She was an old money Pureblood, after all.<br /><br />Prisca rolled her eyes. “Oh, how sweet of you to say,” she sardonically spat. “I no longer have to wonder why you are a virgin if <i>that</i> is your pick-up line.”<br /><br />That got a breathy laugh from Jonas. “I wasn’t trying to pick you up, love,” he said as he trailed his fingers along her face. He then promptly tugged at his tie and pulled his jumper over his head. “I already have you, right here, flush and more beautiful than anything I’ve ever seen.” His hair was wild when the jumper was tossed away. “You do know that, right? How beautiful you are?” he added as he pressed light kisses to her neck, making her sigh. “I don’t think I can say it enough.”<br /><br />Prisca groaned in resignation as she watched him slowly undress. She unzipped her skirt before watching Jonas pull it off of her gorgeous thighs. He then gave a small yelp as she grabbed him down into a lip crushing kiss. Their tongues tangled once more. Jonas focused on mapping out her mouth, finding little spots that made her pant. Zeus, did he ever love kissing. He could never get enough of it.<br /><br />“If you tell one bloody soul,” Prisca growled as she gripped at the hair at the nape of his neck.<br /><br />Jonas rolled his eyes. “I know. You’ll hex my bollocks off.” He sighed. “You know, that’s really not an arousing thing to say to a bloke.”<br /><br />Prisca grinned – finally – and seemed to relax. “I don’t think I need to say much more to give you a stiffy,” she huffed, indicating his already hardening erection. He silently thanked God for not making him go limp from the performance anxiety he was currently feeling. That would have certainly put a damper on the afternoon.<br /><br />“Just lie back and we’ll figure this out…together,” Jonas said as he rolled them so he was on top of her.<br /><br />Prisca sniffed snootily. “You better make it good, Ackerly.” He could see the nervous tension in her eyes but she was putting on a damn good smirk. “Or I’m kicking you out, without your trousers.” She sighed when he dipped his head to press kisses to her throat as he unbuttoned her cotton shirt.<br /><br />“I make no guarantees,” Jonas mumbled against her breast. “But I’ll definitely give it a go.”<br /><br />“Give it a go,” she repeated hollowly. “Your seductive skills are marvelous.”<br /><br />Jonas shushed her with a kiss. “I’ll let my hands do the talking,” he whispered gruffly as he pulled open her shirt. Prisca moaned softly as he fondled each breast with calloused thumbs, massaging her nipples into peaks before letting them turn soft, again.<br /><br />“And I’ll be good to you, Prisca,” he added quietly, leaning down to nibble on her ear. “I’ll always be good to you, no matter how much you push me away.”<br /><br />Prisca chuckled, though he could see a flush rising into her face. “You certainly have a way with words,” she whispered before he sealed off her mouth with another hot kiss.</font></td></tr></table></a></td></tr>
</table> <br /><br />Choose characters or future kids for kisses! Any pairing! Past, present, or future! Doesn't necessarily have to be Valesco!</center></b>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:65837[Meme] From Cristina!2010-06-24T22:42:07Z2010-06-24T22:42:07ZPick one of my <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/633.html#cutid1" target="_blank">characters</a> and one of yours (you guys know how these work!) and I'll write a little drabble about them as if they were muggles, meeting in another timeline. Should be interesting! Siblings, friends, lovers, enemies, they're all welcome!urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:65365[Meme] 25 Summer Fics2010-06-11T02:10:51Z2010-06-11T02:13:59ZParanoid Android (Radiohead cover) - Kris AllenGive me a <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/633.html#cutid1">character</a>, choose a prompt, and I'll write a summer-themed drabble within the next month...<br /><br /><blockquote>01. Goodbye<br />02. Sundown<br />03. Blue skies<br />04. Broken wing<br />05. High octane<br />06. Silver and gold<br />07. Too good to be true<br />08. Tangled and dark<br />09. Best served cold<br />10. Running on empty<br />11. Slow hand<br />12. Double vision<br />13. Paradise<br />14. In the dark<br />15. Personal space<br />16. Stormy weather<br />17. Wax paper<br />18. Sentimental journey<br />19. Perfect balance<br />20. No worries<br />21. Chasing the wind<br />22. Blown away<br />23. Crusade<br />24. In chaos<br />25. Rising tide</blockquote><br />Once a character and prompt are chosen, they can't be picked again (for my sanity), so choose wisely!<br /><br />Prompts taken from <a href="http://community.livejournal.com/5sentence_fics" target="_blank">5sentence_fics</a>@LJurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:63482[Meme] Kiddies!2010-04-09T01:04:38Z2010-04-09T01:05:57ZName one of my characters' children (<a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/62912.html" target="_blank">Part 1</a>, <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/63208.html" target="_blank">Part 2</a>) and none or more of your characters' children, and I will write a drabble featuring them. If you have a specific child or prompt in mind, include that, too.<br /><br />"/" = shipping and "+" = general ficurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:62502[Meme] I PROMISE I WILL WRITE THIS ONE, JEEZ.2010-04-06T15:45:04Z2010-04-06T15:46:22Z<i>I have 166 (STFU I'M AT WORK SO I DON'T HAVE MUCH) songs in my iTunes library. Pick a number and a <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/633.html#cutid1" target="_blank">character</a> pairing (mine/yours) and I'll write a drabble based on the title of the track of the corresponding number.</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:62332[Meme] BOOOOOOOORED2010-03-18T15:34:51Z2010-03-18T15:34:51ZShip any of my characters, past or present, with one of your characters that my character has never shipped with and perhaps you've wondered what would could have been. Even if it means one or both of our characters needs to switch which team their batting for. If you put a slash in it, I'll write it.urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:61319[Meme] from ME2010-01-05T21:40:31Z2010-01-05T22:24:27ZName one of my characters' children and none or more of your characters' children, and I will write a drabble featuring them. If you have a specific child or prompt in mind, include that, too.<br /><br />"/" = shipping and "+" = general fic<br /><br /><a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/kickawesome/54792.html" target="_blank">My Children</a> (I still need to add Zora and Fredrick's lists to this page.)urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:58427[Meme] Kisses!2009-12-28T03:07:59Z2009-12-28T03:07:59Z<i>Give me a pairing, and I'll give you their first kiss! If it happened in game, I'll...figure something out! Doesn't have to be OTPS</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:57647[Meme] FROM ME TO YOU TO ME2009-11-17T03:27:03Z2009-11-17T03:28:22Z<i>Do any of my characters have distinctive catchphrases/ways of speaking/writing? If so, which ones would you associate with them? Do you think any of them overlap?</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:56627[Meme] Wedding Dresses2009-10-14T00:06:16Z2009-10-14T00:06:50Z<center><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><h2>Harmony Dodderidge</h2><br /><img src="http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr74/Graclessally/Role%20Play/Valesco/Weddings/harmony.png" style="border: 8px solid white;"><br /><br /><h2>Prisca Loftus</h2><br /><img src="http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr74/Graclessally/Role%20Play/Valesco/Weddings/prisca.png" style="border: 8px solid white;"><br /><br /><h2>Belise Wickham</h2><br /><img src="http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/rr74/Graclessally/Role%20Play/Valesco/Weddings/belise.png" style="border: 8px solid white;"></center>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:56181[Meme] stolen from Cristina2009-09-16T16:07:59Z2009-09-16T16:07:59Z<i>Give me a pairing, and I'll give you their first kiss! If it happened in game, I'll...figure something out! Doesn't have to be OTPS!</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:48224[Meme] An oldie, but a goodie...2009-08-06T01:33:13Z2009-08-06T01:33:13ZTV: So You Think You Can DanceHere's how it happens. You give me a couple, any couple (so long as I've played one of the characters) and I'll write a drabble around 100 words about them in reply to your comment. This can be ANY couple (anything.. shippiness or cuteness or whatever), and it can have been a game-canon couple, or something completely off-the-wall. I do back-history, I do future, and I do AU crack. If you want a particular theme or rating, let me know. The ratings will be anywhere from G to uh, well I suppose NC-17 but I dunno if I can get that in 100ish words.<br /><br />/ = Shippyness and "and" means ordinary interactionurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:40372[Meme] lalalalaaaaaaa2009-03-06T02:22:37Z2009-03-06T02:22:37Z<i>Here's how it happens. You give me a couple, any couple (so long as I've played one of the characters) and I'll write a drabble around 100 words about them in reply to your comment. This can be ANY couple (anything.. shippiness or cuteness or whatever), and it can have been a game-canon couple, or something completely off-the-wall. I do back-history, I do future, and I do AU crack. If you want a particular theme or rating, let me know. The ratings will be anywhere from G to uh, well I suppose NC-17 but I dunno if I can get that in 100ish words.<br /><br />/ = Shippyness and "and" means ordinary interaction</i>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:38671[Meme] by me!2009-01-15T11:35:10Z2009-01-15T11:35:10ZFIRST OF ALL, sorry about last night. ESPECIALLY TO CRISTINA + LAURIE 'CAUSE I KIND OF DISAPPEARED COMPLETELY THAR. Dad barged in and demanded I type something up then managed to piss me the hell off after it was done. So. You know. When I get grouchy, I don't reply to anything because I know I'll just end being an angry bear. DX BUT ANYWAY. FORTUNATELY ANGER FUELS ME TO DO MINDLESS THINGS. Like, updating layouts with new code and graphics. Which all my <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/vanya_elda/633.html">Valesco-ites</a> now have. :D<br /><br />SECOND OF ALL -- a meme. XD<br /><br />Pose any scenario about <a href="http://www.scribbld.net/users/vanya_elda/633.html">one or more</a> of my characters that is the form of "Why [character] _____" -- examples: "Why Rafe and Moses are friends.", "Why Elphias has short hair.", "Why Aberforth likes goats.", "Why Rodolphus and Bellatrix will never have children.", and so on. I will respond with a drabble or ficlet of a situation from the past, present, or hypothetical future that supports the scenario. So, tell me, what would you like to know about my pups? :]urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:38522[Meme] Iconz. Iconz. Iconz. I CAN HAZ SLEEPZ????? :[[[[2009-01-02T23:06:28Z2009-01-02T23:09:17Z<center><a name="cutid1"></a><font size="4"><b>MAH ICONS.</b></font></center><br /><center><table cellpadding="6" cellspacing="5" style="text-align: center;"><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> default </td><td> oldest </td><td> newest </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133487/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133360/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149228/10127" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> saddest </td><td> happiest </td><td> angriest </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133409/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133429/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149194/10127" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> cutest </td><td> sexiest </td><td> funniest </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149200/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149148/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133364/10127" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> fave ship </td><td> fave fandom </td><td> fave animated </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133532/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133545/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149149/10127" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> best quote </td><td> best textless </td><td> best stolen idea </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149224/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149167/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/149174/10127" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> use the most </td><td> favorite </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133489/10127" /> </td><td> <img src="http://www.scribbld.net/userpic/133374/10127" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr></table></center><br /><b>HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE:</b> 200<br /><b>OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES:</b> 300 (YAY! MOAR ICONZ)<br /><b>IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU:</b> NAH<br /><b>DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT:</b> THAT MY PBs ARE ON CRACK? Yes. ...AND I REALLY LIKE BOYS KISSING BOYS? Yes.<br /><b>WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF:</b> LOL. UH. VALESCO. BUT WE KNEW THAT. SO. FOUR BROTHERS.<br /><b>AND THE SECOND MOST:</b> UHHHHH. QAF. I GUESS.<br /><b>WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF:</b> UHHH. LOOKS LIKE "DARREN/DEVON" AND "GREER/OLIVIA". WUT. NOTE THE FINGER QUOTES.<br /><b>ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE:</b> ABOUT 50/50.<br /><b>DO YOU MAKE ICONS:</b> YEAH.<br /><b>ARE THEY ANY GOOD:</b> I HOPE SO?<br /><b>ANIMATED ICONS ARE:</b> LULZ.<br /><br /><textarea cols="40" rows="5"><center><font size="4"><b>MAH ICONS.</b></font></center>
<center><table cellpadding="6" cellspacing="5" style="text-align: center;"><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> default </td><td> oldest </td><td> newest </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="DEFAULTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="OLDESTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="NEWESTURL" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> saddest </td><td> happiest </td><td> angriest </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="SADDESTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="HAPPIESTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="ANGRIESTURL" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> cutest </td><td> sexiest </td><td> funniest </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="CUTESTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="SEXIESTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="FUNNIESTURL" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> fave ship </td><td> fave fandom </td><td> fave animated </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="FAVESHIPURL" /> </td><td> <img src="FAVEFANDOMURL" /> </td><td> <img src="FAVEANIMATEDURL" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> best quote </td><td> best textless </td><td> best stolen idea </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="BESTQUOTEURL" /> </td><td> <img src="BESTTEXTLESSURL" /> </td><td> <img src="BESTSTOLENIDEA" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> use the most </td><td> favorite </td></tr><tr bgcolor="#dddddd"><td> <img src="USEDTHEMOSTURL" /> </td><td> <img src="FAVORITEURL" /> </td></tr><tr><td colspan="3"> </td></tr></table></center>
<b>HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE:</b>
<b>OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES:</b>
<b>IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU:</b>
<b>DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT:</b>
<b>WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF:</b>
<b>AND THE SECOND MOST:</b>
<b>WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF:</b>
<b>ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE:</b>
<b>DO YOU MAKE ICONS:</b>
<b>ARE THEY ANY GOOD:</b>
<b>ANIMATED ICONS ARE:</b>
<center><font size="6"><b>DO THE MEME.</b></font></textarea><br /><br /><center><font size="6"><b>DO THE MEME.</b></font></center>urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:kickawesome:38319[Meme] You know you live in Chicago/Illinois if...2009-01-01T12:26:55Z2009-01-01T12:28:38ZI'm from Southern Illinois which actually begins south of I-70 at Effingham, thankyouverymuch. But most of these still apply to me. And I've lived in Downtown Chicago before so a lot of those apply, too.<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br />you know you live in chicago if...<br />• You - correctly - don't pronounce the "s" at the end of Illinois. [Unless singing the loyalty at Illini games, yes.]<br />• You become irate at people who do. [Very. <i>Very.</i> Irate.]<br />• You measure distance in minutes. [Um, duh? So much easier.]<br />• You have no problem spelling or pronouncing "Des Plaines". [Yep. Same goes for Bourbonnais, Manteno, Skokie, Lemont, Palos, Mundelein, etc.]<br />• Your school classes were canceled because of excessive cold. [Yep.]<br />• Your school classes were canceled because of excessive heat. [Yep.]<br />• You've even had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. [Yes. *facepalm*]<br />• Stores don't have sacks, they have bags. [Duh.]<br />• You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year. [Yep]<br />• You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with." [Oh, yeah. All the damn time.]<br />• You can locate Illinois on the United States map. [...This is hard to do for people???]<br />• Your idea of a really great tenderloin is when the meat is at least twice as big as the bun and accompanied only by ketchup and a dill pickle slice. [Minus the ketchup for me. Om. Nom. Nom.]<br />• You install security lights on your house and garage and then leave both unlocked. [Hahahaha, yeah...]<br />• When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, "It was different." [Different/Interesting. Yeah.]<br />• You carry jumper cables in your car. [WHY WOULDN'T YOU?]<br />• You know what the numbers I-80, 55, and 90 mean. [Yes.]<br />• You realize that I-290, I-90, I-94, and I-294 are all different roads. [Yes. And I also know which direction the N or S route goes through the city. And no, it's not North or South.]<br />• You refer to any interstate highway as "the Tollway" or else "the expressway." [Expressway, bb. But only in large cities.]<br />• You know the given names of the interstates, i.e.: Stevenson, Kennedy, Eisenhower, Dan Ryan. [Yep. I also know how to shortcut around them when traffic is bad. Ha.]<br />• You refer to anything south of I-80 as "Southern Illinois". [NO. >/]<br />• You refer to Lake Michigan as "The Lake". [Yep.]<br />• You refer to Chicago as "The City". [When I'm there or in the suburbs? Yep.]<br />• No matter where you are, when you hear the term "Downtown" you immediately assume they are talking about Downtown Chicago. [Yeahhhh. It's really bad if I'm drunk. *_*]<br />• You find yourself referring to the central business district of any city you happen to be in as "The Loop." [Nah.]<br />• You have two favorite football teams: The Bears and anyone who beats the Green Bay Packers. [DAMN STRAIGHT.]<br />• A brawl over which Chicago baseball team is better breaks out every year at your neighborhood block party. [At any party, really.]<br />• Even though you live 3 hours south, you still buy "The Trib." [I live 5.5 hours south and we still buy it.]<br />• You know what goes on a Chicago Style Hot Dog. [YES. AND I WANT ONE NOW, GOD.]<br />• You know what Chicago Style Pizza is -- and feel pity for those that don't, and with good reason! [DAMN STRAIGHT. FORK AND KNIFE, BB.]<br />• You know why they call Chicago "the Windy City". [Yeah. And it's not because of the politics. I think they should just call it the Windy State, honestly. Holy fuck.]<br />• You understand what "lake-effect" means. [Yep. It means I'm still fucking freezing in The City when it's supposedly 70 degrees.]<br />• You know the difference between Amtrack and Metra, and know which station they end up at. [Yep. And like Kirstin said, it's Amtrak.]<br />• You have ridden an "L" (elevated train). [Well, duh. How else am I supposed to get around Downtown? A car? LOLNO. P.S. They occasionally go underground, too.]<br /><br />There also should be one for "You get annoyed while tourists think it's hilarious to shout out 'But I'm already there!' at the Chicago Ave stop." *facepalm*<br />And "You know the 'Jackson Tunnel' is not a roadway."<br />And "The word 'shuffle' makes you reminiscent."<br />And "You've never met him, but you know who Steve Bartman is and you either respond with 'I hate that guy' (North Suburbs) or 'I love that guy' (South Suburbs) at any mention of his name."<br />And "At some point in your life you've wished for a Tony Kukoc jersey."<br />And "You are unfazed by 6-way and 8-way intersections."<br />And "You arbitrarily tack on S's to singular nouns. Example: 'I'm going to the Jewels'."<br />And "That last example made sense to you."<br />And "You really, <i>really</i> don't like geese."<br />And "You get irate whenever 'the guest' makes a mistake during the 7th inning stretch."<br />And "And you know what '7th inning stretch' means."<br />And "During a baseball game, the 7th inning stretch is more important to you than the national anthem."<br />And "It will always, ALWAYS be 'Comiskey Park'."