writin' down all these verbs and i don't know why

[Chat] What you silly people missed by leaving Ally & Ron in the chat...

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 05:37:02 GMT

Ally: hmmm mark is definitely going to show up at the ball as maximilian timber
Ron: WITHOUT CLOTHES???
Ron: (SAY YES)
Ally: LOLOLOL
Ally: he'll have clothes on but he doesn't plan on them staying that way
Ron: He must have to get escorted out of so many public places.
Ally: LOLOLOLOL
Ally: that his sister has to walk him to in the first place, yes
Ron: AHAHAHAHA
Ally: XD
Ally: if someone's an ass to him, he's just goes FUCK IT. I'M LOSING THE PANTS.
Ron: BEST MEDIATIVE STRATEGY EVER
Ron: Imagine how many problems could be resolved by dropping trou.
Ally: LMFAO
Ally: THUS IS A GLIMPSE INTO THE MIND OF MARK TIMMS
Ron: MARKY MAX YOU ARE BRILLIANT.

[Chat] Ahaha. Brand. <3

Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:28:35 GMT

Ally: i'm pretty sure i'm going to get punched in the arm for who i'm considering for older brand :X
Laurie: XD
Cristina: lmao
Laurie: obvi not harrison ford
Alter: lmao who are you?
Alter: *considering
Ally: name starts with....h
Ally: ends in
Ally: off
Ally: >>
Ally: <<
Alter: L O L
Cor: lakdsjf;laksdfjas
Cristina: NOOO
Kristin: NO
Lettie: HASSLEHOFFFFFF.
Cristina: xDDDD
Cor: LOLOLOLOLOL
Lettie: XD
Kristin: NO. WAY.
Lettie: Lololololol.
Alter: *snort*
Cor: AMAZING
Lettie: WINNAR.
Alter: DO IT
Cor: DO IT
Lettie: DO IT
Cor: DOOOOOO IT
Cristina: APRIL FOOL'S IS OVER XD
Kristin: DEVON WILL NOT BE RELATED TO HASSLEHOFF
Laurie: XDD
Ally: ^______________________________________^
Cor: THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL THING
Alter: IS NOT OVER HERE
Ally: SAME HEIGHT
Ally: SAME EYES
Cor: LOLOLOLOLOL PERFECT MATCH
Ally: http://static.taume.com/image/David-Hasselhoff.jpg
Ally: ?
Cristina: lmfao
Cor: as;dlfjkalskdjf;asdf
Alter: that is one puppy looking penis.

[Chat] Celebrity Peen FTMFW

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:40:12 GMT

Ally: DAMN IT. PHOTOBUCKET REMOVED THE [Garrett Hedlund] ASS CRACK PICTURES
Kristin: O.O!
Ally: lmao I anticipated it
Kristin: You did
Kristin: you told me
Kristin: xD
Ally: i'll have to upload them to imageshack or tinypic
Ally: they did the same to [Josh Duhamel]'s ass crack and peen pictures
Kristin: ...well...
Ally: lmfao
Ally: OMG DID I EVER SHOW YOU THE [Channing Tatum] PEEN PICTURE?
Ally: IT'S ~ART~
Kristin: WELL YOU DIDN'T
Kristin: BUT I FOUND IT
Kristin: AND OH HEY
Ally: LMFAO
Ally: IT'S SMALL :[
Kristin: lmao
Ally: BUT THEY CAN GROW LOTS
Ally: WHEN ~ERECT~
Kristin: WELL THAT'S GOOD
Kristin: THIS IS SUCH A WEIRD CONVERSATION
Ally: LMFAO
Ally: TOTALLY POSTING IT
Kristin: O.O!!!!
Kristin: WHERE? LMAO
Ally: YOUR MOM'S BLOG
Kristin: SHE'D APPRECIATE THE PEEN CONVO
Kristin: /SARCASM
Kristin: THAT WAS WEIRD TOO
Ally: BUT I'M SWITCHING THE CHARACTER NAMES WITH THE ACTORS
Ally: SO IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE
Kristin: LMAO

[Chat] Hell. Handbasket. Moi.

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 14:11:07 GMT

Ally: hahaha, if i pick up fatty and shake her, there's like a shower of fur that falls
Kristin: ROFLMFAO Why would you shake her?
Ally: because she won't shut up
Ally: i would be a terrible parent
Kristin: lmao BABY SHAKER
Cristina: XDDDDDDD
Ally: thus why DE children are retarded
Cristina: lmfao XDD
Cristina: For example, Draco
Ally: LMFAO seriously
Ally: totally a shaken baby
Cristina: xDDDDD
Ally: probably dropped a few times, too
Ally: and thrown out the window when cissa wasn't looking
Cristina: XDDDDD