urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:lwdleoleoleo2008-02-26T00:33:06Zurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:lwd:306stage2008-02-26T00:35:23Z2008-02-26T00:33:06Z<b>Guy #1:</b> Dude, you won't believe this -- I walked by the printer at work today, and sitting there was a one-page list of every employee's salary.<br /><b>Guy #2:</b> Really? Did you see how much Chuck makes?<br /><b>Guy #1</b>: No! I didn't look -- you can't look! It's like looking into the sun, or like looking at your mom naked: you want to do it, but you know it's wrong.<br /><b>Guy #2, disgusted:</b> ... You didn't just say that, right?<br /><br />--<i>Union Square</i>