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maddy @ 2010-01-05T14:18:00

2010-01-05T19:29:34Z

Every day is a good day when I'm with Kali. This morning I woke up early and was cooking with her. Then I did the dishes to be nice. Riley didn't eat with us, she wasn't even in her room. I'm gonna have a talk with her. But since she wasn't around there wasn't anything I could do about her situation, whatever that is.

I got my cool superhero backpack and Kali got her matching superhero messenger bag. We picked up our metro cards and were on our way to the train. We decided to go to just get out of the house today and do something calm but fun. We went to the New York Public Library near Bryant Park. That's what our superhero book bags were for! To put all our books and goodies from the library in them so we can carry it back home!

You might be asking, why the hell would you even go to the library in the first place? Aren't you guys filthy rich? Can't you just buy whatever books you want? Now to deal with your inquires. Yes, we do have lots of money. But going to that library is more than just getting books. First off, that library is massive. It is huge, it is beautiful, it is a work of art both through its architect and also, literally, there's murals on the ceilings and everything. It's pretty cool. If you haven't went there yet, I definitely recommend it. Oh! And another thing, it's like a big church meets and has a baby with the Hogwarts castle from the Harry Potter books.

Another reason, why we go to the library was because, we are like normal people. That is something we use to do all the time. I love reading crazy books. Graphic novels are pretty cool, I love picking up some Batman ones. Anyway, the way me and Kali are, we'd end up buying all the books and not having a place to keep them. So we might as well go to the library and borrow books.

Libraries are good. For many reasons. One being, you really want to read a book right? You read the book and then you don't even like it. You wasted money on a book you didn't even like. Libraries put deadlines on books too, it motivates you to read the book by a certain time. Usually if you buy a book just because you want to read it, it gets lost somewhere collecting massive amounts of dust. Not cool.

Besides, if we are role models and people want to be like us and they catch us going to the library maybe they'll want to go too. The library has totally been ignored. But it shouldn't be. It's a cool place. You can get books on anything there. They even let you borrow video games, cds and dvds. So think about that. Go get yourself a library card if you don't have one and get some freakin' books.

This library in particular though is really special to me and Kali...because this is where she would go to write. She would write poetry, she'd write the first of her songs right in that library. And this is the library where my parents use to take me when they were alive..

Anyway, I picked up some of the following books:
1. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
2. DC Comics Encyclopedia
3. Batman Heart of Hush
4. Dollhouse Season 1
5. Hush Hush by Becca Fitzpatrick
6. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
7. Batman The Black Casebook

Kali picked up some stuff too
1. Tithe by Holly Black
2. The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
3. The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
4. House Beautiful Dream Bathrooms
5. Wonder Woman The Circle
6. Wonder Woman Rise of The Olympian
7. Dog Whisperer Season 1

Now we're going to just chill or whatever together. Start reading our books tonight and on Friday we'll watch our DVDs! Too bad Riles didn't come with us. Yeah and wow we both have some of the same books. There's a reason for that. We like to read books together. We both get a copy and read it. So there you have it.

maddy @ 2010-01-01T12:57:00

2010-01-01T18:46:33Z

As everyone has been saying, we have been very busy this month. Kali and I have been on wild adventures, outside a~~nd in the bedroom too.~~ and everywhere. We were going to all the best places in NYC for the Christmas Holiday. We saw the Nutcracker show and did cool things like that. We went to the Tree lightings and did random concerts for people. Why? Because we're famous because of them. Why? Because we felt like it. We're thankful for everything our fans have given us. Our fans made us as important as we are today. So we like to give back to them. We do random free concerts, we run around on Halloween dancing around and giving them a shitload of candy. We sent them back Happy Holiday cards and put little pictures of us in there for them and sign them. They matter to us as much as we matter to them and we want that to be understood.

So what we're "celebrities" we're not assholes about it. We use to be regular people just like our fans but they heard us and they felt a certain way because of our music and they supported us and put us to be at the top. They wanted to march to the beat of my drum and get lifted up by Kali's voice and because they gave us that chance, we'll stay humble and we'll keep doing for them. We get to have the best of both worlds if you really think about it. We get to run around NYC and take the train and try to act like normal people but we get to have "mad guap" like Riley would say.

Me and Kali like to keep things simple. We're not all big and fancy. We like to stay home and watch a bunch of movies. We love to just do regular things. Being famous doesn't mean we have to eat out of spoons with diamonds on 'em and wipe our ass with silk tiolet paper or something ridiculous like that. I bleed and you bleed and we all bleed the same kind of red blood. It's not like if I could slit my wrist liquid gold will come out. So stop talking shit about us for not being snooty ass bitches. How about you come bite me? That way when you try I can punch all your teeth out and make Kali a cool necklace. With that being said I will move on.

Kali wanted a Christmas tree so we put one up. Rant was delighted to say the least. He kept jumping on the tree and I was beginning to think he was a monkey and not even a cat anymore...or should I say CHUPACATBRA?! Here are some pictures of the fucking pine tree that kept making me sneeze. I sneezed so much Kali thought I was Rudolf. She thought it was cute but I was pissed.

OBVIOUSLY, THERE WAS GOING TO BE BATMAN ORNANMENTS. WHO THE FUCK WERE YOU KIDDING?

TO THE BATMOBILE!!

BATMAN DOES NOT SMELL, AND ROBIN DID NOT LAY AN EGG.
(I would know if they did, they were on my Christmas Tree!)

RILEY PUT UP THE SPIDERMAN ONE! Spidey aint so bad!

RILEY AND KALI GOT ME THIS ONE. THAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T MATCH WITH THE REST OF THE COLLECTION!
It's the thought that counts right?

Last but certainly not least, the tree topper!

Rant put that one up there at the top of the tree for us. Okay maybe he didn't but I will give him the credit because he tried his hardest. This is a picture of the little guy on Christmas morning. He just woke up and he was about to go open his presents.

And with that I end this Christmasy part of my entry because Kali said she wanted to tell everyone what we all got for Christmas. So that's fine with me. She said she was going to post some pictures of everything. But there's still some things on my mind just floating around up there making me think. Riles is a real cool girl. I knew her when her and Kali were still just little punk ass shrimps. She might seem rough around the edges but that doesn't make her a shitty person. Remember, I was rough around the edges too but that's just how life makes some people. That doesn't give anybody the right to judge them. Riles is like my little sister and I don't like people trying to treat her like shit. She usually has horrible taste in who she picks as a boyfriend or girlfriend but recently she brought home this cute girl named Roxan and I think that's cool. Roxan joined us for the movie night marathon. I think Roxan is just what Riley needs and I was surprised when Riles invited her to come perform with us during the surprise New Year's Eve concert we were throwing. But I wasn't surprised when Roxan said yes, because she's real down to earth, a real sweet girl. What confused me was that after Riles came home from dropping her off, she didn't seem so happy..she seemed really sad. I have to remember to ask her about that. I hope everything's okay.

P.S. So what Riles if me and Kali do it all night. We can do whatever we want. That's my girl. I can do the nasty with her all night and nobody can do a damned thing about it. Lmao.

maddy @ 2009-09-20T13:40:00

2009-09-20T18:34:45Z

Yes, I know these entries are so damn late. It's not my fault. It's Kali's. She keeps making me run away with her and feeding me so much delicious freakin food that I gained 500 tons and can't move my fat ass to type to you people and let you know what's going on.

We had went to Cone~~HEAD~~y Island and had a FUCKING awesome time. The train ride there made my ass completely numb. I became paralyzed and needed a wheelchair. We were wearing disguises hoping no one would really recognize us. Because we just wanted to go out and have fun.

We actually went to the circus. Yes, whoa I know. I've never in my whole hot damn life have been to the circus. It was some pretty wild ass shit. Fucking Ringling Brothers. ~~Random question, what happened to the Ringling Sisters? They were eaten by tigers! Haha..~~

Shit was glowing in the dark, I swear I know that there was aliens up in there watching the show too. Because it's impossible for so much glowing to be happening in one place like that and aliens not be involved. There was some guy running on a wheel kind of thing and he kept almost dying. He was making me mad. Kali can do a better job than he did. And she's as clumsy as ...an octopus with three legs instead of eight. There were these people on motorcycles and they were driving in a ball thing around and around.

SOME GUY WAS BALANCING SOME LADY AND A WHOLE LADDER THING JUST FOR HER...with his forehead. Yes...his freakin forehead. I bet he was telling her at the end of the night "damn bitch you give me migraines, lose some weight." There was some french guy, ~~BONJOUR~~ Riding his little ass bike and going through rings of fire.

Made me think of Johnny Cash. I was singing in and drumming. They ironically played some of our songs at the beginning of the show, so I was drumming all my parts on some bald guy's head..or was it an old lady? I have no idea. But I was jamming.

There was like a group of suicidal ladies on strings and ropes trying to kill themselves. Why do people take their kids to the circus? This is some dangerous shit. Elephants were mad smelly going buck wild trying to gangrape the ringleader. The tigers were trying to do their versions of hit and run...aka bite and run on their trainer.

It was so crazy but it was a thousand times more fun than picking Kali's nose while she sleeps and I never knew anything could be more fun than that. Besides wiping her boogers on her forehead. Haha! I'm going to freaking join the circus. That's some hardcore bad ass shit.

AFTER THAT, we went ate at Nathan's! Woo. Cheese fries with bacon. Mmmm and chicken tenders. It was sooooo good. It was like eating Jesus at Church or something. Like the Cambell's soup ad. Mmm mmm good. Kali tried to make me eat a corndog. To be honest, I didn't like it. It tasted like burnt dirty chupacatbra ass on a popsicle stick.

We were running around going on all the rides after that. The scariest one had to be this one..

The best one though was the cyclone. Kali was almost too short to ride it. LMAO.

Yes..I know..HAHAHA. After all the rides and games we ended up walking the boardwalk and then the beach together. That's when we saw...jellyfish washed up ashore. We took millions of pictures but I'm too lazy to upload them all. That's why Kali is planning on writing after I'm done so she can upload and show everyone all the pictures.

But here's at least one jellyfish picture.

And with that I'll end the entry, there will be more to come!! This was just a warm up to get into the swing of things. Next thing you know I'll swing through all these updates like Tarzan.

I HATE AIRPLANES! =[

2009-07-02T01:56:14Z

Kali signing autographs and people taking a picture of me taking a picture of them...Lol?

That plane driver, conductor, whatever the hell..pilot guy was a real jerk. He had no idea what he was doing. Our plane was constantly spinning out of control. I saw one of the wings fly off the plane and fell into the ocean. It was dangerous.

Those lame flight attendance were talking shit in japanese. Yeah just because you think you're a stunt double and like being in an out of control plane doesn't mean I'm the same way. I have no idea how Kali was just sleeping like nothing was wrong.

But then again, you know that girl can sleep through anything. We just got upstairs and I took some pictures of the hotel. It's sweet!! Me and Kali are sharing a room. Duh. But we have two seperate beds. Oh yes indeed. She better not come into mine!

This was from the cab..

Here we are!

Look at the lobby.

OUR ROOM!!!

SOME MORE OF IT!!

So there. Tell me that's not awesome. I made sure to have some surprises and fun stuff to do down here with Kali. TOMORROW THE TRUE FUN WILL BEGIN!

Goodbye Home Sweet Home.

2009-07-01T22:09:50Z

I'm opening up this morning with a picture of Rant, awakened. He ate breakfast with me and Kali and damn was the breakfast good. I swear the girl should just be like an iron chef of america. But let me keep this short and sweet because there's a lot to do today. Ex. Help Kali clean her room before we leave. With that being said. These are some cute pics of Rant reminding us to remember take the bag of his stuff.

maddy @ 2009-06-30T00:18:00

2009-06-30T04:20:07Z

I ended up letting her come. I always do that. It's like I don't know how to say no to her. I just can't let her be there alone scared and sad. Me and her are closer than anything and anybody else. Siamese twins don't have anything on us. We're attached to each other.

Being so close to her all the time didn't bother me or anything until now. Now it's like..sometimes my heart skip beats if our hands touch by mere coincidence. I'm so use to her always being with me that whenever she's not around it feels weird. I didn't realize how strongly I felt until I read her journal and saw all the stuff about what she said about me.

It made my heart feel so happy to know I mean a lot to her. Because she sure means a lot to me. I couldn't stay sleeping in the same bed. It was torture. Feeling her warm breath against my skin. Listening to her cute light snores. Smelling her skin and hair. Feeling her curl up real close against me, clinging on me tighter the louder the thunder got.

It was like heaven and hell at the same time. It wasn't enough for me to suddenly realize I was in love with her just a few moments ago. But for me to feel like everything was spiraling out of control so fast. My heart racing, my mouth dry, my mind scrambled. I'm not sure what to do. Everything hit me like a ton of bricks.

Is now even the right time to even be feeling like this? We have a tour to deal with. We have to go allllll the way down to Japan. We're not even going to be by ourselves. Travis and Marky will be there.

I'm exhausted but it's hard to sleep with her holding on to me and my heart beating louder than thunder. She sleeps like the dead. I swear. How can she not hear it? And when she does hear it, she whimpers softly and buries her face into my neck. Then I die all over again. UGH!! What am I going to do?!

I'm going to sleep on the couch. I give up.

Just thinking..

2009-06-30T02:51:54Z

After packing everything for me and Rant, I sent him to bed. But only after reading the little guy a bedtime story. Yes, I packed for Rant. He's going on tour with us. If anything he's like our "mascot" but in reality he's me and Kali's adorable fuzzy son. Of course, he takes after his father, which would be me. Obviously. DUH.

Kali's in her room making so much noise. I think she's trying to fit her whole closet into her suitcase. Pssh. I'm gonna go ahead and let her. You wanna know why? Because I'm not going to be stuck carrying it. She's going to be the one losing her arm and dislocating her shoulder and all that drama. Not me.

Just for fuck's sake I should put some bricks into her bag. Have her wonder why it's so heavy. While I laugh silently to myself about why she's having so much difficulity with her bags. I know, it's cruel but it's hilarious.

I'm just sitting here looking at the window. Listening to the rain. Watching each droplet of water lose the battle against gravity and slowly slip down the windows farther and farther until it goes racing down towards the ground. Poor raindrops fell from their fluffy little cloud homes. They got evicted from their landlord. They fell from grace and now they go SPLAT.

Yes, that's a pic of me in pajamas. And no, I'm not wearing my Hello Kitty undies under that. Because the truth is, those Hello Kitty undies that Kali was talking about was just all part of her limitless imagination. So no don't lurk on ebay waiting for them to go on sale. Because they won't.

But don't worry. Kali is going to get hers. Because you know what? The weather tonight is rainy with a great chance of thunder and payback!

CUE THE THUNDER AND LOTS OF IT!

ARE YOU SCARED YET KALI?! Don't worry because I wouldn't leave you alone tonight to be scared. Like always I'll let you come sleep in my bed so you won't be so scared. I'll keep you safe. Because I love you...and tomorrow is a big big day..for the both of us.

WE'RE TAKING OVERRRR

2009-06-30T00:16:03Z

We're all over the radio. We're invading the air waves. Look at Kali on the bus! No! She's riding on the bus...on the side...yes that's her picture. I'm not on it because I'm not a real big photo person. She's very photogenic. I'm not.

So when people catch pictures of me it's usually off guard me making weird faces. Yes. I have awesome facial expressions. I constantly look like I'm having an exorcism. It's hot. I know Kali loves it. LOL.

Yeah, but we're getting ready to go on tour in a few days. It's so exciting but nerve racking at the same time. But at least we're not alone we have each other. We always stick together. Honestly, no matter how much crap I give Kali and how much fun we make of each other, we always got each other's backs.

Here's a picture of our tour bus! Lol. ICU KALI ALL OVA DA BUS.

I'm totally looking forward to this. If you haven't bought our albums you totally should. Same with our tourmates, TRENDKILL. Here I am, doing some shameless promoting. IF YOU BUY OUR CDS I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE HUGE BAG OF DORITOS! How can you say no to that offer!

SHOUTOUTS TO MARKY ~~MCLOVIN~~ MARK MANUS! AND TRAVIS MANUS!!! GO TRENDKILL!!!

interview

2009-06-28T23:31:56Z

If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional. with whom would it be?
BATMAN!!!!!!!! ~~Or the Chupacabra~~

What was the last movie you went to see?
The Proposal with Kaliana. It was hilarious. TO THE WINDOW, TO THE WALL!!

If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for anything you desire, offered you any position on their planet, what would you want?
I would want to be the King of aliens. That is so cool. I AM THE MASTER OF ALL ALIENS. NOW GIVE ME YOUR COOLEST SPACESHIP!!

If you could be a superhero, what would you want your superpowers to be?
~~I want the power to kill all the evil jellyfish.~~ The power to do absolutely anything and everything. I want my powers to change every week that way I can do everything. ~~I want the power to kill all the evil jellyfish.~~

What is your favorite color socks to wear?
I love all socks. I have socks in every color, shape, size, whatever. I have love for all socks under the sun. You can never have too many socks.

How would you title your autobiography?
Music & Madness.

What did you want to be when you were 10 years old?
I wanted to be a pirate and I also wanted to be Batman.

Which is your favorite language other than your native language?
Madiananese. That is the language that me and Kaliana speak in with each other. We made it up together and we be all talking in the middle of the street and nobody understands us but we know exactly what we're saying to each other.

Which is your favorite food item and why?
Potatoes. They can become anything. They can be french fries, or a baked potato, or a mashed potato or like a fucking potato chip or whatever and they taste so good. Potatoes are so sexy.

maddy @ 2009-06-27T14:58:00

2009-06-27T19:09:22Z

Well, Kali thinks saying she's going to put a jellyfish in the tiolet will scare me..WELL ~~It will..but I can't let you know that.~~ IT WON'T! Do not make me unleash the Chupacatbra upon you.

Better yet, don't make me get the dragon thing from Animal Planet on you. Incase you forgot what it looks like, I have footage, rare seen footage of the beast!!!

THIS IS AN IMAGE CAPTURED BY THE CAMERA AS THE DRAGON RAN PAST IT.

THEN IT APPEARED IN FRONT OF CAMERA FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN DOCUMENTED HISTORY.

AS SWIFT AND SUDDEN IT APPEARED, IT DISAPPEARED, FLYING AWAY FROM THE SCENE.

IGNORE KALIANA NOBODY LIKES HER.

2009-06-27T16:30:54Z

I think Jellyfish are aliens. How do they not have a brain? They have a brain, they're just hiding it somewhere..they're brain is invisible. They're evil little demons. Sneaky little bastards just come up and tangle you up and burn you up and leave scars and kill you!!! That's horrible! I'm not going to swim or anything. I'll be damned if a jellyfish comes and attacks my little white butt. Because it doesn't see the color white and slams into my butt. NO. HELL NO.

You know what creature is better? THE CHUPACABRA!! It's so much cooler. And you know what? After watching a few specials, Rant and I decided, he was going to become a chupacabra.

BEHOLD!!! CHUPACATBRA! MUAHAHAHAHA!

I wonder who would win a fight between a jellyfish and the chupacabra! My bet is on the chupacabra.

Anyway, don't forget you guys! Rant isn't a cat anymore. He's a CHUPACATBRA!

maddy @ 2009-03-29T20:22:00

2009-03-30T00:43:12Z

It was raining all day. How mother fucking great. YEAH I KNOW! Ugh. The rain can lick my ass. Basically I stayed in with Kali all day, she kept making us watch Twilight. I swear letting her get that DVD was the worst thing I can do to our DVD player. She's been using that DVD player nonstop playing that movie on repeat. Our DVD player actually went and made a damn sign saying "PLEASE HELP ME!! FUCKING HELP ME!! AYUDA MEEE" Like I have nothing against Twilight. The story is kinda cool. Yeah it has that love story thing going on but come on, the vampires are awesome. I mean look at Dracula. He's awesome. VAMPIRES ARE AWESOME!!! NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

I honestly don't like rainy days. They make my hair get all like BOOF. What the fuck is that for? Why the fuck does it have to fuck up my sexy ass hair for? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH A THING HAPPEN TO ME! JESUS CHRIST. I end up looking like I have afro and Kali wants to scream like "OMG HELP!! SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOUSE OMG MADDY!! AHHH" and I'm standing there like "...DAMNIT KALI IT'S ME...MY HAIR IS JUST FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW. STOP SCREAMING FOR HELP!!"

Anyway, I was teaching Rant how to play checkers. He's so smart. He beat Kali three times in a row. That's my boy! It's thundering like crazy over here. Kali's over there being scared under her blanket. So I'm off to scare her some more. MUAHAHAHA.

friend's only

2009-03-28T17:16:16Z

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

2009-03-27T00:53:08Z

I LOVE RANT!!!

bio

2009-03-27T00:46:41Z

Madison stands at 5'7 1/2" tall.
She rather be called by her nickname "Maddy".

Favorite color is red.

Is a lesbian.
Playboy magazine once gave her the "Sexiest Musician" award in one of their issues.

Tarantino plays Orange County Drums and Percussion drums, Zildjian cymbals and drumsticks, Drum Workshop pedals and hardware, and Remo drumheads.

She secretly jams out to Mozart and Beethoven.

Her parents died in a tragic car accident when she was only five years old. Leaving her in her uncle's care.

Her uncle is color blind.

Maddy use to participate in boxing, track, soccer, hockey and skateboarding.

Currently lives with her bandmate, Kaliana the lead singer of REBELYELL!

Her favorite fast food place is Taco Bell.

She is known for her random pranks on people.

Labeled as trouble.

Has gotten in trouble with the law.
Maddy is fiercely loyal to her friends, but could be labeled as diabolical to her rivals and enemies.

This girl doesn't know how to let things go, so she'll keep that grudge living on for years.

Speaks and understands Spanish and French well.

Maddy is obsessed with Batman.

Has a habit of dancing "thriller" backstage before and after concerts.

Weasels out of Jury Duty constantly.

Favorite Movies; The Lion King, The Number 23, Fight Club, Grindhouse.

Wears boxers.

Sings in the shower.

Enjoys listening to TRENDKILL and anything else that's good.

Favorite curse word: FUCK.

Goes everywhere with her ipod.

Loves going to the movies.

Gives fortune cookies to homeless people instead of money or food.
Has a pet cat with her best friend/bandmate Kaliana, named RANT.
Thinks Marky Manus and Travis Manus are hilarious.
Thinks Judge Judy is hardcore.
Fell into a KFC bucket last Wednesday and disappeared off the face of the planet.
Reappeared three days later, which is today and baked a cake.
Secretly an iron chef.