Lydia Proudfoot

Fifteen

2009-08-31T03:28:12Z

So I hear that I've missed some excitement!

You know how extended photo shoots can be.

Fourteen

2008-10-13T02:37:17Z

Hmmm hmmm.

I can only say that perhaps I ought to get sick a little more often.

Thirteen

2008-09-17T00:24:36Z

...oh dear, unlucky thirteen.

Let's make this entry worthy of its name.

John Mulciber, I highly doubt your wife is up to anything but finding a new wardrobe to go with her lovely blond hair.

[Warded to friends of Darren Quigg] And for all those of you worried about your dear and darling Darren, rest assured that he's comfortably basking in the Cuban sun as we speak. [/ Warded to friends of Darren Quigg]

Twelve

2008-08-20T03:15:02Z

Going on a trip. I'll return eventually, darlings, don't fret.

[Darren] And you're coming with me. Chop chop. [/Darren]

Eleven

2008-06-13T19:24:11Z

My shoot this morning went incredibly well, as usual. I must, of course, thank the photographer for his continued patience and do apologize for my slight tardiness.

Hm hm. Now I feel I must entertain myself for the remainder of the day. What is a woman to do?

Ten

2008-04-05T20:23:22Z

I trust that my dear family has purchased Witch Weekly for my ~~classier~~ most recent shoot.

Darren, are you too tied down by your little girlfriend to go to dinner?

Nine

2008-02-28T01:50:06Z

I'm going to be going to Spain for a while, darlings. Do try not to miss me too much.

Those of you who are coming - you know who you are - I've made the hotel arrangements. Only one suite, I'm afraid. I'm sure we'll ... manage.

Eight

2008-01-16T06:03:51Z

Bubble baths may just be the greatest feat mankind has accomplished thus far.

Actually, strike that. Jacuzzi bubble baths.

And then there's wine, of course, but that should be a given. Who says you need a man to have fun?