NextGen Application (Canon and OC)

Player: Blanche
Email: branchuchan@gmail.com
AIM: Branchuchan
Character Name: Wade Wilson (Deadpool)
Character LJ: mercwithamouth
Physical description (face, build, weight): Ugly.  Reeeeeeeeally ugly.  Hot bod, tight ass, HOMG YOU GOTTA DOUBLE WRAP THAT ONE IN BURLAP AND BROWN PAPER kind of face.  Usually runs around in his trademark red and black uniform, toting machine guns, rocket launchers and any and all sorts of handguns, grenade launchers, flame throwers...  the list does on.  Basically he's usually pretty highly armed.  Even in a public, normal sort of setting.  Wade doesn't exactly have a life outside of being Deadpool, so he's not commonly seen in civi clothing.
Age: Like, at least eighty or something.
Birthday: July 25, 1965
Abilities: Taken from DP's wiki page found here.
Deadpool's primary power is an accelerated healing factor. His healing factor was artificially endowed by the Weapon X program, and it enables him to regenerate any destroyed tissues or organs very quickly. However, his healing factor results in massive scar tissue causing his appearance to be deformed. The speed at which this healing factor works varies in direct proportion to the severity of the damage Deadpool suffers. Deadpool's healing factor is strong enough that he has previously survived decapitation more than once, though in each of these occurrences, his head had to be reattached to his body instead of his head growing a new body. Unlike Wolverine’s natural healing factor, Deadpool’s is mentally driven to a partial extent. As a by-product of his healing factor, he possesses enhanced strength, stamina, agility, and reflexes. At the time of the gene therapy that gave the character his healing factor he was dying of terminal cancer. An unanticipated side effect of the therapy was a rapid acceleration of the tumors as well, causing them to quickly spread across his entire body as soon as his powers fully activated. Deadpool's brain cells are similarly affected, which renders him resistant to telepathy. Aside from his physical advantages, Deadpool is a superb assassin and mercenary, an expert in multiple forms of martial arts, and an expert swordsman and marksman. In addition, Deadpool is multilingual and has demonstrated the ability to speak German, Spanish and Japanese.
Weaknesses and flaws: Wade is nuts. In fact, he might as well get a job at a Planter's factor,y he's so nuts. He has not one, but two distinct personalities within his head that talk to him and tell him to do things. Sometimes he gets caught up in hallucinations and other fun side effects from being loony as a bird. Wade is also ugly. As an ass. Unlike Wolverine, his healing factor leaves deforming scars.  Wade also has a weakness for obesely fat women, tacos, the Golden Girls, Full House, tacos, and at some times, chimmichangas (because they are a large fried taco of sorts.)  His favorite thing in the world are high powered firearms and tacos.  Did I mention Wade loves tacos?
Character location/Home: Wade's Bunker-o-Doom
Alignment (villain, hero etc): Anti-hero? Villian? Comic relief?
Relatives (living/dead?): None. Unless you count Crosshairs and whatever other spawn might pop up in the coming weeks/months/years.
Backstory:
Wade Wilson was doing great, as far as his life was concerned. He had a crate of guns, 100lbs of beef jerky, 3000 MRE rations, 24 Taco Bell Volcano tacos and a brand spanking new copy of The Golden Girls: The Immaculate Collection on Laser Disk. Hell, he'd even gotten laid fairly recently by someone who wasn't an unattractive whore, paid for his amusement! The only problem was when his container was set upon by black masked ninjas (or so they looked to him) who sealed him in the box and promptly marked it for express shipment to Beijing China.

Poor Wade. He was on a ship for who the hell knew how long (he lost count of how many times he lost his lunch), and then once the container came to a stop, it never moved again. Wherever it was, it seemed to have been forgotten about. In actuality, the shipping papers for Wade's box had been lost - it was actually bound for Siberia, but due to a dock fire, all the paperwork was long gone.

And so Wade sat, in his container, for 15 long years. With nothing but MREs, beef jerky and Golden Girls to keep him company. Eventually the disk wore out, and Wade was forced to cosplay as all of the parts, to entertain himself. Needless to say, when they popped open the container and he ended up getting out, all he could babble about were silver haired foxes and tacos.

How do you plan to introduce the character to the game?: Wade shows up in the Exiles plot, and then kind of sticks around as a head for a while.
What are you planning to do with this character?: I want Wade to be there for comic relief. Once he looses his body (thanks to CH fucking things up) he isn't going to be able to do much on his own.
What do you want to see happen with this character?: Eventually DP will regain his body, and then open up a Father and Daughter mercenary company with Kelly-kins.

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