chloe abbott

oo6

2009-11-17T06:54:26Z

OOOH MY GOODNESS

I AM SO ROUND RIGHT NOW!!

oo5

2008-11-03T03:53:46Z

Someone left their banjo here last night. I discovered it while tidying up. It'll be behind the bar, just ask if you want it back.

oo4

2008-08-19T04:48:23Z

SO. True story - and yes, this all happened in the same day, yesterday, the 17th of August.

I went to the the Ministry early yesterday morning, figuring I might as well beat the rush and lines. There's nothing I hate more than waiting in long bureaucratic lines. Actually, I don't think anyone likes waiting in long bureaucratic lines unless you are complete dolts that love to waste their time but that's utterly beside the point! Anyhow, because of my big brother's connections, I managed to move up the line (thanks big brother!) for Portkeys. Why Portkeys, you ask? Well, I have finally planned my great month-long trip to the Far East! I planned to have an extensive tour of China, starting with Hong Kong, then Taiwan, then Japan, Singapore, Vietnam, India, and the Philippine islands, ending with Moscow.

Note how I used past tense in "planned."

Well, this was right after they posted their M.A.G.I.C. Act, unknown to me, where I was, like I said, zooming up a line. They demanded to see some ID, I showed them some (not my fake ones, mind you), and then they asked me my blood.

Ministry ass: Your blood type?
Me: Wut
Ministry ass: Portkeys will be restricted for the time being.

So I guess I'm not going to Asia. In my rage I accepted a bartending job at the Silver Siren, just down the road, since you know, I won't be going to Asia - or anywhere out of the country - anytime soon. Come visit me and we'll talk about how stupid our current Ministry of Magic is over saketinis, my specialty.

oo3

2008-06-21T07:06:49Z

I HAVE GRADUATED. GOODBYE HOGWARTS!

I have fond memories of your walls and books and lake and everything. I shall miss you and everyone else.

~~Now what~~

oo2

2008-06-04T05:01:00Z

So, who's got popcorn?

Oh hey, Eliza.

oo1

2008-05-31T06:21:56Z

[PRIVATE] So it's like. Mostly everyone I know has decided upon a career or what they want to do when they leave Hogwarts. In fifth year I decided that I wanted to become an animal healer, but the test is so freaking hard what if I don't pass I'll look like an enormous idiot and just.

UGH. I just need to breathe, yeah? And buckle down and study but ugh it's so very annoying because whenever I SAY I'm going to buckle down, I end up wasting time and NOT studying and NOT getting good grades and ugh.

AND

Why oh WHY am I worrying about this when there's only, oh, THREE weeks of school left??? I'm smart.

Change of subject for this warded bit! Gryffindor girls are insane. I mean holy fuck, alright, maybe they did get a lot of attention, everyone went crazy after seeing the gossip thing, but Meeeerlin I'd watch my back if I were them. [/PRIVATE]

It's a Friday night and my only options are: a) study or b) study more. Yuck. I'm scared of the N.E.W.T.s yet I cannot seem to gather enough motivation to actually open my books instead of staring at them. It's kind of bad.

In other news, my hair is short. Like, really short. Kind of like a Severing charm gone wrong. I don't know, I don't knoooow, I got really tired of long hair. And before anyone asks, no, I'm not having some sort of rebellion ~~this time~~

Also I am very jealous of you lucky lot that are able to make the Hobgoblins show! I was definitely contemplating a plan to sneak out of the castle, attend the show, then sneak back, but it got so complicated that I decided that I must live vicariously through all who are attending. That means YOU, Clara.