L I L Y [ potter ]

008

2010-06-23T06:34:48Z

~~WHEN DOES IT EVER JUST STOP!?~~

007

2009-12-18T00:40:11Z

I know, I know. You don't even have to say it.

006

2009-08-26T00:56:07Z

I don't think words are needed here.

005

2009-07-05T20:31:24Z

Oomph.

004

2009-05-12T03:48:58Z

[JAMES] Let's go to Ireland. [/JAMES]

003

2009-04-18T07:15:19Z

~~I am going to hex myself to the couch for the next three months~~

002

2009-04-13T05:42:55Z

[PRIVATE] No, NO it is not POSSIBLE I can be gaining too much--THEY CAN'T ASK ME TO STOP EATING TWINKIES WHAT ARE THEY INSANE I WILL BEAT SOMEONE FOR THIS---

It's not MY fault, it is Harry's fault, and if he wants them---can't say no, can I? I'd be a bad mother if I did that, clearly that would be out of the question--[/PRIVATE]

It's a conspiracy! ~~By Voldemort. His most heinous attack this week---THAT is what this is~~

001 - NEW JOURNAL

2009-03-06T05:55:19Z

~~So apparently sisters no longer---pregnant, she is a month more pregnant than I am and she---even when I told her, she didn't say anything, what a---bitch, she can be such a bitch holy~~

~~with genes like Vernon's the kid will be ugly anyw---oy that's terrible, I'm terrible---but she didn't tell me--~~

017

2009-01-23T03:12:55Z

[JAMES] I ran into Severus in Diagon Alley today and I was ~~a bitch~~ ~~mean~~ less than kind in the manner in which I went about conducting our conversation. I figure you can think up something to say to make me feel better about it, so get to work saying it. [/JAMES]

I'm so ready for it to be Spring already.

016

2009-01-01T22:42:05Z

Happy New Year, indeed. I'm no longer living in Nazi Germany, ~~a certain someone has made it two months~~ Star Wars Episode V is coming out in just under six months, and it is now less than a month until I'm not a teenager anymore! I have a feeling 1980 is going to be a good one.

015

2008-12-13T04:19:28Z

[JAMES RANDALL POTTER] You and I--we will have words. [/JAMES RANDALL POTTER]

014

2008-12-06T04:37:58Z

James, I don't think our suite is big enough for all of our Christmas decorations. :(

013

2008-11-18T06:25:18Z

[LIZ] LIZ! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, CAN YOU KEEP IT A SECRET? BECAUSE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I NEED TO TELL SOMEONE SO IF YOU CAN'T KEEP A SECRET FOR ME I MAY CRY. [/LIZ]

012

2008-11-12T20:48:23Z

Ugggh, Christ, I hate flu season.

011

2008-10-09T05:49:26Z

I've now got a criminal record. I may not have shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, but I think my bad-assery meter still just went up about a thousand points.

010

2008-09-01T05:48:08Z

I'm going to Hogwarts tomorrow and I'm largely considering the option of never coming back.

By the way, Muggleborn students, I'm Professor Potter and I'll be your Charms professor for as long as this ~~fucking idioti---fuck, I can't curse in front of the kids, can I---damnit, that's going to be a problem~~ ridiculous new act is still in effect. I look forward to teaching you all this school year.

James, can you come and hold my hand? I'm afraid I forgot to buy toothpaste at the store and I might get murdered by Voldemort on the way.

009

2008-08-18T23:52:36Z

Bite me. I'm not going to be branded like a fucking cow, and they can't make me.

008

2008-07-21T15:30:15Z

It's the 21st.

007

2008-04-21T04:00:29Z

I think I'm about to go crazy.

006

2008-04-12T18:32:51Z

~~I feel like I can't do anything for him and it's killing me~~

~~Fuck you, Sirius Black, you had better get back here fast before I--~~

005

2008-03-31T02:49:19Z

Elizabeth Fortescue, I hope you are prepared, because I am planning you the most magnificent baby shower that will ever be known to man... or woman, as it were.

Alice Longbottom and Marlene McKinnon, I do believe this means that I am in need of your professional and very expert help. I will be expecting the two of you to appear at the Potter residence at 0900 hours this coming Sunday.

004

2008-03-16T07:18:28Z

James, this Monday we are going out and drinking ourselves into blissful, celebratory comas that we'll only half-remember in the morning but will lead to sexy things the next day.

It's only what's right.

003

2008-02-27T07:34:08Z

Seriously?

002

2008-02-21T07:05:40Z

I found some heart confetti from our Valentine's Day decorating spree sitting on the windowsill when Galatea knocked over the bag and almost choked on it. I think Wilbur was secretly laughing, but don't tell her about it. I just bought a new lamp to replace the last one that got destroyed in The Great Potter Animal Chase of December 1978 and I'm hoping to not have to spend money for another for at least six months.

Speaking of Valentine's Day, mine was lovely. Even though a certain husband of mine decided that my birthday being so close meant that he didn't have to splurge (oh, he knows I'm joking; I love what he got me), I got a very nice box of chocolates from my 'one-legged admirer'. Hm.

001

2008-01-28T22:07:55Z

[LIZ] I don't know if you even need any of this stuff--because I mean, why would you, your fiancé is rich and all and you probably already have a thousand things in your nursery that are better than what I have and---just, I don't care if you burn it or throw it all away, but please, as a friend, will you take all this baby stuff we've been accumulating? I just really don't want to look at it anymore. [/LIZ]

Everyone should come see ~~and by that I mean no one, please don't actually come over here right now~~ the Potters' new guinea pig. His name is Ziti.