Being a professor is really fun. My classes are completely shoeless. And I've managed to make a friend among the dearly departed. Hey Ben, how do you like the new name I taught him to rhyme with? Ben the Icky, Picky, Sticky without any Hickies Benwicky...

Except for the fact that I can't and don't want to sleep with any Hogwarts girls any longer. Am I that old already? I don't think I am, students are just growing younger. I am so not a pervert

( Warded to Odette )

( Warded to Abigail )