♥; m&m

achtundzwanzig; tuesday, february 3rd, 1998.

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:25:09 GMT

Oh, you have got to be bloody joking. There is no way in hell that I'm working with Macmillan. Or Weasley. I demand-- ugh

How utterly unfunny, Professor Snape. I doubt that whatever I might or might not have done to you in the past deserves this kind of punishment. So thank you, really.

[ PRIVATE TO MANDY ]
Do me a favour.
[ /PRIVATE ]

siebenundzwanzig; sunday, january 18th, 1998. backdated to after the game.

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 02:55:24 GMT

How is it exactly that you beat Slytherin but you let Hufflepuff win over you? No, seriously. I want a logical explanation to how this all works.

And what does that say about the Slytherin team?

Congratulations on winning, anyhow. I heard it was a good match.

sechsundzwanzig; thursday, january 1st, 1998.

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 03:17:43 GMT

Finch-Fletchley, I swear to Merlin, you're going to be the first person sent to Azkaban and sentenced to the Dementor's kiss for sexual harassment, if you don't stop being an absolute, perverted creep RIGHT. NOW.

fünfundzwanzig; thursday, december 25th, 1997.

Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:36:55 GMT

Last night, I had this horrible dream where my daughter cut people's hair for a living. She was a hairstylist, and didn't even charge much for it. I'm never having kids if that's the future I have to put up with.

I hate christmas. It gives me nightmares.

vierundzwanzig; tuesday, december 16th, 1997.

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:48:47 GMT

[ PRIVATE TO LISA, READABLE BY KAT ]
I'm sorry for doing this in such short notice, but I won't be able to go home with you for the holidays. I've been requested to go home and I don't even want to know what that's supposed to mean.

I'll try to sneak in a visit for a couple of days, at least, though. I'll let you know? Don't have too much fun without me.
[ /PRIVATE ]

Who took my copy of Theories of Transubstantial Transfiguration? Give it back now.

dreiundzwanzig; tuesday, december 9th, 1997. hexed against staff.

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:47:54 GMT

Merlin, Weasley. Even your boyfriend thinks you're a whore? That's... sad.

zweiundzwanzig; friday, november 28th, 1997. backdated to an hour after breakfast.

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:15:48 GMT

[ PRIVATE TO KAT ]
I ran into the Headmistress when I was coming down for breakfast and I took the opportunity to tell her about the party. Took a while to convince her, but getting the okay from our Head of Houses helped winning her over. The only condition she gave us, (besides behaving ourselves, obviously) was to be back before curfew.

So, we need to head down to Hogsmeade early tomorrow to set everything up and the faster we do that, the better. Meet you at the Entrance Hall at 8?
[ /PRIVATE ]

[ PRIVATE TO RAVENCLAWS ]
I'll make this quick because I can't miss ~~another~~ class.

Katherine and I are organising a party for Lisa. It'll be at Hogsmeade, tomorrow afternoon and we need to know who's going to be there. I'll make it clear now, though. Do not let any Hufflepuffs know about this party. Same goes with Nott, Moon and anyone that might tip them off. Besides that, go crazy spreading the word.

Oh. Michael, Terry, could you guys do us a favour? We need someone to keep Lisa occupied and unaware that Kat and I are missing tomorrow morning, while we set everything up.
[ /PRIVATE ]

[ PRIVATE TO LISA ]
Can I borrow your notes from yesterday's Charms class, please?
[ /PRIVATE ]

einundzwanzig; thursday, november 27th, 1997.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 06:30:49 GMT

[ PRIVATE TO LISA ]
Happy Birthday, Lisa.

You'll have to excuse me for not having a present for you right now, but I promise I'll send it along with your Christmas presents. You know, after I see what you get me for my birthday.

So, when and where's the celebration?
[ /PRIVATE ]

Whoever's staying over the holidays, anyway?

zwanzig; friday, november 21st, 1997.

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 02:48:29 GMT

[ HEXED PRIVATE TO KATHERINE AND LISA ]
Please don't breathe a word of this to anyone, but I'm in the infirmary and I need you to help me get out of here. Madam Pomfrey is driving me insane and I can't take any more of her fuzzing over me, as if I were dying. I'm just dehydrated, for Merlin's sake! ~~After all that vomiti~~ And okay, I haven't been eating well these past couple of days, but that's ~~necessary~~ no reason for this annoyance.

Anyway, that's hardly the point. I just need you to help me out of here. Please?
[ /PRIVATE ]

I don't think I'll be able to go to the game, which is a shame, really, because witnessing our victory would definitely improve my mood. In any case, good luck tomorrow ~~and please, don't let Hufflepuff beat us~~.

neunzehn; november 8, 1997

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 00:19:23 GMT

I did not just miss going to Hogsmeade just to chase after a bloody box to then have the damn thing throw me across the room!

[ PRIVATE TO SELF ]
Forget about interesting! This is downright annoying and pointless and if that Ravensdale man keeps cracking up his tasteless jokes every time I'm in that room, I am going to hex him off that stupid wall! And then it's Finch-Fletchley's turn!
[ /PRIVATE ]

This headache and my back are killing me. Why is this potion taking so long to work?

achtzehn; october 30th, 1997 after the meeting with prof. babbling; hexed against staff

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:02:00 GMT

Mr. Ravensdale is the oddest person I've ever met. Excluding Professor Trelawney, of course, but she has her own level of weirdness, so she hardly counts. He was rather entertaining, though pointless at times and I didn't really find his jokes to be all that funny. Specially since he guffawed every time he told one... that was quite unpleasant.

And boy, getting that man to shut up for even a second was quite the feat, but somehow I managed to get one question in. I was disappointed to learn that Italy is lovelier in the summer, but at least it isn't so bad during winter. Good thing, too, because if I'm going to spend my birthday there, I'd like to have a pleasant time.

And this assignment we're supposed to work with? Interesting doesn't begin to describe it. ~~I'm actually a tad excited about this, now~~.

[ PRIVATE TO KATHERINE ]
Are you going to the Ball after all, dear?
[ /PRIVATE ]

[ PRIVATE TO MICHAEL ]
There's been a slight change of plans. I need you to help me distract Professor Slughorn while I sneak into his office.
Tomorrow morning. Yes?
[ /PRIVATE ]

[ PRIVATE TO STEPHEN ]
Hannah Abbott? Seriously?
[ /PRIVATE ]

siebzehn; friday, october 24th, 1997

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:22:22 GMT

I hate free days and I hate having nothing to do. I'd really appreciate it if the professors held their meetings during the weekends from now on. Or at least give us something to do in the mean time.

Theodore, I'll trade you another book for another one of these boxes... these are halfway through already.
How are you enjoying the book so far, anyway?

sechzehn; friday, october 17th, 1997

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 05:17:48 GMT

[ PRIVATE TO MICHAEL ]
This is only to make sure I'm not committing murder in vain.

Did you send me a bottle of champagne today?
[ /PRIVATE ]

fünfzehn; friday, october 17th, 1997

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:06:14 GMT

I am going to kill my room-mates, slowly and painfully and I am going to enjoy every bloody minute of it. I can't find my Arithmancy notes and I know one of you took them, misplaced them and now I reckon they must be buried somewhere in that mess you like to call your side of the room. Either way, I don't care, though I'm extremely concerned about whatever it is that's growing at the foot of your bed, Brocklehurst, but I would really like my notes back. Now. And new room-mates, naturally.

I don't know what it says about me, but even the boys' rooms are tidier than this. It's disgusting! This is the kind of things people should get detention for, not petty things like hexing Harper for being a prat.

So. Notes. Now. Thank you.

[ PRIVATE TO KATHERINE ]
Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse, my mother decides to owl me the great news that she will be gracing us with her presence during the Halloween Ball. What does the Board of Governors even have to do at a bloody ball?

Ugh, I don't want her here, Katherine.
[ /PRIVATE ]

vierzehn; monday, october 13th, 1997

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:00:02 GMT

Oh, it's definitive. I've lost all faith in this school and those who manage it.

A Halloween Ball? How asinine. Try again, Hogwarts. Maybe invite Durmstrang to join us, once more. That'd spark my interest.

dreizehn; saturday, october 11th, 1997

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 06:34:08 GMT

[ PRIVATE TO MICHAEL ]
~~You ki~~
~~Did you~~

How true is it that you kissed Susan Bones?
[ /PRIVATE ]

[ PRIVATE TO KATHERINE ]
Please, please tell me you haven't got a chance to talk to Michael, yet.
[ /PRIVATE ]

zwölf; monday, october 6th, 1997

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:52:57 GMT

What's the point, really, of trying to help people if it gets you in trouble? In which universe does it make sense that I get detention for hexing Harper, if he was trying to beat up Stewart? ~~And as if that weren't enough, she said she was disappointed in me. That's-~~

So, there goes my Wednesday night plans.

elf; sunday, september 28, 1997

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:16:56 GMT

When you bring someone else's sexual orientation up in an insult, you have certainly reached the ultimate low.

How highly hypocritical of you, Samuel Harper, to refer to Stewart as homosexual in a derogatory way, when you are out and about snogging the likes of Booth Huntington. And that's just to name one person. (A Hufflepuff, really? How desperate must you be.) What were you thinking, exactly? That you wouldn't be gay, as long as you kept your... deeds a "secret"? Well, there, the secret's out. What now? Merlin, you're so pathetic... and I really feel bad for your girlfriend.

I wasn't kidding when I said the damage would be worse if you didn't stop messing with Stewart ~~and Dean~~. And that's not a threat, dear. Neither am I trying to scare you... just making sure you know so it doesn't take you by surprise.

Oh. And send my regards to Madam Pomfrey.

[HEXED PRIVATE TO DEAN]
I'm sorry.

Well, no. I'm not really sorry, actually. Just... I know you wanted me to keep my mouth shut. But when have I ever listened to you?
[/PRIVATE]

zehn; saturday, september 26th, 1997; hexed against staff

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 02:41:37 GMT

I'm feeling a little bit gay right now. Am I the only one? I think it's the weather... such a lovely day, isn't it?

Speaking of... Sam, do you still need help with your Transfiguration homework? I've just finished doing some reading and got naught to do right now, so I wouldn't mind helping. Chilly weather makes me generous, you know. Doesn't last long, though, so you should take advantage.

And how amazing is it that Professor Babbling has a friend offering an apprenticeship on Curse Breaking, in Rome? I overheard her talking to some students after class was over and well, I didn't hesitate to show my interest, if only for the experience; I've never been to Rome! Except for that one time when I was like 3, but that hardly counts. Besides, Rome would be the perfect place to get started on that book I want to write, don't you think?

neun; tuesday, september 23rd, 1997

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:04:47 GMT

I'm appalled that the most excitement I can get when I'm bored is browsing through this journal. Not that kind of excitement, Mikey, get your head out of the gutter. But honestly, could this place get any more... boring? And for Merlin's sake, I wasn't kidding last time. I DON'T. WANT TO READ. ABOUT YOUR IDIOCY. No one cares about your sexual orientation, Samuel; get over yourself. I can see how a second year having a crush on you might be a big deal to you, Weasley, but it isn't as exciting for the rest of us... it's actually quite worrying. Granger, Macmillan... do shut up, please. You're bordering on annoying, now, and no one's paying attention anyway.

Wow, that felt good.
And before you start bickering away, I don't have the slightest interest on reading your opinions, so you might as well keep it to yourselves. Thank you.

[ PRIVATE TO KATHERINE ]
House elves said no and I think they're also slightly offended I asked. But I found another solution and I really can't believe I hadn't thought of it, before... have you ever been into the Room of Requirement?
[ /PRIVATE ]

[ PRIVATE TO DEAN ]
Whenever you feel like getting off your lazy arse, let me know. I have no idea why, but I'm actually looking forward to that walk.
The dullness in this place must be driving me insane.
[ /PRIVATE ]

When is Quidditch season starting, again? Things tend to liven up by then.

acht; monday, september 22nd, 1997

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:35:46 GMT

Dull. That's what you lot are. You're dull and uninteresting and you're giving me a headache. If you want to be idiots, go right ahead, but take it somewhere else. I don't want to read about it and, Merlin save us all, would you all just shut up about Hogsmeade already?

On a lighter note, I seem to have missed the moment my housemates turned into animals. Whoever made a mess of the common room has 5 minutes to fix it or I won't be held responsible for whatever happens to them.