Why so wishy-washy about the dodgeball match, muffins? I'm going to participate! Dodgeball is practically my middle name! I don't mean to sound overconfident but to say Team Slytherin/Ravenclaw will crush Team Gryffindor/Hufflepuff is a bit of an understatement! Complete and total domination is coming a bit closer but I like to think of their defeat as something akin to an atomic bomb going off! All that will remain after we're through with them is a mushroom cloud! I'm mostly kidding, of course! But I think it'll be lovely to say the least! I'll even bake us all something as a little treat!

Well! Things feel like they're returning back to normal finally! Which is such a relief! It was too quiet. But anyway! As you all know, I like to share! Especially things I've found that strike me as particularly interesting! I found a hilarious little story on the internet that I thought fans of the movie The Little Mermaid might find amusing! I must warn you though! It's a tiny bit risque! But I know I've always wondered what happens next!

( Ariel's Wedding! (RATED R!) )

I need to bake. Has anyone seen my brother?