:: m y c r o f t d o g e ::

Thu, 02 Jun 2011 18:59:06 GMT

I think the zoo needs an addition. Or two maybe?

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:12:23 GMT

I think I'm changing his name to squeaker. He squeaks whenever I move him too fast or unwrap him or wake him up (I DIDN'T MEAN TO OKAY, the second time at least)

but he's got some great faces:

and a great hat collection.

I'm kinda surprised he's lacking pretty much ANY hair though.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:26:59 GMT

Introducing;

B

B

Berk Merill
17.9.80
56 cm / 3.2 kg

~~I will hex ears off if you make fun of his~~

Mon, 24 Aug 2009 18:08:58 GMT

[Brand] Marnie is due in three and a half weeks and I can hardly function to keep her happy, how the fuck am I going to do this? [/ward]

[Marnie] I'm leaving early, do you want me to pick up anything? I'm going to stop by and check on Elphias later, do you want to come? [/ward]

ugh.

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:15:14 GMT

~~ITS MY BIRTHDAY THERE SHOULD BE A LOT OF PRESENTS ON THE TABLE.~~

I like the name Marcel better now. Marcel Reeves Doge.

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 01:29:21 GMT

Maitland
Manley
Marcell (Marc?)
Martinus
Massimo
Mathieu
Mavis
Mercer
Meriadoc
Micah
Mico
Mitchell
Morgan
Mór
Mordecai
Moriarty
Monty
Montega
Murdock
Myles
Myron

Sun, 11 Jan 2009 07:12:40 GMT

BERK. I need your help, ASAP.

Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:18:23 GMT

[BERKELEY] I know you're against the reasons I'm doing it and that we're not really all that happy with each other right now, but I'm having a wedding tomorrow and want you to be there as my witness. [/Berk]

[ELPHIAS] MAN YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME. SERIOUSLY, GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU MATE AND A REALLY BIG BIRTHDAY GIFT. [/Elphias]

[BRAND] YOU. Come out with me tonight, lets get pissed, I'm getting married tomorrow. [/Brand]

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 03:02:50 GMT

SO.

I realized today, I'm unmarried. AND a pureblood. So if anyone wants to leave the isles and doesn't meet the current criteria, I think we could figure something out. Not like we have to stay married, right?

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:06:05 GMT

I WANT TO MOVE.

The (OLD OLD OLD OLD) lady next door was walking around in the corridor STARKERS just now! I AM BLIND.

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 03:59:25 GMT

BERK I HAVE FOUND THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE WORLD.

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 20:24:23 GMT

BERK WHEN YOU FINISH HAVING LOTS OF BIRTHDAY SEX YOU NEED TO COME OVER HERE.

Not directly after of course, take a shower please.

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:11:26 GMT

Berk, I'm not talking to you.

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 02:59:24 GMT

I don't think children should be taught to count higher than 24.

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:04:55 GMT

I think I want to learn to drive a car.

Well, not just a car and not thinking. I have a car in mind, but thing is, I can't buy it until I know how it works.

So. How do cars work?

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:10:45 GMT

Since we couldn't use it on Thursday and now I have an abundance of coloured ink, I thought I would share this fun, bubbly color with the world.

Berk, how do you think it makes my complexion look?

oo1.

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 22:04:55 GMT

[Elphias and Berk] I really hope this is unneeded, but sometimes the weeks get away from us. But gents, the time is upon us and I take it as my duty, being the only single brother (or at least without any bird of interest) to remind you that Thursday, yes THIS Thursday is Valentine's Day. Also know as Make Or Break Day.

Mostly this is aimed at you little bro.

Have you bought your girlfriend some flowers and candy, yet? This is extremely important to your extracurricular education Elphias. I cannot stress the importance of this day to you and your budding relationship. Men often have to do things that go beyond their comfort levels when it comes to the women in their lives.

SO PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE ALREADY ORDERED HER SOMETHING. Aren't you prefects doing that fun owl thingy? [/ward]

I don't know about you, but I love red frosting. So much.

My stomach hurts.