Whoa, like, holy hell!

foreign_newbie@yahoo.com — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 11:32:03 GMT

Sweet Shiva's tits! XD That mission took loooooooooooooonger than expected. *gets sliced for lame joke*

So how ya guys been? Bein' dead ain't fun. Especially if Chocobo-head doesn't know that I'm still alive. (Or does he? :0 *stalks his scribbld*) Wait, is HE alive? :000000

las;dkas;ldk;asldkaslwieiadj CLOUD. OH SWEET IFRIT MY CLOUDY--

*sulks*

N-No, I'm sure he's fine. *sighs* Anyways, I've decided to host yamira_jean's fanfics. Uhh, what are they? Umm... they're fictional stories made by... fans? Uhh, yeah, that's it >8D And she writes stories about me and Chocobaby, so I just HAD to agree! :D Reply if you read this, baby~

(yamira_jean: I'm role-playing by myself. I'm such a sad person...)

Anyways, it's just part-time, so I'll only get to host whenever she's in the mood for my account. I guess? O___o;; Uhh, anyways! Gotta run. Off to find my Chocobaby! >8D *determined look*

First Class SOLDIER Zack Fair Reporting! :))

foreign_newbie@yahoo.com — Wed, 20 May 2009 14:43:43 GMT

Wahahaha that was a mouthful :)) Hehehe. Mouthful.

At ease, cadets! XD Haha. That was a joke. You know, first class SOLDIERs kid too, ya know. What, ya dunno? Well... now you kno' XD

*gets punched by Pacman for stealing his quote*

@___x

Anyways... hello :D I'm the unbelievably gorgeous Zack Fair from ShinRa. I'm not allowed to disclose any other information to civilians, so I'll stop there :) By the way, unless you're a SOLDIER, a fellow RP member, or a certain cute, gorgeous, sun-kissed, blue-eyed chocobo-head, this account is pretty much for:

Yes. That's my face. :)) OMG I'm not allowed to disclose that either!! O_________O;; OHNOES D:

Anyways... if you're a stranger (or someone with strange intentions *wiggles eyebrows*), then get outta here before I shove my big-ass sword up your ass :)) HAHAHA. WHICH SWORD? x))

I'm a HERO

Whoa, like, holy hell!

First Class SOLDIER Zack Fair Reporting! :))