The classy as fuck party wasn't lame you ass! HEY! If it wasn't for my party you wouldn't have gotten your fancy little game system. Thanks to me you can rot your brain with it.

Wow...you weren't lying about the swimming and the Colin. And here I was thinking he was just a figment of your imagination! Too bad he's not You totally look more into that girl than The Colin, but that could just be me.

Do your parents actually show up for parent weekend?