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[13 Jun 2008|01:33pm] |
Oh god, oh god. I can't even board up the windows so that I can't see them outside. They're everywhere and I ... I don't know what to do. My phone's got no signal, everything's been blinking and the cat's fucking spazzed out.
I'd be scared too if I were her.
Quick update:
-Pineapple is not as effective a weapon as first anticipated.
-Wonder if the school bus mom's in will work as transport. Can't call, maybe I can send a smoke signal.
-First time I've ever run out of Malibu rum because I used it in a Molotov cocktail.
-Think I broke my foot. Better than getting it bitten off, though.
-Apparently they all have teeth like the British Royal family. I'm unsurprised about this.
More to come, provided no pasty-faced bastards chew through my fucking cable line.
[BLITEOTW 2008]
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