Yeah man, shit did get fucked up. They should at least understand that and try to sympathize. Perhaps your tactic of bomb dropping isn't subtle enough. Hahaha. Don't out yourself until you're ready for it.

That shit would totally work though. Parents are stupid, they won't get it until like ten years down the road, can you imagine the look on their faces when they finally put it together like... *light bulb* when she said Frank she meant the little French girl and Matt was Mack! *derp*

Fuckin parents man.