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011

Sun, 23 Jun 2013 00:34:56 GMT

McGonagall must have a thing for me. Why else would she ask me back for ~~A THIRD YEAR~~ a third year in a row to help introduce muggleborn students into wizarding society?

I knew being a sub-par Hogwarts student would always pay off big in the future.

010

Sun, 12 Aug 2012 19:13:51 GMT

I PASSED? I PASSED!

AAAAAHHHHHH LIFE

You are reading the words of a certified professional.

009

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 03:07:26 GMT

AHHHHH!!!!

008

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 22:23:06 GMT

The Gobstones players are talking to me!~~!!!!~~

Final rounds of my certification exams are in a three of weeks!

My new Hogwarts kids are amazing!

And my baby will be here in fourteen days!!

Merlin life is great.

007

Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:51:57 GMT

BABY! WE'RE HAVING A BABY!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!

[DEDALUS] DEDALUS I NEED A JOB NOW HELP ME! [/DEDALUS]

006

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:54:41 GMT

Well......?

005

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 04:39:44 GMT

Just got back from helping my first kid buy all her supplies at Diagon for Hogwarts in September. She started reading her books on the tub ride home-- I don't think I've ever seen someone so excited to learn. She also gave me her lucky ~~penny~~ coin because she said she didn't need it anymore.

I officially love my job.

004

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 01:21:52 GMT

My certificate from UCL just came in the post. It's official-- I'm impressed with myself.

003

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:19:24 GMT

[Dedalus] Dedalus. I need your help. [/Dedalus]

002

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 04:26:23 GMT

[ALICE] Alice. Alice.

You have to help me.

I can't stand it anymore, I can't--- pretend anymore, and sit here quietly for the rest of my life.

Or--

I want to come back. [/ALICE]

001

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 02:53:09 GMT

012

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:03:43 GMT

RJM0861
	MERRIDEW, RALPH, J 13 UNION STREET SWANSEA, WALES DOB: 09-08-1961
	MUGGLEBORN

yeah.

011

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 21:48:58 GMT

Thanks, everyone, for the really nice birthday. Really. I mean it.

010

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:43:21 GMT

I want to do something---- let's do something.

009

Wed, 28 May 2008 13:59:26 GMT

Holy shit people, no one is pregnant--- just stop it already.

008

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:01:31 GMT

[GREASE] I think we should put on another show for Miranda. [/GREASE]

007

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:30:44 GMT

[PRIVATE] Ugh, I just--- of course the week where everything is absolutely batshit crazy to begin with is the week where everything just explodes even further into craziness and I really can't--- her brothers are here all the time, and I can't even--- Grease! Holy hell. I know Phoebe is dying without a full cast, and the dress rehearsal is tonight but I can't just leave here. It's---

She looks so sick.[/PRIVATE]

[PHOEBE] I'll be back for Grease tomorrow, don't worry. ~~I'm sorry.~~ We'll get a standing ovation, I swear.[/PHOEBE]

006

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 20:00:10 GMT

I think--- you should bring Miranda to Mungo's.

005

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:24:28 GMT

Parchment is completely passive agressive.

004

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:56:37 GMT

Real classy, REALLY. I'm floored.

003

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:05:59 GMT

Dedalus, do you have notes from Charms yesterday?

002

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 21:21:45 GMT

[Private] How was I suppose to know that he would get his.... friends to basically break into my parents out and freak the hell out of them? Really. Who even--- is that even possible to think up of? Where the hell did he think up of this? Of course he did it, I know he did it; he's the only one to send rogue bloody wizards to my parents house in the middle of the night and--- just not good.

And it doesn't help that I'm sick of being here already. My own house--- great. With my parents, who have no bloody clue what's going on. Which is better, I guess but,

I'm so stupid. So stupid. Just--- stupid. ~~What am I going to do~~[/Private]

001

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:43:07 GMT

[PRIVATE] Hahaaaa it doesn't matter if my nose is bleeding like crazy and I'm pretty sure it's broken because I finally got that bastard back for once in my life. Take that you crazy---- psychotic--- Slytherin Walden Macnair. I hope I did see his wand snap, oh hell I hope the thing just ripped in half as it went flying across courtyard and over and over and over into some---- black hole of--- oblivion.

Ahhaaaa such a little--- I can't wait to see his black eye and--- get my nose to stop bleeding. Ugh. There's blood all over this thing now. [/PRIVATE]

[DEDALUS] Help? Please? I can't go to Pomfrey. [/DEDALUS]

[MIRANDA] I can't come to rehearsal today. Neither can Dedalus. [/MIRANDA]

[DAVY] I can't come to practice, but you already know that. [/DAVY]

Ahhhh, what a wonderful day.