Friday, June 6th, 2008
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cranium. this is still my community journal though, but if you wanna read about my drab life, that's the place to go! i'm not adding anyone until they add me. :]Thursday, May 29th, 2008
really, this is a dissection of the average female mind:
acceptance - what can i do to put my best face forward? what can i do to grab more attention than the girl next to me? the general aptitude of a woman's mind is great, and that's why we're calculating, bitchy, catty and completely unreasonable. we overanalyze every situation to put ourselves out as victims. we LONG for people to tell us we're pretty. little do we realize that that's all we're really good for until our boobs start to sag. let's all grow up, shall we?
relationships - the average female wants the most out of a man, and ends up severely disappointed. why? because men are mentally weak. and let's face it ladies, if a guy is thinking with his dick, chances are you should be thinking with your vag, and dust your hands off and hope to god you aren't pregnant. if you took me seriously, kindly refrain from reading anymore of my ramblings. i just watched a fifteen minute rant from this youtube girl that i know, and she whined about how NO GUY wants a relationship with her, even though she's cute, talented, and intelligent. newsflash, bitch. desperate women usually land guys that are just looking to take advantage of your cuteness. nobody gives a shit about your brain and/or talent, although if you're wasting your time making youtube videos about your relationship woes, there's a great chance that your talent lies somewhere within the handjob-blowjob realm.
point being, if you're a woman, and you find yourself falling into either one of these categories, we probably shouldn't have any contact, because this shit alone is the reason why i have few female friends.
acceptance - what can i do to put my best face forward? what can i do to grab more attention than the girl next to me? the general aptitude of a woman's mind is great, and that's why we're calculating, bitchy, catty and completely unreasonable. we overanalyze every situation to put ourselves out as victims. we LONG for people to tell us we're pretty. little do we realize that that's all we're really good for until our boobs start to sag. let's all grow up, shall we?
relationships - the average female wants the most out of a man, and ends up severely disappointed. why? because men are mentally weak. and let's face it ladies, if a guy is thinking with his dick, chances are you should be thinking with your vag, and dust your hands off and hope to god you aren't pregnant. if you took me seriously, kindly refrain from reading anymore of my ramblings. i just watched a fifteen minute rant from this youtube girl that i know, and she whined about how NO GUY wants a relationship with her, even though she's cute, talented, and intelligent. newsflash, bitch. desperate women usually land guys that are just looking to take advantage of your cuteness. nobody gives a shit about your brain and/or talent, although if you're wasting your time making youtube videos about your relationship woes, there's a great chance that your talent lies somewhere within the handjob-blowjob realm.
point being, if you're a woman, and you find yourself falling into either one of these categories, we probably shouldn't have any contact, because this shit alone is the reason why i have few female friends.