The celebration of Birthlentine's starts soon! I hope you're all prepared, because you're going to be in for an ass kicking if you're not. This year, I'm not carrying around a watermelon named Katie. Who really doesn't look like a watermelon anymore, thank God.







........I'M FUCKING BORED.

GUYS. I make the absolute BEST gingerbread cookies ANYONE has EVER eaten. I'm such a horrible Jew-

But they are going to be kept under lock and spell until the Puddlemere Christmas Party. Because they are for United taste buds only.

Maybe I'll bring some to those other parties we got invited to, but. Katie's pretty adamant about being exclusive. She's a diva, I know.

( IAN BELL )

I'm such a stud.

I HAVE HIVES ALL OVER AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY!


Oh and I'm a halfblood now. Woot. I must learn the strange ways of being part muggle :O Graeme, Lily, dare to teach me your most mysterious and mugglicious ways?