elizabeth f. fortescue

ringmybell @ 2013-07-31T21:44:00

2013-08-01T01:09:28Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HARRY POTTER!

ringmybell @ 2013-01-12T21:16:00

2013-01-13T01:02:40Z

Well, there goes that.

ringmybell @ 2012-10-15T00:29:00

2012-10-15T03:22:23Z

[REMUS] Hello? Testing 1-2-3? [/REMUS]

Katie is SUPER EXCITED about her Halloween costume! She has been OBSESSED with unicorns since Professor Kettleburn gave her a private lesson with his herd!

ringmybell @ 2012-05-14T21:04:00

2012-05-15T00:13:31Z

[GRAEME] I need your Graeme-ly advice! [GRAEME]

SPRING PHOTOSHOOTS! Katie is the perfect model, but she is willing to share her spotlight. Anyone want some awesome super amazing pictures of their kids? For free! ~~For free?! That was dumb I can't afford-~~

ringmybell @ 2012-01-29T16:48:00

2012-01-29T21:02:25Z

~~Lily's birthday is--~~ My birthday is coming up soon, but...twenty-three? That's...that's just so old. Maybe I'll skip it this year.

ringmybell @ 2011-12-05T23:01:00

2011-12-06T03:20:16Z

I know I still have time, but ~~seeing as I missed it last year~~ as I know I will forget to send them out, you should all be expecting this beauty in the post :)

I think I should start a kids portrait studio! Not that it's hard to make Katie look good, but.

ringmybell @ 2011-09-08T21:52:00

2011-09-09T01:26:42Z

The wireless has been on an absolute roll, I have been dancing around my flat looking like a complete idiot all day.

ringmybell @ 2011-05-28T22:20:00

2011-05-29T01:55:37Z

I bought a camera.

ringmybell @ 2011-04-26T12:14:00

2011-04-26T15:57:06Z

[WARDED TO-----I THINK YOUR NAME WAS RIAN] ~~Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~

I'm not a slut. ~~And I think I left my shoes.~~ [WARDS]

ringmybell @ 2011-03-27T19:40:00

2011-03-27T23:19:20Z

~~So I won't ruin everyone's mood by announcing that it's James Potter's birthday today.~~ So I guess it's as good of a time as ever to announce that Ian and I are getting a divorce. I figure it's better to come from one of us than hearing it in all the tabloids.

Wouldn't you lot have loved to hear that during the playoffs? Sorry, folks. ~~Pretty sure he's getting custody of Katie, before you ask---~~

ringmybell @ 2011-01-30T13:00:00

2011-01-30T17:43:52Z

Today would have been my best friend's twenty-second birthday.

ringmybell @ 2011-01-10T19:02:00

2011-01-10T23:49:00Z

I don't know what's worse, having your entire memory warped or living through this. Somebody shoot me, please. ~~Was that too muggle ugh I'd rather be a mu---~~

TWENTY

2010-02-10T07:03:44Z

I'M HOSTING THE QUIDDITCH AUCTION ON FRIDAY

OOOOH BABY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

LILY ALICE GILLY!!!! We need to pool our money to get ~~DRYSTAN FAWCETT~~ the hottest guy out there!! AND WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT BECAUSE WE ARE MARRIED.

nineteen

2010-01-30T03:26:57Z

Why haven't I pack-backed across Europe?

OH BY THE WAY HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY LILY!! YOU OLD LADY YOU!

eighteen

2009-12-16T18:21:00Z

[IAN] Am I a terrible human being for being happy that someone's dead? I think that makes me a terrible person. ~~But---good, good riddance--~~ [/IAN]

I'm trying to remember if we've had a good month of December in the past few years? What's wrong with the world, wanting to ruin this month of ~~presents and-~~ celebrating life?

seventeenseventeenseventeen

2009-10-14T00:55:00Z

I just got a personalized invite to the QUABBLE fund raiser. ME! Not Ian-Bell's-Beautiful-and-Humble Wife, ME! WWN PERSONALITY LIZ BELL! And the hubby got invited too of course BUT I GOT MY OWN SEPARATE ONE.

CLEARLY THIS MEANS I HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF AWESOME

I know, it's hard to believe.

What should I wear?!

sixteensixteensixteen

2009-07-05T23:35:52Z

~~First James now Graeme, next they're going to think I'm the one who fathered Lily's baby----~~ OH GRAEME, TAKE ME AWAY!

fifteenfifteenfifteen

2009-05-14T03:33:24Z

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

fourteenfourteenfourteen

2009-02-26T05:14:11Z

IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPY? IAN IAN IAN IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPY IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPY PLEASE IAN IAN IAN PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY CAN WE GET A PUPPYIAN PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY PLEASE IAN IAN IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPYIANCANWEPLEASEGETAPUPPYIANIANIANIANIAN

IAN CAN WE PLEASE GET A PUPPY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP???

At least that's how I imagine it going through Katie's head.

thirteenthirteenthirteen

2009-02-10T06:55:14Z

The celebration of Birthlentine's starts soon! I hope you're all prepared, because you're going to be in for an ass kicking if you're not. This year, I'm not carrying around a watermelon named Katie. Who really doesn't look like a watermelon anymore, thank God.

........I'M FUCKING BORED.

twelvetwelvetwelve

2008-12-16T04:22:21Z

GUYS. I make the absolute BEST gingerbread cookies ANYONE has EVER eaten. ~~I'm such a horrible Jew-~~

But they are going to be kept under lock and spell until the Puddlemere Christmas Party. Because they are for United taste buds only.

Maybe I'll bring some to those other parties we got invited to, but. Katie's pretty adamant about being exclusive. She's a diva, I know.

eleveneleveneleven

2008-09-13T16:37:13Z

[IAN BELL] SO I was going to go out yesterday and buy you an awesome present, but then I realized you'd basically be getting a present with your own money, and that's kind of lame, so.

There will be cake when you get home. Homemade.

There will not be a baby in the vicinity. Homemade.

And there will be a scantily clad wife waiting in the foyer. Also homemade ~~I think~~

Act surprised. [/IAN BELL]

I'm such a stud.

tententen

2008-09-08T17:54:55Z

I HAVE HIVES ALL OVER AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY!

Oh and I'm a halfblood now. Woot. I must learn the strange ways of being part muggle :O Graeme, Lily, dare to teach me your most mysterious and mugglicious ways?

nineninenine

2008-07-31T22:15:02Z

[GRYFFINDORS OF 1978]

You all should be getting a scrapbook in the mail ~~I put one in her--~~

eighteighteight

2008-06-22T18:18:22Z

I'M GETTING MARRIED ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!