elizabeth f. fortescue

Thu, 01 Aug 2013 01:09:28 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HARRY POTTER!

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 01:02:40 GMT

Well, there goes that.

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 03:22:23 GMT

[REMUS] Hello? Testing 1-2-3? [/REMUS]

Katie is SUPER EXCITED about her Halloween costume! She has been OBSESSED with unicorns since Professor Kettleburn gave her a private lesson with his herd!

Tue, 15 May 2012 00:13:31 GMT

[GRAEME] I need your Graeme-ly advice! [GRAEME]

SPRING PHOTOSHOOTS! Katie is the perfect model, but she is willing to share her spotlight. Anyone want some awesome super amazing pictures of their kids? For free! ~~For free?! That was dumb I can't afford-~~

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 21:02:25 GMT

~~Lily's birthday is--~~ My birthday is coming up soon, but...twenty-three? That's...that's just so old. Maybe I'll skip it this year.

Tue, 06 Dec 2011 03:20:16 GMT

I know I still have time, but ~~seeing as I missed it last year~~ as I know I will forget to send them out, you should all be expecting this beauty in the post :)

I think I should start a kids portrait studio! Not that it's hard to make Katie look good, but.

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 01:26:42 GMT

The wireless has been on an absolute roll, I have been dancing around my flat looking like a complete idiot all day.

Sun, 29 May 2011 01:55:37 GMT

I bought a camera.

Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:57:06 GMT

[WARDED TO-----I THINK YOUR NAME WAS RIAN] ~~Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~

I'm not a slut. ~~And I think I left my shoes.~~ [WARDS]

Sun, 27 Mar 2011 23:19:20 GMT

~~So I won't ruin everyone's mood by announcing that it's James Potter's birthday today.~~ So I guess it's as good of a time as ever to announce that Ian and I are getting a divorce. I figure it's better to come from one of us than hearing it in all the tabloids.

Wouldn't you lot have loved to hear that during the playoffs? Sorry, folks. ~~Pretty sure he's getting custody of Katie, before you ask---~~

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 17:43:52 GMT

Today would have been my best friend's twenty-second birthday.

Mon, 10 Jan 2011 23:49:00 GMT

I don't know what's worse, having your entire memory warped or living through this. Somebody shoot me, please. ~~Was that too muggle ugh I'd rather be a mu---~~

TWENTY

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 07:03:44 GMT

I'M HOSTING THE QUIDDITCH AUCTION ON FRIDAY

OOOOH BABY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

LILY ALICE GILLY!!!! We need to pool our money to get ~~DRYSTAN FAWCETT~~ the hottest guy out there!! AND WE'RE ALLOWED TO DO THAT BECAUSE WE ARE MARRIED.

nineteen

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 03:26:57 GMT

Why haven't I pack-backed across Europe?

OH BY THE WAY HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY LILY!! YOU OLD LADY YOU!

eighteen

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 18:21:00 GMT

[IAN] Am I a terrible human being for being happy that someone's dead? I think that makes me a terrible person. ~~But---good, good riddance--~~ [/IAN]

I'm trying to remember if we've had a good month of December in the past few years? What's wrong with the world, wanting to ruin this month of ~~presents and-~~ celebrating life?

seventeenseventeenseventeen

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:55:00 GMT

I just got a personalized invite to the QUABBLE fund raiser. ME! Not Ian-Bell's-Beautiful-and-Humble Wife, ME! WWN PERSONALITY LIZ BELL! And the hubby got invited too of course BUT I GOT MY OWN SEPARATE ONE.

CLEARLY THIS MEANS I HAVE REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF AWESOME

I know, it's hard to believe.

What should I wear?!

sixteensixteensixteen

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:35:52 GMT

~~First James now Graeme, next they're going to think I'm the one who fathered Lily's baby----~~ OH GRAEME, TAKE ME AWAY!

fifteenfifteenfifteen

Thu, 14 May 2009 03:33:24 GMT

I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!

fourteenfourteenfourteen

Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:14:11 GMT

IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPY? IAN IAN IAN IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPY IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPY PLEASE IAN IAN IAN PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY CAN WE GET A PUPPYIAN PLEASE PLEASE CAN WE GET A PUPPY A CUTE LITTLE PUPPY PLEASE IAN IAN IAN CAN WE GET A PUPPYIANCANWEPLEASEGETAPUPPYIANIANIANIANIAN

IAN CAN WE PLEASE GET A PUPPY PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHERRY ON TOP???

At least that's how I imagine it going through Katie's head.

thirteenthirteenthirteen

Tue, 10 Feb 2009 06:55:14 GMT

The celebration of Birthlentine's starts soon! I hope you're all prepared, because you're going to be in for an ass kicking if you're not. This year, I'm not carrying around a watermelon named Katie. Who really doesn't look like a watermelon anymore, thank God.

........I'M FUCKING BORED.

twelvetwelvetwelve

Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:22:21 GMT

GUYS. I make the absolute BEST gingerbread cookies ANYONE has EVER eaten. ~~I'm such a horrible Jew-~~

But they are going to be kept under lock and spell until the Puddlemere Christmas Party. Because they are for United taste buds only.

Maybe I'll bring some to those other parties we got invited to, but. Katie's pretty adamant about being exclusive. She's a diva, I know.

eleveneleveneleven

Sat, 13 Sep 2008 16:37:13 GMT

[IAN BELL] SO I was going to go out yesterday and buy you an awesome present, but then I realized you'd basically be getting a present with your own money, and that's kind of lame, so.

There will be cake when you get home. Homemade.

There will not be a baby in the vicinity. Homemade.

And there will be a scantily clad wife waiting in the foyer. Also homemade ~~I think~~

Act surprised. [/IAN BELL]

I'm such a stud.

tententen

Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:54:55 GMT

I HAVE HIVES ALL OVER AND I DO NOT KNOW WHY!

Oh and I'm a halfblood now. Woot. I must learn the strange ways of being part muggle :O Graeme, Lily, dare to teach me your most mysterious and mugglicious ways?

nineninenine

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 22:15:02 GMT

[GRYFFINDORS OF 1978]

You all should be getting a scrapbook in the mail ~~I put one in her--~~

eighteighteight

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 18:18:22 GMT

I'M GETTING MARRIED ON FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!