OY! FABIAN AND ALEX! You need to check off the prospective victims invites to a real and true Gryffindor men stag night. I'm not sure they're up to the challenge.

Dobbs (the big hitwizard one)
Pennifold (the nerdy one)
Dodderidge (the littlest one)
Davies (the male one)
Pamplemoss (the pompous one)



And then there's Graeme, but we don't really need the bachelor for a stag night, right?

ARCHIBALD IS HERE!

Waking up at two in the morning has never been sweeter!

Of course I have a million pictures, please let me introduce the world to the newest Goldstein

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Awesome Goldstein?

Super Awesome Goldstein.

[Insert really Jewish name here?] Goldstein?

I'm stuck.


Oh! And I got a job at the Prophet! Go me!