Mary Jane's Last Dance

My professors hate me.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:15:44 GMT

Four papers due all on the same day? FUCK ME.

You are trying to kill my liver AND my sanity at the same time. Well, try and catch me, coppers, you ain't gonna stop me!

I want to go do cool stuff. Please let hell week be over!

Dorkus Amorkus.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Mon, 04 Oct 2010 21:30:17 GMT

Yup. So I went and got a Triforce tattoo. It is most awesome.

>

I'm also getting the framework down for the Otakon trip we plan to make next summer. Since most of my friends live near that neck of the woods, why not? It'll be kind of a last hurrah for me as far as cons go, so I want to go out with a bang.

Activities include:
pub crawling!
laughing at fat dudes in sailor moon costumes!
dressing in costume!
acting out of character in said costume! (did someone say Jay and Silent Bob rap! I think so!)
movie night!
karaoke and guitar hero!
and so much more!

It's going to be a blast. I'm going as the Lone Wanderer (Fallout 3). One of my good friends is going as Butch Deloria (also Fallout 3). Hopefully we'll have a motley crew of characters by the end of this. Also I get to put my rudimentary sewing skills into action! Hurray!

Come hang out with the biggest, funnest (is that a word? well it is now!) old dorks in the universe. :)

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:47:52 GMT

Guess who's back? Back again...

You finish the rest.

(sidenote: i redid everything in my userinfo. y'all gotta be shitting me, i can't possibly be the only one here who likes gordon ramsay and fallout.)

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:04:48 GMT

Love and appreciate your parents, because you'll never know when one of them will depart from this world.

Love you, Mama, always will. October 5, 1954 - September 25, 2009

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:28:12 GMT

Eh, I'm not sure I'm going to use this thing anymore. I just can't be arsed anymore, and well, it's easier to keep up with my facebook. If you want to keep up with me, feel free to add me over there as a friend. I'll still keep this thing for past posterity though.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 01:54:11 GMT

Ganked the animation meme because I have a penchant for journal filler. :)

ANIMATION MEME
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Strike what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral

CLASSIC DISNEY
-------------------------------
[X] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[X] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[X] Bambi (1942)
[X] Cinderella (1950)
[X] Dumbo (1941)
[X] Fantasia (1940)
[X] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[X] Mary Poppins (1964)
[X] Peter Pan (1953)
[X] Pinocchio (1940)
[X] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[X] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[X] Song of the South (1946)
13/13

DISNEY'S DARK AGE
-------------------------------
[X] The Aristocats (1970)
[X] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[X] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[X] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[X] The Jungle Book (1967)
[X] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[X] Oliver and Company (1986)
[X] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[X] The Rescuers (1977)
[X] Robin Hood (1973)
~~[X] The Sword In The Stone (1963)~~
11/11

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
-------------------------------
[X] Aladdin (1992)
[X] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[X] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[X] Hercules (1997)
[X] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[X] The Lion King (1994)
[X] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[X] Mulan (1998)
~~[X] Pocahontas (1995)~~
[X] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[X] Tarzan (1999)
11/11

DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
-------------------------------
[ ] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[ ] Bolt (2008)
[ ] Brother Bear (2003)
[ ] Chicken Little (2005)
[ ] Dinosaur (2000)
[ ] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[X] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004)
[X] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[ ] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[ ] Treasure Planet (2002)
2/11 (Yeah, I gave up on Disney largely during the early 2000's)

PIXAR
-------------------------------
[X] A Bug's Life (1998)
[ ] Cars (2006)
[X] Finding Nemo (2003)
[X] The Incredibles (2004)
[ ] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[ ] Ratatouille (2007)
[X] Toy Story (1995)
[X] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[X] Wall-E (2008)
6/9

DON BLUTH
-------------------------------
[X] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[X] An American Tail (1986)
[X] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[X] Anastasia (1997)
[X] The Land Before Time (1988)
[ ] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[X] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[X] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[X] Thumbelina (1994)
[X] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)
9/11

CLAYMATION
-------------------------------
[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[X] Chicken Run (2000)
[ ] Corpse Bride (2005)
[X] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[X] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
[X] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[ ] Coraline (2009)
4/7

CGI GLUT
-------------------------------
[X] Antz (1998)
[ ] Happy Feet (2006)
[O] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[ ] Madagascar (2005)
[ ] Monster House (2006)
[ ] Over the Hedge (2006)
[O] The Polar Express (2004)
[X] Shrek (2001)
[X] Shrek 2 (2004)
[ ] Shrek The Third (2007)
5/10

IMPORTS
-------------------------------
[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[X] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[X] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[X] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[X] Watership Down (1978)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[X] Yellow Submarine (1968)
5/9

STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
-------------------------------
[X] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[X] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[X] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[X] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[X] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[X] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[X] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[X] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[X] Only Yesterday (1991)
[X] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[X] Porco Rosso (1992)
[X] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[X] Spirited Away (2002)
[X] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
14/14

SATOSHI KON
-------------------------------
[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[X] Paprika (2006)
[X] Perfect Blue (1999)
[X] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" part (1995)
3/5

SHINKAI MAKOTO
-------------------------------
[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[X] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
1/4

OTHER ANIME FILMS
-------------------------------
[X] Akira (1989)
[ ] Appleseed (2004)
[ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[X] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[X] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[X] End of Evangelion (1997)
[ ] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[X] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[X] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[X] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[ ] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[X] Project A-ko (1986)
[ ] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[ ] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[ ] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987) (LOL HENTAI)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[ ] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)
8/31

CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
-------------------------------
[ ] American Pop (1981)
[X] The Animatrix (2003)
[X] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[X] Cool World (1992)
[ ] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[ ] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[ ] Fire & Ice (1983)
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[X] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[ ] Lady Death (2004)
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[X] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)
5/16

OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
-------------------------------
[X] Animal Farm (1954)
[ ] Animalympics (1980)
~~[X] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie (2007)~~ (except for the first ten minutes, everything else was crap)
[X] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[X] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[ ] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[X] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[X] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[X] Fern Gully (1992)
[X] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[X] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[X] The Hobbit (1977)
[X] The Iron Giant (1999)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
~~[X] Lord of the Rings (1978)~~
[X] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992)
[X] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[X] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[ ] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[ ] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[ ] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[ ] Rock & Rule (1983)
[X] Space Jam (1996)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[ ] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[X] The Swan Princess (1994)
[ ] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[ ] Wizards (1977)
[X] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009)
[X] Balto (1995)
[X] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
19/35

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 05:24:05 GMT

I came back from my trip to Richmond to visit my family a week ago. Every time I go up there, I see that so much is changing. The West End of Richmond's suburbs has grown massive (practically a city in itself now). Two of my little cousins have had babies. My baby sister (baby, hell, she's nearly fifteen god i feel so old) is so tall now.

And my mom looked a lot worse than when I saw her last year.

For those that don't know, my mom has cancer. She has an aggressive strain of cancer that started as breast cancer and has now spread to her bones in her ribs. She's now out of work on disability because she can't get out of bed a lot of days. Her bag of drugs is about as large as a small carry-on bag. She's lost all of her hair again. She has a tumor growing out of her chest that they can't operate on because she's too weak to go through surgery again.

Through all of this, she's a fucking soldier. I don't know if I could keep my head as high as she does were I placed in her situation.

It's nice to see my middle sister has grown up quite a bit. She's the biggest rebel out of the three of us and I think she's taking Mom's illness the hardest. She hides behind a tough-girl image but she's real fragile on the inside. I can relate; I don't like showing my weaknesses, either. She poured her heart out to me the final day I took her out shopping (technically, she took ME out, but I say that because she has her learner's permit and needed an adult to accompany her). She's scared as hell and I believe it. I'm scared, too.

I also hung out with my friends quite a bit as well, including meeting up with a friend that I haven't seen in years. We did that meetup at Capital Ale House (they have THE best burgers omg) with seven of us. Brittany and I hung out quite a bit, including going to Carytown and seeing what our mall looked like now (it's coming back thank goodness). Josh and I hung out at his pub with a couple of our friends and we had a blast.

I can't wait to go back later this year :)

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 07:16:29 GMT

Haha, I don't know if this is ancient news or not, but remember GJ?

Yeah, uh, it's gone now.

Like anyone cares now, but those were some good times.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:43:58 GMT

Ahahaha I have just realized it's been two months since I updated this thing. Good grief, that's about as often as I go on Myspace. Neglect much?

The Museum of Failure is open to the public for all to see its wonders, for they never cease.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 05:48:33 GMT

I've decided that I am now a historian of failure.

Let's make it a title. sexandpolitics, Historian of Failure.

Going in-depth into the history of the Titanic was my first foray into historical fail, in 1998. Then I dived into the history of Yugoslavia and the Balkan Peninsula a year later. Nowadays, I've taken an interest in decaying cities, dead malls and the intricacies of why things become as fucked-up as they do. The set-up for failure, so to speak.

Dunno why failure has always been interesting to me. Maybe it's to make sure we don't repeat it. Maybe I just like knowing the whys and hows of why something so great could fall so far.

Since I don't use this journal all that much (it often gets overlooked in favor of facebook), I might as well put it to good use! I'm going to start writing miniature essays on examples of modern (post-'60s) failure, if only for my own amusement.

The first one will be about the colossal botch of downtown St. Petersburg's "premier" shopping center that's now in foreclosure, Baywalk.
The second one will be about the forgotten Pinellas Square Mall in Pinellas Park, FL.

Eventually I'll get around to Dubai, which is currently setting itself up for a humongous bust.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 21:20:03 GMT

If I was a musician, I'd be a genius. But I don't know how to play a note.

i think i just use this journal for memes lol

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:05:24 GMT

Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and ~~tag 10 people~~ whoever wants to do this can do this. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real . . . nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: Sarah
2. A four letter word: shot
3. A boy's name: Scott
4. A girl's name: Samantha
5. An occupation: social worker
6. A color: sepia
7. Something you wear: shirt (don't we all?)
9. A food: smoked ham
10. Something found in the bathroom: shampoo
11. A place: St. Petersburg
12. A reason for being late: Skateboarding kids were in my way *shakes cane*
13. Something you shout: SHIT!
14. A movie title: Superbad
15. Something you drink: St. Bernardus Abt. 12 (it's one of the most delicious beers ever)
16. A musical group: Smashing Pumpkins
17. An animal: Squirrel
18. A street name: South Howard Ave.
19. A type of car: Saturn
20. The title of a song: "Shut Up And Drive" - Deftones

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godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 08:37:40 GMT

Our economy sucks.

Goodbye, Circuit City. God bless the awesome TV sales you guys had, it's how we got our sweet HDTV. I also remember getting my super-special edition Clerks boxset from you (I think it's out of print now I think) and you guys were the only ones that had it at a reasonable price (or had it at all). It'll be sad to see you go, especially since you were based in my hometown of Richmond. :(

Also, sayonara Steve and Barry's. With your closing, you have made University Mall look a lot more creepier now, and it was kinda dank (and creepy in some spots of the mall) to begin with.

Other things that are in their death throes (keep on the lookout):

FYE -- the FYE in University Mall in Tampa is closing and had everything in their store at half-off. It was pretty picked through, but we managed to leave with six movies: The Blues Brothers, The Simpsons Movie, The Orphanage, the special-edition Dogma, Goldmember and Knocked Up. I thought it was closing because it's in University Mall (it's kinda ghetto), but apparently FYE is closing a bunch of their stores and is on its last legs.

Borders -- yes, Borders too. I'm hearing that Borders' profitability is terrible. I'm also hearing that benefits for their employees have been cut dramatically and are next to nil at this point.

Sears -- It ain't doing so hot right now. I'm pretty sure they'll rebound eventually, even with the inevitable losses and store closures. Because it's Sears. But things aren't the way they used to be. However KMart (which is owned by Sears) may be another story. They are in great risk of disappearing completely.

I think I need to go to sleep now. :(

Hey y'all, Krispy Kreme supports OBAMA AND HORRIFIC BABY MURDERZ OMFGZ

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:11:54 GMT

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3057573

Woohoo for abortion, then, Krispy Kreme rules. Especially their hot donuts. If you have never had a hot glazed *snicker* Krispy Kreme donut, you may not have fully experienced life yet.

Go get your free donut on the 20th.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:53:50 GMT

Perks from the last couple of days --

Yesterday: I had a lady compliment me, saying I looked just like one of the models from fashion magazines, and that she loved my delicate Southern accent :)

Day before yesterday: It was around closing time, and it was time for me to start hustling people out of the store. There was a lady with her husband, and they needed help with cough medicine. Instead, we all started chit-chatting. The lady said that when she was reincarnated, she would be young and beautiful like me. I told her she was already good-looking. The husband asked me to guess her age. I guessed in the low-to-mid thirties. Turns out she was 47. Shit, when I'm 47, I want to look like that.

This is posted to remind myself that not all people are shitheels.

some silly icon meme

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 23:08:31 GMT

MAH ICONS.

default	oldest	newest


saddest	happiest	angriest


cutest	sexiest	funniest


fave ship	fave fandom	fave animated


best quote	best textless	best stolen idea


use the most	favorite

HOW MANY ICONS DO YOU HAVE: 69 (lmao)
OUT OF HOW MANY AVAILABLE ICONS SPACES: 300 (THIS IS SPARTA!)
IF YOU COULD BUY SPACE FOR MORE, WOULD YOU: At the moment, probably not
DO YOUR ICONS MAKE A STATEMENT: I'm not quite sure. I think my "burn the rich" one does.
WHAT FANDOM DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: The Venture Bros. (does that count as a "fandom"?)
AND THE SECOND MOST: that animated Washington video (I... don't think that counts)
WHAT SHIP DO YOU HAVE THE MOST ICONS OF: A what? Uh, I think Tugger is in the background of the South Park Russell Crowe one. I think. I should make a Titanic one.
ARE YOUR ICONS MADE MOSTLY BY OTHER PEOPLE: Some of them are, but most of them are mine, and are just screencaps, really
DO YOU MAKE ICONS: If "screencaps cut down to 100x100" count, then yes
ARE THEY ANY GOOD: I don't really spend eight million hours adding filters to 100x100 pictures like fat old people load up their trays at the Golden Corral, if that's what "good" means. But I like my screencaps >:(
ANIMATED ICONS ARE: annoying most of the time, but can be good if there isn't too much shit going on

DO THE MEME.
Coding can be found here

Horror movies don't scare me. This does.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:50:32 GMT

THIS. This was a mall in one of Chicago's many blighted suburbs that the infamous chase scene for The Blues Brothers was filmed in. Wasn't that wild? (And if you haven't seen it, shame on you. Go to Blockbuster or rent it on Netflix or something). The mall recently shuttered its doors when the production company for the movie leased it in 1979.

It's 2009, and it's still rotting there, 30 years later. Dixie never knew hair metal, it did not know that Ronald Reagan was to be the succeeding president, it never witnessed the horrors of the Challenger explosion (or the Columbia, for that matter). Chernobyl was just a funny-sounding thing to it. It did not know who Madonna was. It didn't even know who Van Halen was. "It's the economy, stupid" helped this place not one bit -- that happened 13 years later.

I can't believe that a city would allow something large like this to decay for 25-30 years. It's incredible, really. Take a look at the pictures in the first link, taken by brave, brave urbexers. They're creepy as fuck. Very Silent Hill-esque. (Silent Hill 3. It was the scariest.)

I need to go look at pictures of kittens and puppies before I go to sleep.

the movie quote meme

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:53:54 GMT

Everyone should know the rules for these things by now. :P

1. "Oh, you. You just couldn't let me go, could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You are truly incorruptible, aren't you? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness. I won't kill you because you're just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever."

2. "When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like eight percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."

3. "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets."

4. "1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it."

5. "Well, make more fucking money. This is America. You don't make money, then you're a fucking douchebag."

6. "You're going to meet the most extraordinary men, the sexiest, brightest, funniest men, and you're going to fall in love with so many of them, and you won't know until the end of your life who your greatest friends were or your greatest love was."

7. "Dear God, make me a bird. So I can fly far, far away from here."

~~8. "I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well, I might be showing her my O-face."~~ Office Space

9. "Don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded."

10. "And it is said that the princess returned to her father's kingdom. That she reigned there with justice and a kind heart for many centuries. That she was loved by her people. And that she left behind small traces of her time on Earth, visible only to those who know where to look." Pan's Labyrinth

The captain goes down with the ship.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 05:20:44 GMT

Hey guys? You're safer staying here. Defecting to LiveJournal may not be an option for much longer.

Thoughts?

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Welp, happy new year to you all! I'm currently in preparation for a chillax New Years' Eve at a friend's house -- lots of drinking, good flicks, good times and delicious food (made by all of us!) ahoy! I'm bringing pico de gallo for chips :D

I'm stoked at one bargain I got during those after-Christmas sales -- I got a hot pink silk dress at Express that was originally $168 for $12. The planets really aligned for that one. :)

Today's my hubby's birthday so we're going out to PF Chang's later. Nom nom nom.

Runnin' down a nightmare

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:30:46 GMT

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/28339373/

Oh, Lions. You are the epitome of failure. Even though my Saints have been eliminated from contention, we set new team records today and we fucked youse guys up. It was NFL playing against a junior varsity team really

Congrats on being the first 0-15 team in history, now go all the way. It's the only way you can rebuild. Hey, my baseball team was a win-sucking hopeless cesspool of draft busts and past-their-prime players once, too.

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:13:24 GMT

In honor of the perfect showcase from two days ago, I now present the opposite effect, which I dub One Of The Best Price Is Right Clips Of All Time.

Watch this and see how much of a dumbass this broad is. I wonder if she knows how to put her clothes on in the morning.

Perfect showcase?!?!

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:53:27 GMT

Today history was made on The Price Is Right. In today's showcase, the guy made a PERFECT bid, something which has never been done. Note also that earlier on the show, he got the item for bid price perfect too. Nuts!

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:45:57 GMT

I rewatched The Dark Knight last night, and I have to say, while I loved Iron Man, The Dark Knight blows it out of the water. I was heavily buzzing (borderline drunk) while watching it last night, and all this philosophical stuff started bubbling to the surface of my brain, and right there and then I had the genius idea to write an essay about that movie and thought processes of humanity.

Thesis: One of the exchanges between Batman and Two-Face:
Batman: "He wanted to prove that even someone as good as you could fall."
Two-Face: "And he was right."

The psychology nerd in me has got a raging boner. Yes, I know that sounds dirty in more than one way, but seriously XD

Boredom, brought to you by the letter B and the word "ennui".

godandparliament@yahoo.com — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 06:35:49 GMT

Do you guys like to have fun? Sure you do, unless you're soulless.

Then come check this shit out.

If enough of you are interesting in playing (it gets addictive from the get-go), I can make us a special group to be in :D