THIS has been the longest/shortest week EVER. LONGEST because I am so bloody tired that I can barely pull myself up and out of bed because MERLIN there was so much done this week----BYYY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN, GILLIAN BONES!!! As if I didn't say that a million times at the reception but STILL! WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW? Oh wait you don't have to comment it's your HONEYMOON you should be paying attention to mooooore important things!

It is also the SHORTEST because I have sooooooooooooooo much crap to do for Grease WHICH IS, IF YOU ALL HAVEN'T BEEN COUNTING DOWN---less than THREE WEEKS AWAY. Let me repeat:

LESS THAN THREE WEEKS

So on Tuesday rehearsals are going to be every day after dinner until eight-thirty and I know I know it's crazy but there's so much blocking to do and final costume fittings and sets and lighting and programs and I still have to get up all the advertisement and PHOEBE SMETHWYCK BETTER BE AN AWESOME STAGE MANAGER AND MAKE SURE I DON'T DIE FROM ALL OF THIS.

Definitely the most longest/shortest week ever. I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL----


My braaaaaaaaaaaain is going to exploooooooooooooooode! RALPH, COME OVER QUICKLY!