Oh my God
What the hell am I going to do with--
My husband is going to------------

I think S.E.T.M.A.C. just bought an eel farm. Tell me this wasn't a bad idea Awesome, right?

I'm really glad I'm not an ACTUAL whale, because if I had to go through a FULL YEAR OR MORE OF PREGNANCY I think I would kill someone.

Someone's named Fredrick who made me the giant creature I am today. BRIONY BE A GOOD GIRL AND COME NOW

Pregnancy does not suit me at all. I'm never doing this again. EVER. That means NO MORE SEX FREDRICK

OH! Who wants to help me move SETMAC to its new office in Diagon Alley? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmm?

I bet I could get my lovely sister-in-law Greta to bake you something goooood!