*Girls are bloody insane and should be locked up far away from civilization.




* = referring to the latest batch of idiot women. If you feel like you haven't done anything that may have brought our sex back fifty years, then please ignore this journal entry.

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Juliet, Caradoc. Uncle Roderick. I hate my parents

I'm extending an invitation to the newly instated Dearborn family dinners. Which are supposed to honor our dearly departed.

Please don't kill the messenger.

Everyone wants a SETMAC t-shirt, right? Don't you all remember how big of a hit the buttons were?

Good news everyone, we've still got 261 Valentine-Free days left in the year. Give or take a few weeks for all the bogus advertisements. Enjoy it while you can!