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004

2014-02-25T02:59:09Z

I am growing fat because of crêpes. There could be worse things, no?

superbad @ 2013-07-13T23:21:00

2013-07-14T02:53:30Z

[THERESE] I may be in Japan. [/THERESE]

[ADIAN] I may be in Japan with Dianna Dobbs. [/ADIAN]

What time is it?

002

2013-06-28T02:43:27Z

Well, I have joined the working force! Who knows how long my wandering mind will be able to manage, but to pay the rent, I believe I shall be able to persevere.

Interning in the Department of International Magical Cooperation should prove interesting, yes?

001

2013-04-28T05:08:08Z

I believe I shall host an event. A party, of sorts! I never did get a proper Welcome Home celebration.

superbad @ 2012-04-13T23:34:00

2012-04-14T02:41:44Z

I may have broken Fredrick's hand yesterday, but it was worth it:

superbad @ 2012-03-13T21:27:00

2012-03-14T00:38:40Z

Hope you like changing diapers Freddy boy, because I am going to sit here in my big comfy chair and not do a damn thing until this kid is ready to pop out. Okay? Okay.

thirty

2011-08-21T19:18:08Z

What's a super cute way to tell your husband and family you're pregnant again?

twenty-nine

2011-05-21T01:24:46Z

FREDRICK! I think I want to have another baby, hurry up and let's have sex before the feeling passes!

twenty-eight

2011-03-21T03:17:27Z

The S.E.T.M.A.C. Eel & Aquatic Animal Range & Therapy Habitat (a.k.a. E.A.A.R.T.H.!) is now open for business! Picked the first day of spring for this great achievement! ~~Of course, 95% of our animals are eels, but---you know. Eels are cool!~~ Everyone should come on down! Free eel balloon animals for everyone!

And while we're on the topic of new ventures, Fredrick, I wanted to discuss this hypothetical sibling of Briony's you mentioned once before.

twenty-seven

2011-01-22T07:31:51Z

Oh my God
What the hell am I going to do with--
My husband is going to------------

I think S.E.T.M.A.C. just bought an eel farm. ~~Tell me this wasn't a bad idea~~ Awesome, right?

superbad @ 2010-06-22T08:01:00

2010-06-22T11:58:39Z

I AM GOING TO DIE

twenty-six

2010-05-18T22:44:14Z

I'm really glad I'm not an ACTUAL whale, because if I had to go through a FULL YEAR OR MORE OF PREGNANCY I think I would kill someone.

Someone's named Fredrick who made me the giant creature I am today. ~~BRIONY BE A GOOD GIRL AND COME NOW~~

twenty-five

2010-04-08T19:49:31Z

BRIONY?

AndmaybeIlikeThadeashutup

twenty-four

2010-03-30T01:19:16Z

Pregnancy does not suit me at all. I'm never doing this again. EVER. ~~That means NO MORE SEX FREDRICK~~

OH! Who wants to help me move SETMAC to its new office in Diagon Alley? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmm?

I bet I could get my lovely sister-in-law Greta to bake you something goooood!

twenty-three

2010-01-13T20:08:10Z

Okay. So it's kind of cute.

TWENTY-TWO!

2009-12-26T01:42:25Z

FREDRICK WOKE UP THIS MORNING

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

twenty-one

2009-12-03T17:37:50Z

I'm pregnant, it's a girl, ~~my life is over~~, due in June.

Get me some bloody ~~chicken---I AM A VEGETARIAN DAMN THIS LITTLE---THING---~~ pickles.

superbad @ 2009-11-20T14:24:00

2009-11-20T19:35:29Z

[FRIENDS & FAMILY] Our flat got broken into last night by death eaters. We're both in the hospital--Fredrick's in a magically induced coma and I'm~~---~~ fine. Just a few bumps.

Don't know what the fuck is going on other than that. [/FRIENDS & FAMILY]

twenty

2009-11-13T08:57:22Z

Ugh. I need to puke.

nineteen

2009-09-30T18:25:11Z

[PRIVATE] So the invitations have gone out, and I still haven't heard from my brother ~~I don't know if I can do this if he's not---~~ I just---I SHOULD NOT CARE BUT I DO. ARRRRRRRGH!!!!! [/PRIVATE]

See, I knew I'd manage to have lions and tigers and bears at my wedding. Oh my!

eighteen

2009-08-29T02:53:56Z

This was the least fancy/frilly/ugly one my mother would allow to be sent out I swear she's not even going to make it I'm going to have to kill her with all this---tulle

seveteen

2009-07-26T04:48:26Z

My engagement ring is prettier than yours.

sixteen

2009-06-30T04:15:37Z

With the summer weather and the increasing rain creating puddles of great egg-planting material, I have decided to start my next campaign.

Save the Mosquitoes!

The next time you swat down one of these innocent bugs think about the full finality of your action: while you'll only itch for a few ~~days~~ minutes, that poor bug's life has ended ~~In your hands--,~~ by your hands. Literally.

fifteen

2009-05-04T03:49:21Z

Well, it's official. My boyfriend is pretty bad-ass.

fourteen

2009-03-27T17:46:10Z

[ADAMINA] So, stupid question. I mean, really stupid. So stupid that--I don't even know why I'm asking, because I feel like I already know the answer but I think this is something you're supposed to talk to your friends about and I figure that I dunno I just assumed this would be the right way to go about it and.

Oy. Just--how did you tellTimoranyonereallythatyoulovedthem? It's stupid. [/ADAMINA]

SPRING IS HERE. A week late, but nonetheless.

This is exciting.