l o u i s

004

Tue, 25 Feb 2014 02:59:09 GMT

I am growing fat because of crêpes. There could be worse things, no?

Sun, 14 Jul 2013 02:53:30 GMT

[THERESE] I may be in Japan. [/THERESE]

[ADIAN] I may be in Japan with Dianna Dobbs. [/ADIAN]

What time is it?

002

Fri, 28 Jun 2013 02:43:27 GMT

Well, I have joined the working force! Who knows how long my wandering mind will be able to manage, but to pay the rent, I believe I shall be able to persevere.

Interning in the Department of International Magical Cooperation should prove interesting, yes?

001

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 05:08:08 GMT

I believe I shall host an event. A party, of sorts! I never did get a proper Welcome Home celebration.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 02:41:44 GMT

I may have broken Fredrick's hand yesterday, but it was worth it:

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:38:40 GMT

Hope you like changing diapers Freddy boy, because I am going to sit here in my big comfy chair and not do a damn thing until this kid is ready to pop out. Okay? Okay.

thirty

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 19:18:08 GMT

What's a super cute way to tell your husband and family you're pregnant again?

twenty-nine

Sat, 21 May 2011 01:24:46 GMT

FREDRICK! I think I want to have another baby, hurry up and let's have sex before the feeling passes!

twenty-eight

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 03:17:27 GMT

The S.E.T.M.A.C. Eel & Aquatic Animal Range & Therapy Habitat (a.k.a. E.A.A.R.T.H.!) is now open for business! Picked the first day of spring for this great achievement! ~~Of course, 95% of our animals are eels, but---you know. Eels are cool!~~ Everyone should come on down! Free eel balloon animals for everyone!

And while we're on the topic of new ventures, Fredrick, I wanted to discuss this hypothetical sibling of Briony's you mentioned once before.

twenty-seven

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 07:31:51 GMT

Oh my God
What the hell am I going to do with--
My husband is going to------------

I think S.E.T.M.A.C. just bought an eel farm. ~~Tell me this wasn't a bad idea~~ Awesome, right?

Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:58:39 GMT

I AM GOING TO DIE

twenty-six

Tue, 18 May 2010 22:44:14 GMT

I'm really glad I'm not an ACTUAL whale, because if I had to go through a FULL YEAR OR MORE OF PREGNANCY I think I would kill someone.

Someone's named Fredrick who made me the giant creature I am today. ~~BRIONY BE A GOOD GIRL AND COME NOW~~

twenty-five

Thu, 08 Apr 2010 19:49:31 GMT

BRIONY?

AndmaybeIlikeThadeashutup

twenty-four

Tue, 30 Mar 2010 01:19:16 GMT

Pregnancy does not suit me at all. I'm never doing this again. EVER. ~~That means NO MORE SEX FREDRICK~~

OH! Who wants to help me move SETMAC to its new office in Diagon Alley? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmmm?

I bet I could get my lovely sister-in-law Greta to bake you something goooood!

twenty-three

Wed, 13 Jan 2010 20:08:10 GMT

Okay. So it's kind of cute.

TWENTY-TWO!

Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:42:25 GMT

FREDRICK WOKE UP THIS MORNING

IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

twenty-one

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:37:50 GMT

I'm pregnant, it's a girl, ~~my life is over~~, due in June.

Get me some bloody ~~chicken---I AM A VEGETARIAN DAMN THIS LITTLE---THING---~~ pickles.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:35:29 GMT

[FRIENDS & FAMILY] Our flat got broken into last night by death eaters. We're both in the hospital--Fredrick's in a magically induced coma and I'm~~---~~ fine. Just a few bumps.

Don't know what the fuck is going on other than that. [/FRIENDS & FAMILY]

twenty

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:57:22 GMT

Ugh. I need to puke.

nineteen

Wed, 30 Sep 2009 18:25:11 GMT

[PRIVATE] So the invitations have gone out, and I still haven't heard from my brother ~~I don't know if I can do this if he's not---~~ I just---I SHOULD NOT CARE BUT I DO. ARRRRRRRGH!!!!! [/PRIVATE]

See, I knew I'd manage to have lions and tigers and bears at my wedding. Oh my!

eighteen

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 02:53:56 GMT

This was the least fancy/frilly/ugly one my mother would allow to be sent out I swear she's not even going to make it I'm going to have to kill her with all this---tulle

seveteen

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:48:26 GMT

My engagement ring is prettier than yours.

sixteen

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 04:15:37 GMT

With the summer weather and the increasing rain creating puddles of great egg-planting material, I have decided to start my next campaign.

Save the Mosquitoes!

The next time you swat down one of these innocent bugs think about the full finality of your action: while you'll only itch for a few ~~days~~ minutes, that poor bug's life has ended ~~In your hands--,~~ by your hands. Literally.

fifteen

Mon, 04 May 2009 03:49:21 GMT

Well, it's official. My boyfriend is pretty bad-ass.

fourteen

Fri, 27 Mar 2009 17:46:10 GMT

[ADAMINA] So, stupid question. I mean, really stupid. So stupid that--I don't even know why I'm asking, because I feel like I already know the answer but I think this is something you're supposed to talk to your friends about and I figure that I dunno I just assumed this would be the right way to go about it and.

Oy. Just--how did you tellTimoranyonereallythatyoulovedthem? It's stupid. [/ADAMINA]

SPRING IS HERE. A week late, but nonetheless.

This is exciting.