pyrateamie@gmail.com — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:07:55 GMT

If I catch anyone being rude to Emma today, then just be aware that there's going to be hell to pay.

I don't make light threats. Everyone should be treated like gold on their birthday, obviously.

Happy birthday, baby!

[Emma]
I love you so much Ems. I know you got your present yesterday, but I've got something to show you later, so like.. don't freak out while you wait. Patience, okay? Seriously.

Ice cream cake, right?

[Leland]
Do you think that Eddie would like to go to the museum of natural history? I mean.. there's a dinosaur exhibit right now. That's why I'm taking Emma. And they have other kids things there..

She could learn a thing or two. And Emma's excellent with children.

[Mars]
I ~~need~~ want your help, to throw a party for Emma's birthday this weekend.. I was thinking maybe at the summer house? Dad's gone away, and mom shouldn't be there, unless Jacque is there cleaning the pool and the yard for the season.. ugh gross.

And by you helping me plan this, I mean that I do the planning and inviting and you just do things like.. buy the liquor and make sure no one dies. You and your friends aren't turning this into some rager.

Call it a curse, if you can't handle my worst, you ain't getting my best.