Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

I made macros!

For Puck:


And, my personal favorite:

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Thursday, April 9th, 2009

Grr! Argh!

My foot is a zombie.

No, really.

April 6th: Turkey? by Shel Silverstein )

April 7th: Since There's No Help, by Michael Drayton )

April 8th: Excerpt from Mr. Mistoffelees, by TS Eliot )

And finally...April 9th: Old Sorrel Mare Turning More and More Roan, by Paul Zarzyski )
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Monday, March 2nd, 2009

I just giggled myself stupid because of this.

Hands up all who now desperately want a Discworld/Doctor Who crossover with Jack and Nanny Ogg.
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

some silliness before class

Ladies and gentlemen, I present THE BADGER MARK SHEPPARD SONG!

Oh Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger



VILLAIN! A VILLAIN! Oooooh he's a villain!


ETA: On the second repeat, instead of VILLAIN, you sing:

COP! A COP! Ooooh, he's a cop!
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Monday, December 29th, 2008

Pris and I are weird.

me says:
...and suddenly all is quiet...
Pris says:
*crickets chirp*
me says:
*crickets play tiny violins*
Pris says:
*crickets start four-piece jazz band*
me says:
*crickets organize world tour*
Pris says:
*aphids declare everlasting love for crickets and go out of their freaking minds cheering for them whenever they're spotted in public*
Me says:
*crickets go on the Grasshopper Sullivan Show*
Pris says:
*leader of the crickets dies in tragic airplane accident*
Me says:
*aphid fan writes hit song about lead cricket's death*
Pris says:
*decades later, Weird Al writes parody of Star Wars: Episode 1 to aphid's song*
me says:
*due to Weird Al Effect, everybody thinks it's the original*
Pris says:
*and there was much rejoicing*
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Wednesday, September 24th, 2008

Epic Cover Fail.

Take a look at this cover. That is A Civil Campaign, one of the more recent books in the Miles Vorkosigan saga. Looks like an okay cover, doesn't it? Kind of cheesy, but hey.

Now realize that the couple in the center is meant to be Miles and Ekatarin. Now remember that Miles Vorkosigan is four foot nine. Now remember that Miles should therefore be on an eye level with Ekatarin's breasts and thus looking at them far more obviously. As if that's possible.

Also remember that neither Ekatarin nor Cordelia is blonde, but that's neither here nor there (black-haired and redhead, respectively, in case you're curious. Even more egregious because "roan-red hair" is one of Cordelia's stock descriptions).
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Friday, September 5th, 2008

I... um.

Holy whore house? And here I thought Dan Brown had the weirdest take on Mary Magdalene.

Anyone brave enough to download the prologue and give it a read? For science, my friends, for science!
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Sunday, August 17th, 2008

So I've been reading history.

The Wars of the Roses, by Kat, age 5 )
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Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Goddamnit, universe! Just once I'd like to keep a good sulk instead of getting it ruined by Neil Patrick Harris looking very dapper indeed. And singing about shoes.
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Monday, July 21st, 2008


I now have a recording of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend."

Sung by Yzma.

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Saturday, March 29th, 2008

Fic: Special Discount

Title: Special Discount
Fandom: Firefly
Spoilers: Ain't a one.
Rating: PG
Summary: Jayne. Kaylee. Shopping. Drabble and a half. Puck done it.

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Monday, December 31st, 2007

More Fic

Favors )

Test of Valor )

Heresies Verse Two )

chatroom funny )

more character rantage )
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more rescued things

Jennifer Tarleton )

A Digression! )

Karrin Murphy )

Hold the Pig's Blood; or; Why One Does Not Cross Margaret Dresden )

Mike Crichton spite for my amusement )

Best. Segues. Ever. )

White Wars fanfiction.
Gambles )

Shipperly justification )

More WW fanfiction.
Surprises )

And random funnies:
Is it bad when my very first thought upon seeing this is "Dammit, Harry, not again!"
Or does that just mean I'm hallucinating?


This is very, very bad.
The following collection of names appeared in a fanfic I was reading; Paul, Christopher, Thomas, David, Jonathan, William, Patrick, Peter, Colin, and Sylvester. And I knew what the correlation was.* Right off the bat.
This is bad on so many levels.

*For the curious, those are the first names of the actors for, in order, Doctors Eight, Nine, Four, Ten, Three, One, Two, Five, Six, and Seven.

Oi, Pris, I had a weird dream. It was a kind of fixit sequel to Cold Comfort, where it turned out Murph got resurrected by something or other (I think the dream blamed faeries) and then Lasciel mysteriously disappeared, Murph started channeling the Eighth Doctor's Jesus imagery and then fell asleep on Harry's doorstep where he tripped over her the next morning. Yeah, you explain it. It's your fault anyway.
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Perspectives )

X-files Mulder and Scully UST
My Squire and My Lady )

An amusing incident:
Incident )

Slight AU Dresden Files pastfic.
Fellow Feeling )
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