https://www.scribbld.com/users/tommythetree/ tommythetree - Scribbld djehutyfan@hotmail.com Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:29:20 GMT LiveJournal / Scribbld tommythetree personal https://www.scribbld.com/userpic/221613/32471 https://www.scribbld.com/users/tommythetree/ 89 100 https://www.scribbld.com/users/tommythetree/484.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 15:29:20 GMT djehutyfan@hotmail.com https://www.scribbld.com/users/tommythetree/484.html <br /><p>[Audio begins]&#160;</p><p>Dear Santa. For Christmas, I wish for a pruning shears, tree fertiliser some more leaves to grow out of my-</p><p>[There is a cough, followed by a female voice muttering unintelligibly]</p><p>What? Oh, come on, Theresa. It&#8217;s not tasteless when I say it!</p><p>You&#8217;re taking the fun out of it!</p><p>Alright, fine.</p><p>[Audible cough]</p><p>Dear Santy, for Christmas, I wish for industrial grade therapy for my daughter-</p><p>[More unintelligible muttering, this time with an angry twinge]</p><p>Oh for fuck&#8217;s sake, Terry, calm down. I was jokin&#8217;! Look, I&#8217;ll be serious this time.</p><p>Dear Santy, for Christmas, I would like two hundred pints of Murphys and a weekend in the Bahamas. Failing that, I would like not to have to record audio letters to a non-existent icon of modern commercial culture derived from a Christian saint who wasn&#8217;t actually all that great. Much love and ganja fumes, Black Tom.</p><p>Is that acceptable, darling? Good. Now fuck off, I&#8217;m trying to sleep.&#160;</p><p>[Audio ends.]</p> https://www.scribbld.com/users/tommythetree/484.html public