I still don't know why you have to have a birthday party for a one year old. Max seemed to enjoy his 2-years-old cake but all he did was spend time chasing the other kids and getting chased. Like a normal playdate with cake.
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I don't know about this girl stuff though. Way too frilly.

Tim you need to come to the hospital right now please.

Yeah, we don't have any name ideas yet.

( Private to Gleny )

( Private to Tim )

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

( TIM GREENGRASS )

Why is there not more time in a day for a second full time job?

I knew it was an alien.
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( TIM )


( GLENY )

A MONTH.