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girth certificate [22 Feb 2020|12:00am]

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

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