girth certificate |
[22 Feb 2020|12:00am] |
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=girth+certificate&defid=12793685
Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)
My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.
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