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Audiothelioma [07 Apr 2020|12:00am]

Cancer caused by the noise generated by windmills. This aggressive form of cancer was recently discovered by Dr. Donald J Trump. Symptoms include: Orange skin, thin hair, small hands, a fear of brown people and small inclines.

I tell ya what all this time spent out on the prairie, it's only a matter of time before I develop Audiothelioma. Hopefully Dr. Trump's research will end in a cure.

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