| onosecond |
[12 Jul 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=onosecond&defid=1997335
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
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| Himbo |
[27 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Himbo&defid=14746397
Generally, a large (broad, tall, or buff) attractive man, who tends to be not very bright, but usually extremely nice and respectful. Think Kronk from The Emperors New Groove, or maybe a golden retriever.
That guy is totally a himbo, he’s super nice but maybe don’t try to have a deep philosophical conversation with him.
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| Drop gun |
[22 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Drop+gun&defid=2807194
throwdown
An unregistered firearm carried by policemen to "drop" at the scene where a pursued suspect has been shot; used to justify shooting/killing a possibly unarmed suspect.
Witnesses found a pistol lying on the ground near the fleeing criminal's body, but nobody except the pursuing policeman knew it was a only drop gun, not the criminal's weapon.
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| Hindsight is 2020 |
[21 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hindsight+is+2020&defid=15107140
Refers to a realization and clarity on how we humans live on our planet that occurred internationally during the covid-19 pandemic
A play on or modification of the previous phrase 'hindsight is 20/20,' referring to clear vision.
Guy in 2030: It's crazy how once we used to sit in traffic, burning fossil fuels for hours per day.. and how when you'd buy something, it would be wrapped in layers and layers of plastic.
Girl in 2030: Well things all changed during the global covid-19 pandemic. People re-assessed how our whole world was operating. They say hindsight is 2020.
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| Corona Party |
[20 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Corona+Party&defid=14808397
Similar to a pox party, adults expose themselves to people who have contracted Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease in the misguided hope that they will have recovered from it before hospitals have been over-run with people and treatment isn't possible.
Anyone game for a corona party? BYOB!
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| Juneteenth |
[19 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Juneteenth&defid=1328265
In the US, slavery was officially abolished with the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. No one bothered to tell all the slaves in Texas until June 19, 1865, a day commonly celebrated as "Juneteenth."
Every Juneteenth we're reminded just how mean people could be.
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| milkshake cop |
[18 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=milkshake+cop&defid=15105689
A cop who portrays themself as a victim of anti-cop bias but in reality made the story up for sympathy & attention bc they are a loser LARPing as a tough guy.
My aunt sent me the news story about the cop whose coffee cup was labeled “Pig” at Starbucks so I had to tell her he was a Milkshake Cop who was trying to get a trans barista fired.
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| Generational Privilege |
[17 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Generational+Privilege&defid=15102474
a phenomenon that occurs when you have an unbroken chain of ancestors going back several generations, who have never experienced oppression, that prevents you from acknowledging the possibility that oppression may still exist for other social groups besides your own.
Karen doesn't understand why "all lives matter" misses the point, because of her generational privilege.
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| Copsucker |
[14 Jun 2020|12:00am] |
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https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Copsucker&defid=7857177
Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.
I keep showing this guy all the stats about police militarization and botched no-knock raids, but he doesn't even care. He says the police are there for the public good, and that there are only a few bad apples. What a copsucker!
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