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Gender Euphoria [15 Jul 2020|12:00am]

The feeling a trans person gets when he/she/they are able to start presenting as the gender they identify as and people start treating them accordingly

When they used my proper pronouns, my gender dysphoria became gender euphoria

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onosecond [12 Jul 2020|12:00am]

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.

Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -

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Maskhole [11 Jul 2020|12:00am]

selfish idiots in my neighborhood who think that they don't need to wear a mask because the rest of us do

A maskhole jogged right past me in the park today

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Rest in power [06 Jul 2020|12:00am]

Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.

People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.

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TrUmPINg [30 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Selling the soul of America to Russia

POTUS45 was trumping again when he took no action against Putin's bounty on American soldiers.

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double texting [01 Jul 2020|12:00am]

sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.

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Smize [29 Jun 2020|12:00am]

To smize is smiling with your eyes.

Tyra Banks taught the models how to smize on America's Next Top MOdel.

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Himbo [27 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Generally, a large (broad, tall, or buff) attractive man, who tends to be not very bright, but usually extremely nice and respectful. Think Kronk from The Emperors New Groove, or maybe a golden retriever.

That guy is totally a himbo, he’s super nice but maybe don’t try to have a deep philosophical conversation with him.

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wallet biopsy [25 Jun 2020|12:00am]

When a paramedic goes through ones wallet while they are in an ambulance. Usually the paramedic will take just insurance information.

The paramedic knew which hospital to bring me to by a wallet biopsy on me.

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Bunker bitch [24 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Where Trump gets his diaper changed after soiling it.

Our president heard fireworks and shouting outside, so he bravely retreated to his bunker after defecting all over the Oval Office, the ol’ bunker bitch!

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BHAZ [23 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Black House Autonomous Zone. The area around Lafayette Square, Washington D.C. It is in reference to Seattle, Washington’s Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone CHAZ.

The CNN crew was ejected, without explanation, from the BHAZ across from the White House.

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Drop gun [22 Jun 2020|12:00am]


An unregistered firearm carried by policemen to "drop" at the scene where a pursued suspect has been shot; used to justify shooting/killing a possibly unarmed suspect.

Witnesses found a pistol lying on the ground near the fleeing criminal's body, but nobody except the pursuing policeman knew it was a only drop gun, not the criminal's weapon.

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Hindsight is 2020 [21 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Refers to a realization and clarity on how we humans live on our planet that occurred internationally during the covid-19 pandemic

A play on or modification of the previous phrase 'hindsight is 20/20,' referring to clear vision.

Guy in 2030: It's crazy how once we used to sit in traffic, burning fossil fuels for hours per day.. and how when you'd buy something, it would be wrapped in layers and layers of plastic.
Girl in 2030: Well things all changed during the global covid-19 pandemic. People re-assessed how our whole world was operating. They say hindsight is 2020.

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Corona Party [20 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Similar to a pox party, adults expose themselves to people who have contracted Coronavirus (COVID-19) disease in the misguided hope that they will have recovered from it before hospitals have been over-run with people and treatment isn't possible.

Anyone game for a corona party? BYOB!

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Juneteenth [19 Jun 2020|12:00am]

In the US, slavery was officially abolished with the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. No one bothered to tell all the slaves in Texas until June 19, 1865, a day commonly celebrated as "Juneteenth."

Every Juneteenth we're reminded just how mean people could be.

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milkshake cop [18 Jun 2020|12:00am]

A cop who portrays themself as a victim of anti-cop bias but in reality made the story up for sympathy & attention bc they are a loser LARPing as a tough guy.

My aunt sent me the news story about the cop whose coffee cup was labeled “Pig” at Starbucks so I had to tell her he was a Milkshake Cop who was trying to get a trans barista fired.

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Generational Privilege [17 Jun 2020|12:00am]

a phenomenon that occurs when you have an unbroken chain of ancestors going back several generations, who have never experienced oppression, that prevents you from acknowledging the possibility that oppression may still exist for other social groups besides your own.

Karen doesn't understand why "all lives matter" misses the point, because of her generational privilege.

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maskadaisical [16 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Slacking off on wearing a mask in public places to prevent contracting coronavirus.

Dude, we have to go back to the house. I forgot my mask and I can't get into Costco without it.

Man, you are becoming maskadaisical!

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Covid Speakeasy [15 Jun 2020|12:00am]

An unlawful gathering spot to drink & socialize during the Covid crisis.

We are heading to the ice rink to party on Saturday.....that place is a regular Covid Speakeasy.

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Copsucker [14 Jun 2020|12:00am]

Somebody who worships police and similar figures, regardless of the extensive evidence that they are a troubling influence in the world. Sucks that authoritarian D.

I keep showing this guy all the stats about police militarization and botched no-knock raids, but he doesn't even care. He says the police are there for the public good, and that there are only a few bad apples. What a copsucker!

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